Thursday afternoon

WELL I'LL BE BLOWED!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Did you see those posts on Tuesday>  The Photobucket Police ALLOWED Phil's 'graphically pornographic' cartoon and yet censored my poor ole Mr Bean one!!

How bloody dare they??? LOL
bugger them, I'll re-post it without using Photobucket!

Happy New Year's Eve!

Good Morning/Evening New Years Evers,,,,No plans for braving the hoards tonite,,just a select band to see in the New Year(Me and Hilary)with far too much alcohol and nibbly bits

No doubt I will still be shoved out in the cold at 1159 and 50 seconds  as Big Ben begins to strike,,to be the "First footer"(Used to be with a piece of coal??)LOL

If it's a still night we can hear all the ships on the Tees and anchored off blowing their whistle's(Behave George)

Whatever your up to tonight have a GREAT evening seeing out 2009 and here's wishing that 2010 brings all that you wish for!

Cheers

A Sailor'a tip  ...................

cure
Doctors have found a cure for homosexuality, Apparently you rub Lip Balm around your arse and it keeps the chaps away.

Christmas Thoughts

As I walked down the busy footpath this Christmas, my eye fell upon one of those unfortunate, homeless vagabonds that are found in every city these days. I had this urge to 'Reach Out' to this unfortunate person.

Wearing what could only be described as rags and carrying every worldly possession in two plastic bags, my heart was touched by this persons condition. Where some people only saw rags I saw hidden beauty. A voice in my head said "Go out and touch this person".

I DID.

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I expect to be released later today!!!

 

 

What day is it??

Good Morning/evening my mid week Chums and Chumettes,,,Really had to think what day it is today,but I am reliablly informed by the Great Oracle that is Hilary, It's Hump dayyyyyy!

Venturing out to change two items of clothing bought as Christmas gifts,one would be perfect if I was going to a 70s Disco night and the other if I was in my 90s and on the piste!!!!

Have a good un'!!

Cheers

Now here is clean one,,few and far between I know!LOL

Friendly Fire

Flight Lieutenant Smithers is flying his Harrier GR9 on patrol in Afghanistan. All of a sudden he spots two flying carpets, one to port and one to starboard, each armed with large machine guns and rocket-firing pods. Sensing immediate danger, Smithers executes a mid-air manoeuvre, so that he is now facing the flying carpets, and lets loose with several volleys of shots from his Aden 30mm cannon, and watches as the flying carpets explode and fall to the ground in flames. Flt Lt Smithers does a victory roll, and returns to base. As he is getting out of the cockpit of his fighter, the station CO drives up and shouts out "Smithers come here - you fucking idiot!!" Smithers trots over to the Gp Capt, salutes and says "Sir - what's wrong? I've just shot down two heavily armed flying carpets" "I know you have you f**king idiot...they were Allied Carpets"

 

Tuesday,,still kicking!

Good morning/Evening post Christmas Peeps,,,No posts for a  coupla days With Multiply down fiddling with their servers...

All seems back to normal, for me anyway and George too apart from his insert being a little on the small side!LOL

Hope you all had a GREAT time and are gearing uo for the New Year celebrations,,,

Enjoy your Tuesday,

Cheers

Grandma ................

 

A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location.

Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and mails it.

 

The next day he discovers that he had accidentally sent the bottom half of the photo. He's really worried, but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is, and hopes she won't notice.

 

A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his Grandmother. It says: "Thank you for the picture. Change your hairstyle... it makes your nose look too short." Love, Grandma

 

The Boxing Day Match

Wrapped up against the cold

As you can see - it was bloody cold!

MONDAY MONDAY

GOOOOOOD MOONING ALL

HAVE WE ALL SURVIVED THE FESTIVITIES?

MULTIPLY has been 'down' for a day or two (supposedly for upgrading etc and relocation???lol).....But all seems to be working well again.

(OH CRAP....I tried to insert an animation and it FAILED miserably!)

Have a grrrreat
NEW WEEK
 before we start the
BRAND NEW YEAR

Happy Boxing Day.

Good Morning/Evening Festive Frolickers,,,hope your yuletide is going well,,,just about recoverd after my SIL Steven tried to knobble me yesterday with his trademark TVRs!(Tequila,Vodka and Red Bull)

As Chief cook today I will exact my revenge with  Thommo's Rusty nails(Drambuie and Whisky),,last Christmas he slept for two day after being poured into a taxi in the early hours,

Have a Great Boxing day,

Cheers

HAPPY CHRISTMA DAY!!!!

Good Morning Festive Bollockeers,,Just a quickie as Hilary has lobbed the mince pies in the oven for our morning traditional nibble,,me with a bottle of Newky Brown and her with a coupla gallons of Buck fizz!!

Have a Great day!!!

Cheers