Morning/Evening fellow Humpsters on a bright and warmish morning up ere'
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5 Fffflippin' bunnyips hopping around in the garden first thing,
they seem to be treating Chez Thommo like "The place to go for a "Good time" and a jump!(Shaddup George) LOL
Mop crop for me today,,,,I was in two minds whether to leave it and plait it for the do like George is or go more for the Elise look.?
(Picture witheld due to Elises copyright!)
Happy Hump day have a good un'
Cheers
Prostate check-up...
An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female doctor. 
The female doctor says, "I'm going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say, '99'.
The old guy obeys and says,"99".
The pretty doctor says, "Great. Now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, '99'."
Again, the old guy says, '99'."
The doctor said, Very good. Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly. I'm going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your penis to keep it out of the way. Now take a deep breath and say, '99'.
The old guy begins, "One ... Two ... Three" ...
Mornin'All : )
ReplyDeleteHey Phil, you lucky old sod!
Elise sent you that photo of her in her catwoman suit.
NOT FAIR.
She promised me a look at that one months ago.
I think I must have upset her.
But,,,,what a great ass! (morning John!) LOL.
Phil....that story of the urolgy nurse reminds me of a certain guy living in a sailors' retirement village on Teesside.
I believe he has a district nurse who visits him daily. She's very well known in the area, and all the guys refer to her as 'Jacking Jill' ROFLMAO.
Ring any balls (oooops, BELLS!) with you Capn????? lol
You're only jealous!!! PMSL
ReplyDeleteEvening All xx WHAT THE HELL have you done with everyone Guys???? Don't piss 'em all off, still have next weekend to get through !!! George ? na na na na na na ! xx
ReplyDeleteEvening Elise, :))I bin out most of the day must be Goerge scaring Folks off LOL,,,hair cropped! :( xx
ReplyDeleteblimey Big Guy !! You trying to impress me or what !? George def' put the frighteners on everyone ! BTW, has John been a'lurking ?? xx
ReplyDeleteHi all...............Yes got my favourite small 10inch screen Notebook back,so all singing & dancing again.......Hard drive was completely knackered......Got my other putor in for repair now.......
ReplyDeletePhil..........just catching up,& just read your latest psa....Sorry to hear that,....hope today went well for yer..
Hi Elise....xx all the guys, or rather two of them, think i am a rear fancier,& keep sending me pics of naked bums
.....I'm SO shocked..!!!! LOL
Hiya John xx Delighted you are back with us, was just asking Big Guy if you had been lurking today ! Good timing dude ! Glad you got sorted out xx
ReplyDeleteEvening John,,glad to hear you have got your 10 incher back "Up" and running!! :))
ReplyDelete.....Give Big Guy an inch........ !! xx
ReplyDeleteFed that one knowing someone would bite Elise....xx haha
ReplyDeleteBig Guy jumped in first !!!!! xx
ReplyDeleteNever known to disappoint!! LOL xx
ReplyDeleteha ha ha ! No, you never would Big Guy xx
ReplyDeleteNo Bev tonite?........
ReplyDeleteLooks like its the 'biggy' tomorrow........MIL finally moves back home......Oh joy.!!!
Catchy later......gotta go...... out..!!!
CONGRATULATIONS JOHN !!!!! Hope nothing else goes awry !!! xx
ReplyDeleteI'm here but you're not. had an interesting day. Training with a fieman. Then an urgent call for duty. A guy had been admitted to hosp and we had to sort out his dog a bloddy rotweiller. We have a legal duty to sort our. We managed to get the RSPCA to rehouse. Sometimes I think I am running a vets!!!
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