Good Morning/Evening Thursday Peeps,
,,Cool and brisk start to the day ere,,a chilly wind(Morning George)buffeting exposed "parts!"
Heading back to da hossy for a lunchtime zapping then into da Boro with Hilary and Gemma for a nosh.
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I know there are a few Bollockeers with Onco/Uro appoints and PSA tests due over the next coupla days so hope all goes well and fingers crossed for those with appoints tomorrow Friday 13th...Eeeek!(George)
Enjoy your day Folks,
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Cheers
In my next life
I want to live my life backwards ...
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being far too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work you get a gold watch on your first day.
You toil for forty years until you're too young to work.
You prepare for sixth form college ... drink alcohol, party and attempt to bonk every member of the opposite sex you can.
Then you go to Primary School ... you become a kid, you play and have no responsibilities.
Next you become a baby and then ... you spend your last nine months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service and then ...
You finish off as an orgasm!
I REST MY CASE
Phil, you are such a bad boy but just love the joke!!!
ReplyDeleteAre you going to be taken shopping or just lunch!!
Ian was nearlly in a lot of pain this morning. Silly sod woke me on my day off at 6 to ask where the nail file was...........
xxx
For George, luvs yer!
ReplyDeleteHow can you tell if a man is aroused?
He's breathing.
How do you save a man from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
Why are men like laxatives?
They can irritate the **** out of you.
Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born?
To knock the willys off the smart ones.
What do you call a handcuffed man?
Trustworthy.
What do you do if your best friend runs off with your husband?
Miss her.
Pity her.
Why is it dangerous to tell the husband to go and change the son?
Two hours later he comes back with a baby girl.
Men are proof of reincarnation.
You can't get that dumb in just one lifetime.
Wife: "I won the lottery! Five million dollars. Whoo-ee--start packing!"
Husband "That's great!!! What should I pack?"
Wife: "Whatever you want, just be out of the house by the time I get there"
How does a woman know the man is cheating on her?
He starts bathing twice a week.
What's the difference between an intelligent man and a UFO?
I don't know, I've never seen either one.
Morning Bev :)),,,,Ian woke you at 6am to ask where the nail file was????I am getting worried about him,!!!!....or was he just trying to get out of the pink furry handcuffs??LOL
ReplyDeleteNoooooooooo shopping just lunch,,Nandos and beer sounds good. xx
The pink furry handcuffs are no more as the fur was used for a wall hanging for a friend!!!
ReplyDeleteI do worry about Ian........
Lunch sounds good.
Morning all xx Grim day here in the Rebel County......not a lot going on [yipee] and I am now not back to work until next WEDS !!!! Woo Hoo ! Few more days in hand to look for a new job :-))
ReplyDeleteBest of luck Guys with the all the visits and test results, plenty positive energy heading your way from a Lil' Duck [ask Phil, he knows how good it is ! ]
Catch you al later xx
Good mornin' all.
ReplyDeleteI see Bev has had her revenge with the 'man' jokes, LMAO
Yes, it IS windy here, and I swear I'm not to blame.
Good luck with your 3rd zapping session Phil. I hope your radiographers are as totally female and as beautiful as mine were! : )~
and there will be more as I have found a fab website!!!!
ReplyDeleteLots of love my luvelies. I am off to sort out Ians birthday card so lots of painting and grungy stuff.
Bev ,,Why can't I find Ian's Birth date?...does he have one,,or is he one of your handicraft projects?? and you made him? LOL xx
ReplyDeleteHe birthday is 16.05.53
ReplyDeleteI'd like to remould him!!!!
LOL like a tyre,,,1953 a "Goodyear!!" Groaaaaaaaaaaan
ReplyDeleteBig Groans here Big Guy....BIG groans....... XX
ReplyDeleteI am trying :( VERY I know!! LMAO
ReplyDeleteyes, VERY Big Guy....am beginning to worry about June !
ReplyDeleteBev. Ians birthday is now on the grid xx
thanks guys it will cheer the old bugger up.
ReplyDeletePhil don't give up your day job to be a stand up!!
Need to go as I am melting wax in me melt pot. Its great stuff as it hardens things up
I'm saying nothing!!!! LMAO
ReplyDeletewise Big Guy xx
ReplyDeletethe melted wax also colours and shines!!!
ReplyDeleteI am going be back later. Off to meet a friend for lunch and goss xxxx
Hope it goes well Phil xx
Speaking of wax :)...I recently completed my online "Waxing"course and am now qualified to do all types of hair removal incluing "Brazillian" :))))
ReplyDeleteAs a special treat I will be setting up at the MOS and giving complimentary "Brazillians"to ALL Bollockeer wives and any female hangers on that turn up,,(and George!)
Who wants to be first???? :))
Cheers Bev have a nice lunch xx
Offski myself now,,Catch ya later,,
For the Guys today xx
ReplyDeleteHi Phil, Hot as hell here at the moment 37C and it is 6.00pm, I don't give a flying **** as I have a large bottle of ice cold Chang beer in my hand. Went to the hospital this afternoon for the check up prior to the hospital on the Wirral on Tuesday PSA 0.8 a slow steady rise but if it stays going that way I don't mind one little bit. Back here again on Wednesday and then off to that delightful beautiful city of Mumbai the following week for a couple of days.......I hate the place it stinks and is inhabited by a bunch of robbing buggers and is as expensive as hell, Holiday Inn 250US a night.
ReplyDeleteHi Willie, could you kindly shove some of that hot weather towards Ireland please ???!!! Best of luck xx
ReplyDeleteHi Bill,,a slow and steady rise would do for me too Matey!!,,,,Good luck with your hossy visit,,
ReplyDeleteDo they still have the "Cages"in Mumbai??that was us Matelots hot spots not too far from the docks..
A Chilly Chang sounds good to me!!
Cheers
They certainly do still have 'The Cages' in Mumbai.
ReplyDeleteAnd I wouldn't go anywhere near the place again.
Of course, I WASN'T AS DESPERATE AS YOU, PHIL!
ROFLMBO
Looks about right George!! PMSL,,and if you do ever find yourself in Bombay,,sorry Mumbai,,it's "Falkland Road" you want!
ReplyDeleteNahhhhh Phil, they changed the name of the streets when they renamed the city.
ReplyDeleteIt's Islamapussybad Street you want now! LMAO