Tuesday, 21 June 2011

Tuesday grey

Good Morning/Evening Tuesday Bollockeers,,,grey and spitting with rain ere',and looks like a showery and soggy few days ahead.

Longest day of the year today,,nights start drawing in tomorrow!!soon be Christmas,,LOL,(Morning George!)

Spot of Ladies tennis at Wimbledon today?(Morning John)...................

Enjoy your day Folks,

Cheers

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.

The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.

When the truck stops for another red light, the girl again catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.

Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they’ve never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door.

The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the next light.

When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says...

"Hi, my name is Kevin and I’m driving a fu**ing gritter!"

 

4 comments:

  1. Hi Phil / Morning everyone.

    Overcast here to. Thanks for reminding us about Christmas, looking forward to it already!!


    The men's tennis at Wimbledon has already started:-



    Have a gay day everyone.

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  2. Heyyyyyyyy, where did Mike get that pic of Phil and me???
    And I wonder which ass photo John will be using as a screensaver......the blonde or the elf? lol

    Midsummer's Day? You coulda fooled me! But I suppose grey and wet is a typical summer day on Tyneside.

    One last thing.....I wonder why the Capn chickened out of using the real name of the blonde in the trucker joke?????

    Although he did give a subtle clue....Heather....a Scottish blonde?.......big feet and huge lips? ROFLMFAO

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  3. Hi all.....Good joke Phil,& hope you are feeling better......

    George, my screensaver pic is of myself with Val,but might change it after the coming weekend crop of pics.....LOL

    Midsummer at Stonehenge...........seen the ghostly 'goings on'?

    http://youtu.be/EEvwH9owEi4 (sound up)

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  4. Evening All xx And a soggy, wet, longest day greeting from The Rebel County too ....Grrrrrrrr......waited the last 3 years for summer, and now its over ! George? You are taking HUGE liberties considering you and 'la Duck' will be in the same room in ONLY 4 DAYS TIME !!!!!! I admire your bravery !!

    hey there Big Guy !! xx How are you today dude ? Hope you are resting plenty, get the energy levels built up for the weekend XX

    John ? Delighted to hear from you xx Do me a favour, and buy a decenct PC please !! At least then Val won't see your screensave. James' screensave is the 'Hump Day' Cat woman that I mailed him. He asked me where I got the pic from ' .....errrrr......The Guys ! '..... I replied....I am amazed he is letting me go to Leicester on my own !! xx

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