Where is our Beloved Leader ????
What has happened to 'The Jord' ???
Will 'The Jarrow Marrow' ever get back on the grid, or has his PC finally given up after years of neglect and abuse ???
Of course, this all means only one thing thing Bollockeers ......
WHAT can we say about him while he is unable to answer us back ??!! Oh, I can see me being in REALLY deep 'chit' now ! LMAO !!
Have a good one people !!
Hi Elise,
ReplyDeleteWe're back ! Sorry no pics forgot to take camera, they would only have been flooded fields.
Phoned Jarrow yesterday, and I think your pic of him at his puter just about sums it up. (he took it to be looked at and they made it worse)
I will check back over the last week when time allows, but remember that we have been praying, as always, for you ALL, and those gone before.....
Chris & Shirley. xxxx
Welcome home Chris & Shirley ! Now some sanity returns xxxx
ReplyDeleteI've heard of pigs in chit
ReplyDelete... but not ducks in chit!
However, a little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
But then, of course, for Mike it's a question of chit before the shovel.
PS: what prudes them Yanks are. They've removed from Photobucket the 'stripping the willow' image I posted on Tuesday (even though it first appeared in the Geelong Advertiser and it's still on the blog).
Ian
Ian xx Lil' Duck is generally in the 'chit' on here !
ReplyDeleteSo, you got nabbed by the PB police then ! George will be proud of you ! xx
Sooooooooo PROUD you got nicked by the PB Puritan Police, Ian.
ReplyDeleteYou're definitiely one of the gang now........but we all have a long way to catch up to Mike...he's had HUNDREDS censored, lol
As you'll have gathered, I am in a huge mess with 'puter problems.
I have a a mountain of vital documents I need restoring to my desktop pc...and it has proved much harder to do than I thought.
Please bear with me....
This just about sums up my experience with 'so-called' computer wizards these past four days:
I luv trees.......& i can tell a female tree from a male type.....
ReplyDeletethere you go.........easy...!!!!!
Welcome back matey.!!!!!....had my share of it too......always pays to know a good putor teckky...
save yer from ....
Hey George xx I have just bought 4 USB Flash Drives [32Gb each] for €48-00 That's about £40 in real money. You interested ???!!!!!! xx
ReplyDeleteJohn ? Tree hugging ? Does Val know !? xx
Hey Elise.xx........not that 'old chestnut'again..........pmsl
ReplyDeleteROFLMAO John ! xx
ReplyDeletePosted above to early Elise xx,& meant to add that your comment also reminded me of this 'old chestnut'of a joke.......
ReplyDeleteTREE HUGGING
While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco, a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly pressed against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, “Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?”
“I’m listening to the music of the tree,” the other man replied.
“You’ve gotta be kiddin’ me.”
“No, would you like to give it a try?”
Understandably curious, the man says, “Well, OK… “So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.
Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, “What the heck happened to you?”
He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there.
When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and said,
“This just ain’t gonna be your day, cupcake..!!"
pmsl
Mike xx Val [Tarrawack] has just posted on the forum. Have done a copy/paste. It was Pauls funeral on Monday :-( xx
ReplyDeleteTarrawack
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
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Posted - 03 May 2012 : 20:21:42
I've had my head down so I haven't been onto the forum.
I just can't believe this. Grant was such a lovely person.
I am so shocked.
Mike, or anyone who is able to attend the funeral - please pass on my deepest condolences to Sandra. We got to know Grant and Sandra a little better as we met up when they came to the New Forest to visit Sandra's mum.
Sandra, I wish you strength in the days to come.
Please take care of yourself. Easier said than done, but I'm trying to do that so we must all try together.
Love to you
Val
Elise,
ReplyDeleteVal's tribute copied and will be included together with all the others.
I will pass on Val's condolences to Sandra.
Mike xx
Mike, those posts will mean a lot to Sandra. Please give her my love when you see her.
ReplyDeleteI did send her a card immediately, but I'll write to her properly in a few weeks time.
Like the tree pic, John, lol.Yep, I always knew you were an ole tree hugger! lol
Elise? Damn right I'm interested in where you got 32gig flash drives so cheaply.
I have a couple of flash drives, but they certainly don't have that capacity....more info purleeeeeeeeeze!
As for my external 500Gb drive??....You wouldn't believe the silly way I've been backing up on there for the past month or so (nah..you WOULD believe it, lol).
I used the Windows back-up and restore programme. NEVER AGAIN!
Thank God I'd always done full copies before that. Bloody 'zipped' folders.......Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!