Good Morning Ffffriday Peeps,.
grey start to the day here for a change with rain due to freshen the grass.
Elise enjoying her break at Mum and Dad's and "Lunching"in Swindon tomorrow with some of the ladies
,,,I'm trying to get John and Ian to pop along to take minutes of the meeting for us lads to revue,,,thinking "Safety in numbers"but so far the prospect is proving far too daunting for them!!
LOL.......................................
Gemma our youngest heading up from Hove today for a visit with a supply of Cuban rum for Dad...and after six weeks in Thailand/Vietnam says she has a "Surprise"for me?
Hmmmmmmmmmm..................................
Have a Ffffab Ffffriday Folks 
Cheers
Two gay men were visiting the zoo, when they found themselves at the gorilla cage. The gorilla was sitting there with a huge erection. Unable to contain himself the first gay reaches inside the cage to touch the huge member,,. As soon as his arm goes into the cage the gorilla grabs him, takes him into the cage, slams him on the floor and shags him senseless.
A few days later in hospital the first gay's boyfriend visits him and said, "Does it hurt?"
"Hurt? Hurt?" cries the princess , "Of course it hurts. He hasn't phoned, he hasn't written!"
FABULOUS PICS TODAY PHIL!
ReplyDeleteROFLMBO here!
I can't top that, lol.
How about this one, on a different subject?...........
Because there are no mosques in Venice, the Government has allowed the Italian Muslims to pray in the streets:
Ha Ha Ha ! PMSFL ! xx
ReplyDeleteHi all...................Likey the middle bum of three matey.........always been a rear person (shuddup you lot)..lol.
ReplyDeleteWell another glorious sunny day down in Sussex......& oft to another barbie......Had none all last year,& already had three.....Onco wasn't to concerned when i asked what he thought,but there again,probably wasn't listening anyway....
Catch up later....
Think ya right John, that middle bum is quite NICE! lol
ReplyDeleteNow some corny jokes from our good pal Phil Clarke:
I got some new aftershave today that smells like breadcrumbs. The birds love it!
The Prime Minister has announced that the Government intends to make it more difficult to claim benefits. From next week, all the forms will be printed in English.
Husband says to wife 'My Olympic condoms have arrived - I think I'll wear gold tonight'. Wife says, 'Why don't you wear silver and come second for a change'.
I was driving this morning when I saw an RAC van parked up. The driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable. I thought to myself 'that guy's heading for a breakdown'.
On holiday recently in Spain I saw a sign that said 'English speaking Doctor' - I thought, 'What a good idea, why don't we have them in our country?'
mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time.....
I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a train. He was chuffed to bits.
I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin... 3 hours later and they're still walking about with it...I thought to myself, these guys have lost the plot!!
Phil c's jokes don't get any better!!!
ReplyDeleteIan is going tomorrow as my taxi driver! He is then going to take pictures of trains!! Don't want him cramping my style!!
lol my luvlies
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Evening Bev :)) lotsa pics of you Gals tomorrow please!!!! xxx
ReplyDeletewill think about it!! Do you know what gemma's surprise is yet???
ReplyDeleteNo she has just rung,, dead slow and stop on the M25,now same on M1....,bad day for travelling Friday and rush hour too,,, ,,be around 930pm before she gets here at this rate,,,I'll just have to drink something else till then! LOL xx
ReplyDeleteyuk, the M25 is horrible on a Friday. Hope you gets to you ok. xx
ReplyDeleteTa Sweetie,xx
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