Tuesday, 31 May 2011

Tuesday sun..

Good Morning/Evening Tuesday Peeps,,,predictable suinshine and blue skies back after a grey and cool Bank Holiday,

Day to myself as Hilary heads out before going on to work to the funeral of Chris a young, quiet lad 17years old who was doing work experience where she works.....he was killed about 10 days ago when on a night out he left his Mates in a pub and went for a pizza,,,,,got into an argument with a group of queue jumpers,,,ended up he was punched in the chest fell backwards cracking his head fracturing his skull,,,,died there and then,,,very sad loss of a young life.

Catch up day for me after another lonng weekend,,hope you had a good one and are set for a good "Truncated"week ahead

"Stealth"bomber?.............................................

Cheers

Sailor............................

A widowers daughter was marrying a sailor..... the day before the wedding, the father knowing what sailors are like, says to his daughter " if your new husband ever wants sex "the other way round", tell me and I will have a word with him".

 Six months after the wedding, she is still puzzled by what her father said, so she asks her husband if he would like to try sex "the other way round" for a change. Her husband says,,,, ""No, I don't want a house full of children!"

 

 

 

 

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22 comments:

  1. Bevie Hodgson31 May 2011 at 01:41

    Bev gone to work - and left me with a list of chores as long as .... So, I'll have to do it myself. LOL

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  2. Phil Thompson31 May 2011 at 01:56

    Morning Ian :) don't work too hard!



    JOHN and VAL,,looks like you had fun!,,,bit OTT on the foundation in that pic on the beach!!! LMAO xx

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  3. George Hardy31 May 2011 at 03:48

    Morning all : )

    Phil, that's a very sad story about the young lad. I saw the news on local TV not long ago. Terrible.

    WELCOME BACK JOHN & VAL.
    loved the photos, and you'll see one of them on the cover of the 'members of our room' album on the home page.

    Busy times ahead for yours truly, beginning with another bone scan tomorrow.
    I don't mind scans, but that one entails being at the hospital for almost 4 hours, unless I just come home after the injection and go back for the scan a few hours later.

    Still doing last minute stuff for the do on 25th and still keeping fingers crossed that Alex and Pat will be with us.

    What's this about sunshine????
    It pops its head out every ten minutes here then disapears, leaving us with a gust of wind..........hey....sounds a bit like Capn Phil in the gents at Leicester last year! lol

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  4. john sherwood31 May 2011 at 04:07

    Thanks Phil......We loved the all over mud experience,but the smell was hmmmmm..............a rite humdinger... !!!
    Yeah.....area was where ' part of African Queen' .the bit on the river with tall reeds was filmed...Dalyan.Turkey....(Gobble gobble)

    Sorry also to hear about a young life wasted like that.....so senseless.....

    Good luck George at hossy.......thanks for all your orginisation for MOS too..!

    Been also practising my right hand (shuddup you lot) lifting exercises for M.O.S., & can now finally boast ........is.'pint perfect'......

    Ian.......know how it is,but appearances can deceive,if you know what i mean ......!!?.

    Off now to inspect MIL's bungalow prior to her return from the States.......Pick up dog from kennels to...........cheers.!!

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  5. Bevie Hodgson31 May 2011 at 05:35

    Just sat down to catch up with Dr Who, dipped my julienned carrots into the allegedly world-renowned humus only to find it was butterscotch 'angel' delight! And, I gather that some of you knew and did not tell! I'se not chuffed. Off to the shops - sees yers l8r! LMAO

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  6. Keith Evans31 May 2011 at 06:10

    I gotta have a scan with a difference. ON MY TESTICLES help...
    I do hope the nurse is attractive and not a Thai lady boy.

    Nette keeps telling me not to worry it will be just like a mammogram and they dont hurt at all, do I believe her, NO.

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  7. Phil Thompson31 May 2011 at 06:33

    Bollocks Keith! don't believe her,LOL

    ,

    Seriously Matey hope all goes well,keep us posted..

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  8. Keith Evans31 May 2011 at 11:26

    All is well. The docter was a he, and he asked me to hold my own penis out of the way. I replied I was not used to lifting heavy weights.
    Any way only got a harmless cyst in the not swollen one and the swollen one is just that: bigger.

    Unlike Hitler I have got more than one ball, unlike Goerballs they are not very small.

    I will let Phil finish the ditty:
    There was an old man from Devizes
    who had balls of uneven sizes

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  9. Bevie Hodgson31 May 2011 at 11:55

    when looking the nurses could not believe their eyesies!!!

    I am in such trouble re the hummous!!! Will he talk with me again!!!!

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  10. Phil Thompson31 May 2011 at 11:58

    Glad to hear nothing to worry about Keith!! Nioe one,,,or two? LOL

    Now ya got me thinking of of ditties! LMAO

    My favourite,,,,

    There was a young man from Kent
    Who's tool was extremely bent,
    To save himself trouble he shoved it in double
    And instead of cumming he went!!!

    Any more?...

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  11. Bevie Hodgson31 May 2011 at 12:20

    I am married to a man from Kent and as I am in enough trouble I am keeping quiet!!!!!!

    There was a man from Jarrow
    who liked the look of a sparrow.
    but this could not beat
    his love of sheep

    xxx

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  12. Elise Cotter31 May 2011 at 12:30

    There was an old sailor from Middlesbrough,
    Who boasted his tool was exceptional,
    When up popped George Hardy,
    And said loud and hearty,
    "Wai Aye mine's as big as a Marrow'!

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  13. Bevie Hodgson31 May 2011 at 12:45

    and I am still in love with a sparrow said the man from Jarrow xx

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  14. Elise Cotter31 May 2011 at 12:56

    Do your balls hang tight, can you hide 'em in a fight?
    Can you tuck 'em 'neath your arm, can you keep 'em out of sight?
    Are they tough enough to buckle up another man's hard knuckles?
    When you do a double shuffle do your balls hang tight?

    ha ha ha ! the best verse ! PMSL ! Mmmmm....who's name springs to mind.... ?! xx

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  15. Phil Thompson31 May 2011 at 14:01

    PMSL!!!,,A verse variation,,,

    Do your balls hang low can you swing em to and fro
    Can you tie em in a knot can you tie em in a bow,
    Do you get a funny feeling when you bang em on the ceiling
    Well you'll never be a sailor if your balls hang low..



    Apologies to Keith for all the testicular references this evening!!

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  16. Keith Evans31 May 2011 at 14:10

    My Gp was trying to examine me last week.
    He said I had, and I quote
    "Male aproaching testicles syndrome"
    he thought it would be better if I examined them as they had dissapeared in fright, he wondered how far up they could go.

    BTW the nurse was definitely a Gurgha, get lots of them around Aldershot.

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  17. Bevie Hodgson31 May 2011 at 14:12

    Ian has too much time on his hands!

    x

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  18. Phil Thompson31 May 2011 at 14:12

    LMAO Keith!!!

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  19. Elise Cotter31 May 2011 at 14:14

    PMSL Guys !! Nite xx

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  20. Phil Thompson31 May 2011 at 14:22

    Nite Sweetie xxx

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  21. Bevie Hodgson31 May 2011 at 14:25

    nite, nite my lovelies.

    xx

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  22. Phil Thompson31 May 2011 at 15:12

    Nite Bev xxx

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