Saturday sun.

Good Morning/Evening Peeps,another sunny morning on Teesside but not so bright for the 2000 guys losing their jobs announced yesterday, as one of the biggest steel casting plants is being mothballed at the end of the month...with the contract workers included it totals nearly 4000 job losses.

On a lighter note it's poker night tonight at Chez Thommo,,my plan to nobble Hilary the resident ace with copious amounts of G and T failed miserable last encounter as she seemed to play even better!..(Any nobbling ideas greatly appreciated)

Enjoy your Saturday and have a great weekend.

Cheers

Santa’s Bad Day

One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready
for is annual trip, but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got
sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular
ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then
Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa
even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were
about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows
where. More stress.

Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the
toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went
into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum.

When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the
liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally
dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the
kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw
end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He
opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great Christmas tree.

The angel said, very cheerfully, “Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn’t it a lovely
day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?”

Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas
tree.

 I have been disqualified once again from the neighbourhood Christmas lights competition and accused of lowering the tone!!!!