Good Morning/Evening Peeps on a
very wet and soggy Hump day morning,
Looking forward to the "Report"from the Chrimbo meet up in Brum tomorrow,,,please look after George,,Lynn has given him two weeks pocket money to travel with(£3.80p)and she doesn't want him squandering it all in one go!!,,,
Have a GREAT day tomorrow,,plenty pics please and I will be with you in "Spirit!!"
Enjoy your Hump day,
Cheers
attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she
started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on.
Poor Ryan broke out into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said,
"Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."
He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude,
she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?"
Flustered and embarrassed, Ryan finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears!" Astounded and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look
at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural! I work out every day! My butt is firm and solid! Look at my skin-no blemishes
anywhere! How can you feel that the best part of my body is my ears?"
Clearing his throat, Ryan stammered, "Outside, when you said you
heard someone coming... That was me."
I have my £3.80 spending money sewn inside my coat.
ReplyDeleteLynn's also sewn name tags on all my clothes in case I get lost and (conveniently) amnesic.
Great joke yet again Phil. I wish you could have come down to Brum tomorrow (just to prove that not all northerners aren't cynical grouchy & grumpy old goats like me! LOL).
Whatever else you're doing today.....don't forget - Be good at being BAD!! : )~
Watch out for Rob if he's going George,,and if he asks you if you want a warm one say no!!!!
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