Good Morning/Evening Thursday Peeps,
Misty start to the day here in Smoggie land,,but tropical weather forecast tomorrow(Well sunshine!!
).............................
Hilary in a crabby mood so I'm tootling over the moors to Whitby to grab a coupla big uns'
an.d satisfy her cravings
Enjoy your day and the slide towards the weekend!!
Cheers
Subject: The Pope
On a tour of New Zealand, the Pope took a few days off to visit the coast for some sightseeing.
He was cruising along the beach in the Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just off shore.
A helpless man, wearing a Wallaby rugby jersey, was struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws
of a 25 foot shark. As the Pope watched in horror, a speedboat pulled up with three men wearing All Black
rugby jerseys.
One quickly fired a harpoon into the sharks side while the other two reached out and pulled the blue
semiconscious Aussie fan from the water. Then, using long clubs, the three beat the shark to death and hauled
it into the boat..
Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to him.
"I give you my blessing for your brave actions. I heard that there were some bitter hatreds between
Australian and NZ rugby fans, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not true."
As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies,
"Who was that?"
"It was the Pope" one replied.
"He is in direct contact with God and has access to all of God's wisdom."
"Well" the harpooner said, "he may have access to God and his wisdom, but he doesn't know s**t about
shark fishing".
"Is the bait holding up OK or do we need to get another one?"
G'day good Peeps,
ReplyDeleteMist again here too, let's hope Phil doesn't lose his (ball)bearings in Whitby today. That's a very dangerous part of the NE coast.
I have never known a guy to go to such great lengths purely to catch crabs!!
You can get them quite easily - and for free - in nearby Middlesborough. : )~
Hello!! I see tone lowering continues!! crabs indeed... nowt like norfolk crabs ;~)
ReplyDeleteWell 4 weeks until due date!! Grandma is waiting lol xxxxx
Hope you are all good and not behaving!! hehe...
Old lady goes to the dentist... she drops her drawers and lifts up her legs... He says ' I am not a gynacologist' she says 'i know but i need to get my husbands teeth back' !! ;~o oooooooooooooo
Just when you thought the tone couldn't get ANY lower!!!!LMAO
ReplyDeleteOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH SAMANTHA!
ReplyDeleteTHAT IS FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUNNY!!
...and are you going to carry on with the same extremely naughty behaviour when you're a sweet old granny?
YOU BET YOU WILL!! LMAO