Good Morning Evening Tuesday Peeps
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Chlly start to the day here and supposed to be turning colder Thursday Friday with snow showers..(Wrap up warm if you're off to Brum!
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Hilary's last two days off before Chrimbo,,so I will be catching up on my reading parked outside the shops while she is doing battle inside!"
Hope you have more fun than me today and have a good un'!
Cheers
An elderly couple were watching a Discovery Channel special about a West African bush tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long.
When the black male reaches a certain age, a string is tied around his penis and on the other end is a weight. After a while, the weight stretches the penis to 24 inches.
Later that evening, as the husband was getting out of the shower, his wife looked at him and said, "How about you trying the African string-and-weight procedure?"
The husband agreed and they tied a string and a weight to his penis.
A few days later, the wife asked the husband, "How is our little tribal experiment coming along?"
"Well. it looks like we're about half way there," he replied.
"Wow ! . . . You mean it's grown to 12 inches?"
"No, it's turned black". 
Gooood Mornin' All,
ReplyDeleteAnother Christmas cracker of a joke there, LOL
I don't think Phil will be the only guy here faced with expeditions to shopping malls.
Don't you just love the excitement, the crowds, the noise, the thrill of it all?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Thank heavens we've Birmingham to escape to on Thursday. My arctic clothing is out and ready to wear.
It's an awful long journey on a horse and trap. ; )~
Yep, another good one, Phil. Were they all concocted on those long voyages? When do we have to send you to sea again to ensure a continued supply? ... LOL
ReplyDeleteWhat's the trap for, George? Bringing us prezzies? No way am I dressing up in a Santa suit, by the way (re your PCC reply to Frantic on the PCC "Events" forum). mutter mutter ... cheeky bugger ... LOL
Hi Grant.
ReplyDeleteTalking of prezzies, here is mine to George.
Do you think he will like it?
I thought the"Pony and trap"was rhyming slang for George's portaloo he is taking with him???
ReplyDeleteGrant,, Hilary has suggested on more than one occasion that I should Bugger off back to sea!!LMAO
Mike,, George's life is getting more and more frantic with all the new Hardy additions,,,as his hair falls out with the stress maybe a "Sheepskin "Rug"would be more use?
Such a shower of sacrastic old citizens are't we? LMAO
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