Good Morning Good People
(and the ladies here)
The SUN is shining on Jarrow today
Honestly...really...IT IS.
I'm not hallucinating and I'm not still asleep.
There's great big shiny thing in the sky and the temperature is rising.
How's the weather where you are?
(and the ladies here)
The SUN is shining on Jarrow today
Honestly...really...IT IS.
I'm not hallucinating and I'm not still asleep.
There's great big shiny thing in the sky and the temperature is rising.
How's the weather where you are?
ON THE BUSES:
ReplyDeleteAt last we have photos of both Chris and Shirley in their coach driving days (Thanks Chris...great pics):
WHAT A COOL DUDE, HUH?
I'm not surprised Shirley is driving this one. It's full of WOMEN! She wouldn't allow Chris to make that trip, lol
And talking of driving.....
(Thanks for that one Terry, lol)
It was the annual national pub quiz finals and the team form London and the team from Glasgow were deadheat.....so a tie breaker question was needed.
ReplyDeleteThe quiz master said, 'first one on the buzzer to answer this one question.... The dominant boy band of the 1990's had a No 1 selling debut Album with an eponymous title - which two words complete the title of the Album....Take That .... ....?'
The Glasgow team buzz immediately and answer, ' you ****!'
Just to correct what George has put as caption on the photos, Shirley and I both drove the green coach, with a co-driver but never together, to Lido De Jessolo, Italy !
ReplyDeleteThe Wesleys coach, I drove on my first tour to Scotland where Shirley was a passenger, later that year I taught her to drive in that coach which started her coach driving days.
The bright yellow thing in the sky is not a mirage, it should be here for the rest of the week !! You were not hallucinating George.
Pleased you have got over the pneumonia John, now how is Ian ? and how is "Lil duck" ?
WOW Chris looking at those pictures you really were a COOL DUDE!
ReplyDeleteAnd to carry on the Scottish joke theme, one sent to me by a north of the border friend:-
A Scotsman walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand.
The Scotsman shouts ' Awa ye feel hoor thatâs full Oâ coos Sharn'
(Translation:- Don't drink the water, it's full of cow s ** t.)
The man shouts back 'I'm English, Speak English, I don't understand you'.
The Scotsman man shouts back 'Use both hands, you'll get more in.'
What's the difference between a Scotsman and Mick Jagger? Jagger sings: "Hey, you, get offa my cloud" Scotsman shouts: "Eh, McCloud, get off my ewe.!,& give me back my wellies.!!!!!?
ReplyDeleteA cute Scottish lass called Sheena was giving a manicure to a man in an Arbroath barber shop. The man said "How about a date later?" She said, "I'm married." "So call up your husband and tell him you're going to visit a girlfriend.....
" She replied, "You tell him yourself- he's shaving you".
Buses and Scotsmen..what a combination!
ReplyDeleteGuys, Ian won't be coming out to play tomorrow as he has to attend court!
ReplyDeleteBoys, loved all your Scottish jokes today and stories about buses.
ReplyDeleteHad to laugh because Graeme drove a bus for 30 years.
John, he was a raspberry grower and for 5 or 6 weeks a year he had to drive berry pickers to and from Arbroath.
If George posts the photos (sorry I don’t know how) Chris you will see that our bus was not quite on par with yours!!!!
George, my grandchildren would not dream of throwing their granny aff the bus but I have said to them that it is okay to shove their other granny aff!!!
Pleased you are feeling better John and back "on board".
Awwww thanks Sheena...xx....This glorious weather helps the spirit to....
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