Good Morning/Evening Fellow Humpsters and a very Happy June Ist,
,,warmer today and looks like were in for a coupla "Summery days"(Could mean anything!LOL)
Good luck with da bone scan George
,hope they find nothing except,,,well,,, bones! 
For the rest of the Bollockeers enjoy your 1st day of Summer and have a GREAT June!!!
Cheers,
In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.
A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.
Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men restrooms don't have nice things like this. Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure.. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure. When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy...............
Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him. "What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button.
"The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow.
" MEN NEVER LISTEN!"
Hi Phil, Just had a colonoscopy yesterday,doc removed 4 polyps, got to go back next Monday for the results. Doc in the UK said I should have one but could not say if I could be done this year. So back to the east and had it done within 3 days (after the infamous laxative). Off to Bombay tomorrow week will check out if the cages are still were they were 50 years ago when I was a matelot in the grey funnel line. Enjoy your sunshine everyone!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteIs it June already? FFS!
ReplyDeleteJust a quickie before I head off for the scan - and many thanks for the good wishes,
I gotta admit my confidence is high afer the delightful ditty from Lil' Duck.
The Jarrow Marrow???? LMAO!
You bet!
Hey ho, hey ho, it's off to play I go, lol
JUST SAW WILLIE'S POST.
ReplyDeleteOMG, Bill, I had the same procedure done in Jan 2009. I worried needlessly, no pain at all, and the polyp removal was easy and fascinataing, I watched it in colour! LMAO
But as for the 'infamous laxative' - I never want another one done purely because of Tsunami effect that has on the morning you're getting ready to leave for hospital! Argggggggggghhhhhh!
There I go, spouting crap again! lol
I'se getting quietly plastered in the kitchen! LOL
ReplyDeleteHi Bill,,Have fun revisiting the cages,,,don 't forget to take the "Prophylactic kit we used to get issued!! LOL
ReplyDeleteGood luck with results.
Cheers
Cya later George,,did I miss the pic of Elises "Ditties?"
ReplyDeleteSounds like fun in the "Bevian"household again!
Nicely plastered, but not hammered. Teenage son (Tim) got out of bed at 12.10 (BST), had lunch cooked for him and has now departed for destination unknown. But if he wants a lift to his cricket match this evening ...! O Lord, time for Dr Who catchup! LOL
ReplyDeleteHi Ian.......Are you into plastering,but not carpentry?
ReplyDeleteDr Who?..............I'm a trekky fan (sixties) series.......Original but the best.!!!!
Val,treating me to a pub lunch,before MIL comes tomorrow.........you guessed it .........her bungalow not yet ready..!!!!!!!? ....jeeeeeeeeeze....!?*@&%!@*@..!!!?
Saw the first episode way back in 1963 - I know, I don't look that old - and kept up until I left college and was TV-less for some years. Have tried to see the revival but Bev says she would rather watch paint dry - which, as it happens, is what I should be doing now - so, thank goodness for going HD and getting a V+ box (effortless recording), and now having to sit down after lunch for the good of my digestion! LOL
ReplyDeleteEvening All xx George ? delighted you loved your ditty ... The Jarrow Marrow ... ! PMSL ! xx Hope the scan went okay ? When do you get the results ??
ReplyDeleteHiya John xx that is not good news dude, hope you got yourself some duty free 'Glenny' to keep you sane ?! Back to normal huh ?!
Hiya Big Guy, Ian, Bev and Willie xxxx Grey day here, a bit windy [Evening George ! xx] but VERY humid.... ! xx
Oh 'chit'.......I have had a problem with my left hand this week [no funny comments please !] and it is getting worse. Hubby saying I have tendonitis.....bu@@er....it bloody hurts !! How did that happen ??!!! Answers, to my usual email address please ! xx
ReplyDeleteI get to see what the old man has been up to!!! Watching Dr who whilst some of us have been slaving away!!
ReplyDeleteWill miss my thursday blogging as some of us have to wok on their day off!!
Lots of love my lovelies xx
Tough luck there Bev, don't worry though, I am not back at work until Sunday [PMSL ! ] so I can keep an eye on him for you ! xx
ReplyDeleteOh joy.!!!!............Party time......let me get my duty free Glenny open to celebrate....!!!!!........&......got you some Turkish Delight too Elise ..... xx....
ReplyDeleteNo joy with the belly dancer though........Phil.........LOL
Not to worry John,,I'll bring some chiffon to the do.. I'm sure we can whip an outfit up between us for Bev Val and Elise ! :))
ReplyDeleteLMAO !! I'm game if you are Big Guy, you can take Bev's place !?? Turkish Delight John ?? For Lil' me ??!! You are just the BEST DUDE !! Huge hugz in 3 weeks time for ya !!!! xx
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