Tuesday Slither

Good Morning/Evening Tuesday Peeps,Just slithered back from taking Hilary to work,,snow seems to have stopped but it is Icy!

Sliding my way to the shops next to get my Boxing day ingredients for "Dad's dinner",,my turn to be Chief cook but after a few of my gargle juices no one is too bothered what it tastes like anyway!

Busy time for all of us I know but hope you don't get too frazzled!..........................................................................

Cheers

In flight announcement........................

After a British Airways flight reached its cruising altitude, the captain came on air and announced. "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293 from London Heathrow, flying nonstop to Toronto. The weather ahead of us today is good, so sit back, relax and enjoy ...... OH MY GOD." Silence followed.......! Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom. "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of coffee in my lap." then added "You should see the front of my trousers." Towards the front, an Irish passenger shouted..... "Jaysus Christ, ya should see the back of mine !!!.