Good Morning/Evening Bollockeers,
Back to play after my laptop has been "De Virused!"
The Virus was "Vista Anti Virus Pro 2010"and seems to be doing the rounds,,,looks kosher with all the Windows safety logo's etc but is a mean little sod,and got past my own Anti Virus protection(Now beefed up!)
Glad to see Janet had a good time on her Birthday and has lotsa stuff happening "Down under!"
LOL
Have a Virus free day and a good Thursday,
Cheers
| Will I live to be 90?
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| I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 90?"
He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?"
"Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either."
Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
I said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?"
"No, I don't," I said. "Gotta protect my skin."
He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
"No," I said "I don't do any of those things."
He looked at me and said,
"Then, why do you give a sh1t?" |
Welcome back Phil.
ReplyDeleteI'm pleased you have got rid of the little bugger.
p.s. I am talking about your computer virus (not a Geordie poster to this site)! lol
Thanks Mike, but I fear there is no cure for that GP apart from transportation to one of the colonies (Lindisfarne maybe???LOL)
ReplyDeleteTHE MATELOT IS BACK!!
ReplyDeleteBut, Bloody 'ell Mike, I thought you said GEORDIE POSER! LMAO
(I really must wear my specs more often).
Good to have you back with us Phil. But in future, keep your viruses to yourself. It's very very odd that Lynn's laptop went off at the same time as yours, Grrrrrrrrr.
By the way, I see you have etched your personal sailor tattoo on half the female population of North Yorks.
BAAAAD MAN!!