... for all your kind wishes as I began my 60th year! 
Celebrations somewhat muted 
as I was incubating (and have now spawned) MAN FLU !!! so filling the memories box 
and journal Bev gave me is on hold - shame 'cos we had some gert lush 
things planned for this weekend.
Let's see to what mischief we can get up today. ROFLL
Ermmmm, I don't think I should have asked that! lol
ReplyDeleteGlad you've survived, Ian....pity one of your presents was MAN FLU....OMG!
That's far worse than going through childbirth, and don't let any woman tell you different.
WE GUYS KNOW!
I'm just back from another 'orrible injection in me belly. I tell ya, these nurses just can't get enough of me.
It must be the 'old Geordie git charm' I often mention, LMAO
Ian's birthday got me thinking (SHADDUP!!).
It's now only 7 years and 2 months till my 69th birthday. I need to start saving.
First of all, that saucy 69 number plate will cost a bomb.
And the second biggest expense?...I'm commissioning Elise to bake me the biggest, rudest 69 cake you ever saw. I was going to ask her to design it too, but I thought better.
She might not do justice to the Jarrow Marrow (you know what I mean....cutting me down to size, she's cruel like that, lol)), so I'm already working on it myself.
A BIG project! PMSL
Hey, I've heard some shocking news from Mike about his sun-drenched holiday in Turkey.
Apparently, Kath was by the poolside and suddenly saw a dozen fit young guys dive into the water naked.
Guess what? She only went and DIVED IN to get a better view, taking Mike's camera with her!!
Geeeeeeezus....The camera's ruined and poor Mike is now trying desperately to dry out the memory card - and hopefully salvage 150 holiday photos.
Kath? You were never like that before you quit smoking!! LMAO
George, I hope you have some
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ROFLL
Tell Mike not to worry. Although his 'before' shot is a bit under-exposed
ReplyDelete... Kath caught all the action as she fell in.
ROFLL
How did Kath's picture survive the pool?
ReplyDeleteI am trying to salvage the photos on the memory stick.
2~pictures of the family, 4~pictures of Turkish scenery and 147~pictures of ladies in bikinis around the pool!
Loved Turkey, it was great. And what bargains!
Bought a GENUINE Rolex watch for £20.00 Abdul guaranteed it.
So why, now we are back in the UK, does the date on the watch go backwards?
I am sending it to Rolex with a strong letter of complaint.
Great to be home and to see that the insanity continues.
Now have 136 E-mails to respond to!!
Mike
Sorry about the "man flu" Ian, what a present !!!!!
ReplyDeleteWelcome back Mike and Kath.
Mike you should know why the date goes backwards, they read from right to left !!
Silly old Mike...do you mean Abdul 'sweet-talked' you? You know, I've been getting worried about you lately. Are you sure you weren't a sailor??? LMAO
ReplyDeleteIan? That number plate? I GOTTA HAVE IT. How much and where do I buy it??
I had wanted this one, but Elise beat me to it!
George, on the "monkey on board" sign, you should have changed the wording on the right to "I want that number plate.com" !!
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