But 'The Jord' insisted on showing off his tan in the Arab quarter of South Shields en route to the curry capital of the North East. A sorry tale follows
He wouldn't listen....walked straight into a group of Iraqi exiles, and was mistaken for Saddam Hussein.
Despite a valiant attempt to escape across South Shields beach.......
They got him...and the police found him in a flat above a halal shop an hour later:
.....Just in time....................he was taken to hospital and they managed to resuscitate him. Unfortunately his neck is now 18 inches long and he has been kept in for corrective surgery! PMSL
I used to be a well endowed rugger bugger in my youth. the Zoladex may have shrunk things a little and, well, yes I do have a nice pair of breasts and.....Hey! I just realised I could probably get a job in a Bangkok bar!! Bit of surgery - that's all I'd need really. And what an experience that would be for visitors - meeting up with a 6' 3" trannie built like a red brick shithouse!!
He wouldn't listen....walked straight into a group of Iraqi exiles, and was mistaken for Saddam Hussein.
ReplyDeleteDespite a valiant attempt to escape across South Shields beach.......
They got him...and the police found him in a flat above a halal shop an hour later:
.....Just in time....................he was taken to hospital and they managed to resuscitate him.
Unfortunately his neck is now 18 inches long and he has been kept in for corrective surgery! PMSL
At least he isn't drawn and quartered !!
ReplyDeleteWhose getting at our leader ? I like the cat though.
I was well hung (ask anyone! pmsl)...but fortunately not 'drawn & quartered' Chris!! lol
ReplyDeleteWell, I've had the corrective surgery to my neck, and things are looking hunky dory again.
Hospital was a daunting experience, but I did learn something FASCINATING from my beautiful Thai nurse on the ward:
Oddly enough, her name was Terry...(I do hope she wasn't one of those shemales we hear about!). : )~
That even made Shirley laugh, well done George.
ReplyDeleteHey George, that's a bit below the belt:-)
ReplyDeleteI used to be a well endowed rugger bugger in my youth. the Zoladex may have shrunk things a little and, well, yes I do have a nice pair of breasts and.....Hey! I just realised I could probably get a job in a Bangkok bar!! Bit of surgery - that's all I'd need really. And what an experience that would be for visitors - meeting up with a 6' 3" trannie built like a red brick shithouse!!
You'd be a sensation Terry...GO FOR IT!
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(Hey...would you shave your 'tache off?)
I guess I would. Dunno though....it might be regarded as an attraction
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