Good Morning/Evening Thursday Peeps,,misty grey start to the day here,
Lovely to see both Samantha and Colleen posting yesterday!
,(and Grant following the ladies!
)LOL
Mop crop time again for me today,,so a trip to the "Boro"to the local poodle parlour in store....
Have a good un' Folks,
Cheers
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| A Royal Artillery patrol captured a Taliban leader in Afghanistan and took him to a warehouse where they gave him a dice.
The Bombardier leading the patrol tells him to roll the dice and tells him "If you get a 1, 2, 3, 4, or 5 your head comes off"
The Taliban leader says "What if I throw a 6?"
The Bombardier says "You get another go."
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Good luck at the hairdressers Phil!
ReplyDeleteSo Phil, if you get the choice go for the blow job!
Hmmmmm I like a bit of teasing first Mike!!!LOL
ReplyDeleteHi lovelies.. hope you have a great day... phil beware cos sometimes the teased dont lead to the blown !!! LMAO
ReplyDeleteWHY MOST PROFESSIONS ARE ..... DIRTY!!! ;~)
The Doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes."
The Dentist because he says, "Open wide."
The hairdresser because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown?"
The Milkman because he says, "Do you want it in front or in back?"
The Interior Decorator because he says, "Once you have it all in, you’ll love it."
The Banker because he says, "If you take it out too soon, you’ll lose interest."
The Police Officer because he says, "Spread ’em."
The Mailman because he always delivers his package.
The Pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down.
The Hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots.
Samantha, so glad you are raising the tone once more(Yeah right!!! LMAO xxx)
ReplyDeleteLMAO,
ReplyDeleteWOW, we have a TRIO of tone-lowers back on form today!
Way to go, you bad peeps! Love it, Just like old times : )~