Afternoon peeps on a dryish (for once) Bank holiday.......oops spoke to soon...huh.!.....Yesterday was like this......
as for more holidays being spent in the U.K.I'm not so sure after April & now May downpours.... 
Have a great day (whats left) & hope its a goodun....
A man walks into a bar with a box. The barman says: "Free drink if you show me what's in the box."
"OK", he says, and opens it, revealing a miniature pianist.
"Where did you get that"? asks the barman.
"I've got a magic ring. Rub it and it grants a wish," says the man.
"Let me have a go for another free drink," says the barman. He rubs it and 1,000 ducks fly in.
"I didn't wish for that," he screams, "I asked for 1,000 bucks!"
"Well, do you think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"
We're still in bed, enjoying not have the kids around. x
ReplyDeleteWell we have not been up that long Bev.x.....have a gentle day you hear ......Oft out dogging now.....
ReplyDeleteBut just to see who your role model is a quick test..!!?
1.) Pick your favourite numbr between 1 - 9
2.) Multiply by 3
3.) Add 3
4.) Then again multiply by 3... I'll wait if you need a calculator
5.) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number
6.) Add the digits together
And with that number, see who your ROLE MODEL is from the list below:
1. Einstein
2. Oprah Winfrey
3. Ernest Hemmingway
4. Mother Teresa
5. Bill Gates
6. Gandhi
7. Mozart
8. Nelson Mandela
9. George Hardy
P.S. Stop picking different numbers ... GEORGE IS YOUR ROLE MODEL ............. JUST DEAL WITH IT!!
LMAO............
The things people will do for a peanut:
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Still in bed although kids back soon. x
ReplyDeleteDidn't get much of a lie-in this morning, up early to law some more bricks before the rain forcast for 11.00, it started to rain at 11.15, so they weren't too far out !! (Ican just about manage to lay 20 bricks a day, before nackerisation sets in)
ReplyDeleteNice one, Roger.
I like the "postcard", John.
George as "role" model !!!!!!
I see no-one has yet commented on his Boney-M blog yet !!!
ROLE MODEL? Yessssssssssssssssssssssssss! LMAO
ReplyDeleteJohn, I am pianist too you know...but I was little over 12 inches when I started lessons, lol.
Of course, now I play only with my HUGE organ (time to post that piccie again methinks!)
Roger, that's one sick old perv exploiting the poor monkey's peanut addiction!
One of your neighbours from The Fens?
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww..DISGUSTING!!
George of course you are my role model. I have learnt so much from you. Who else would provide me with such things as the jarrow marrow, a laughing gorilla and stories of rugrats!!!!
ReplyDeleteloves yer really xxx
Evening all. Well, have survived, and Topgun is back on the bloody huge ship. We had a great time last night and today. Good to see him and Karen xx
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