Sooooooooooooo glad to be back after that crap bout of pneumonia......Still tired but doing o.k.......THANKS for the 'well wishes',& Val said also from L.O.L to......cheers.!
Bev...xx...hope Ian is on the mend to.......
With warmer weather forecast it can only be.......
Only a bag.!!!!!!! or 2
Few funny pics.....
Cheers .!!!!!
Glad to see you back and feeling a bit better John xx
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ReplyDeleteWOW! John................WELCOME BACK MATE - and WHAT A COMEBACK!
ReplyDeleteSooooo glad you're over that crappy stuff. It must have been absolute agony.
Great jokes great pics - we have the old doggin' John back on form.
Just a quickie from me for now (shaddup girls....I'm not ALWAYS a 'quickie guy! LMAO).
I'm only just home from a GP appointment and now I have to bugger off again to see the dentist.
I'm thinking that I'm more of a masochist than Squire Squirrel is, lol
See ya laters gators...and CHRIS? I haven't forgotten I need to eamil you.
Welcome back John.
ReplyDeleteOn the subject of losing weight,
I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out before!!!!!!
I wash my hair in the shower and the shampoo runs down all over my whole body. Printed very clearly on the label is the following warning;
FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY.
No WONDER I have been gaining weight !!!!
Well, I have got rid of that shampoo and I am going to start using Dish Washing Liquid instead.
Its label reads, "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."
Problem solved ! If I don't answer the phone.....I'll be in the shower
WELCOME back John, Kath and I are so glad you are feeling better.
ReplyDeleteI know you have been through the woods lately, maybe do as this Blue Bird to fully recover!!!
I may even join you :-)
BLUE BIRD OF HAPPINESS
BLUE BIRD OF HAPPINESS, MY ARSE! Do I look happy?? It's f------' Freezing. There's snow up my arse, all the food's covered with 3 feet of this white sh--, and you want ME to sing? What?? P--- Off!! Next year, I'm flying' to Jamaica and smoking dope!!
... back with you again - and great to have doggin' John back in the fold and on fine form. Sorry the hols are not as far as the Caribbean, but I'm sure they'll be HOT - and you never told us how many camels Val will be worth - assuming SHE doesn't drop the camera in the pool spooked by a gang of naked plungers!
ReplyDeleteAs long as you see a suitably sadistic dentist, George, then I'm sure you'll both be very happy!
Chris, I phoned but see I've caught you in the shower again!
An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up really nice, along with some picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. When he came closer, he realized it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end to shield themselves. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned and replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator." Moral of the story: Old men may move slow but can still think fast.
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Hey all, I'm back too - but not all in one piece:
ReplyDeleteThe dentist is now dead, I'm on bail....and I've been booked with another dentist to have an implant done rather urgently!
Mike, what you doing with my beloved pet bird? I love it to bits...gizzit back!
ReplyDeleteChris, you must stop using that shampoo. That's how I got my pot belly!
ReplyDeleteIan, I do hope the man flu is over.
It seems there's a very good cure for women with flu.....
Isn't it about time we men had the equivalent????
We have - it's called a muff-l'-her.
ReplyDeleteGeorge, just one implant? Is that to mirror your pot belly?
Man flu retreating but not yet vanquished!
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Oh shit! The man flu has definitely gone, I see.
ReplyDeleteIan is recklessly risking his nuts by poking fun at my belly.
There's only one person allowed to do that here...ME!!!
LMAO
As you posted on Saturday, George, that's why Squire Squirrel wears his Codpiece!
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Great jokes today guys..........
ReplyDeleteIan.....Last time we went camel riding quite some time ago,the 'big bugger' whipped our camera from Vals hand,& swollowed it complete ........Well Val was furious with that,but she soon had it back.!!!!!
pmsl.....
Just a thought for Robin Gibb,who passed away today,& with the Bee Gees the music has been a good part of my life...
R.I.P.
My favourite R.Gibb track is this one.....just ahead of Saved By The Bell...& 'Got'a get a message to you'
http://youtu.be/s89Q0IqkKAY
Rest In Peace Robin - the real genius in the Bee Gees. A true music legend. We have lost a great musician.
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