Welcome to this mad site, you'll never be the same!
A few things to remember, George loves sheep but I will say no more on that score!!!! When talking of the wind it is traditional to say morning George!!!!
Thanks for the welcome everyone ........gobsmacked at the friendliness and irreverent humour here. Looking forward to sharing some of my own when I get around the site . A good laugh helps the boat from sinking everytime .
Welcome Louis. If you can weather some of the jokes here you will be a true survivor !
True story. I was in a cafe this morning & two young ladies sat down on the next table. I'd guess late teens, maybe twenty.
One said " It's about ten miles from here " Second one said " I can't imagine what ten miles is . What is it in kilogrammes ? " I don't know" the first one replied . " I think it's quite a lot less " This was obviously a serious conversation about where one of them lived.....
They were probably novices from the 'Little Sisters Of The Immaculate Misconception'....they have a convent in Liverpool, Terry
And here's one for all our nice convent-educated girls here (G'd evening Elise, how are you?! xxx)
Mother Superior was on her way to late morning prayers when she passed two novices just leaving early morning prayers on their way to classes.
As she passed the young ladies, Mother Superior said, "Good morning ladies."The novices replied, "Good morning, Mother Superior, may God be with you."
But after they had passed, Mother Superior heard one say to the other, "I think she got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning."
This startled Mother Superior, but she chose not to pursue the issue.
A little further down the hall, Mother Superior passed two of the sisters who had been teaching at the convent for several years. She greeted them with "Good morning Sister Martha, Sister Jessica, may God give you the wisdom for our students today."
"Good morning, Mother Superior. Thank you and may God be with you."
But again after passing, Mother Superior overheard, "She got up on the wrong side of the bed today."
Baffled, she started to wonder if she had spoken harshly or with an irritated look on her face. She vowed to be more pleasant.
Looking down the hall, Mother Superior saw retired Sister Mary approaching step by step, with her walker. As Sister Mary was Rather deaf, Mother Superior had plenty of time to arrange a pleasant smile on her face before greeting Sister Mary.
"Good morning, Sister Mary, I'm so happy to see you up and about. I pray God watches over you today, and grants you a wonderful day."
"Ah, good morning, Mother Superior. I see you got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning."
Mother Superior was floored! "Sister Mary, what have I done wrong?" I have tried to be pleasant but three times already today people have said that about me."
Sister Mary stopped her walker and looked Mother Superior in the face..
"Oh, don't take it personally, Mother Superior. It's just that you're wearing Father Murphy's slippers.."
Oh No another Geordie....!!!!!!!!?
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Welcome Louis from a Southerner (sherbert) on PCC...
George is the Zany one.....I'm the sophisticated one....
pmsl
Hi Louis, not another Georgie!!
ReplyDeleteWelcome to this mad site, you'll never be the same!
A few things to remember, George loves sheep but I will say no more on that score!!!! When talking of the wind it is traditional to say morning George!!!!
I am the quiet refined bird on here! xx
Louis, it is no longer traditional to mention wind in the same sentence as my name!
ReplyDeleteFurthermore, I had treatment for my sheep fetish - spent 3 months in a pre-fab in re-hab.
I can tell you what IS 'de rigeur' when replying to Bev....the words 'Smack' and 'Arse'
George, you are fab, you make me laugh!
ReplyDeleteSmack and arse - whose is the question x
Come on Bev, we know you're partial to a bit of spanking! LMAO
ReplyDeleteIan says he has a full set of paddles, all different sizes!
If Louis's postings on here will be anything like he does on the other place, we'll all need Geordie - english dictionaries.....
ReplyDeleteWelcome, LOUIS. from another southener.
or adapted shovels from Mike.....George
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That's Bev's Ian. alright, during the last Bristol flood. LMAO
ReplyDeleteNow here's one from Bill in Thailand, and it's for our Scottish friends...of whom there are MANY
However, I do know that Sheena and Elise are from the more 'Genteel' Eastern side)
Thanks for the welcome everyone ........gobsmacked at the friendliness and irreverent humour here. Looking forward to sharing some of my own when I get around the site .
ReplyDeleteA good laugh helps the boat from sinking everytime .
Welcome Louis. If you can weather some of the jokes here you will be a true survivor !
ReplyDeleteTrue story.
I was in a cafe this morning & two young ladies sat down on the next table. I'd guess late teens, maybe twenty.
One said " It's about ten miles from here "
Second one said " I can't imagine what ten miles is . What is it in kilogrammes ?
" I don't know" the first one replied . " I think it's quite a lot less "
This was obviously a serious conversation about where one of them lived.....
Rob? Were typing that message in a Cannabis Cafe in Amsterdam?
ReplyDeleteI've been there and all the customers have deep and meaningful conversations like that!
LMAO
You all know how good an artist Terry Herbert of YANA is?
ReplyDeleteHere's even more proof from Melbourne:
Terry is also a terrific poet:
Hey Terry?
You're supposed to be working hard on the sooper-dooper YANA v.3.0, NOT playing about with nubile young women and a pot of paint! LMAO
I must say one thing about our PAULINE in London.
ReplyDeleteYou have got to admire her honesty! LMAO
This happened to her this morning:
Talking about overhearing things young girls say, back in the day when I was livin' in the 'Pool I overheard a couple:
ReplyDeleteYoung lass "Where did you go for your hollyday?"
"Majorca."
"Where's that?"
"Dunno, we flew there."
and
"You know he made a dive and grabbed me down there, quick as anything."
"Wha did ya do?"
"I said No, No, tits first!"
They were probably novices from the 'Little Sisters Of The Immaculate Misconception'....they have a convent in Liverpool, Terry
ReplyDeleteAnd here's one for all our nice convent-educated girls here (G'd evening Elise, how are you?! xxx)
Mother Superior was on her way to late morning prayers when she passed two novices just leaving early morning prayers on their way to classes.
As she passed the young ladies, Mother Superior said, "Good morning ladies."The novices replied, "Good morning, Mother Superior, may God be with you."
But after they had passed, Mother Superior heard one say to the other, "I think she got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning."
This startled Mother Superior, but she chose not to pursue the issue.
A little further down the hall, Mother Superior passed two of the sisters who had been teaching at the convent for several years. She greeted them with "Good morning Sister Martha, Sister Jessica, may God give you the wisdom for our students today."
"Good morning, Mother Superior. Thank you and may God be with you."
But again after passing, Mother Superior overheard, "She got up on the wrong side of the bed today."
Baffled, she started to wonder if she had spoken harshly or with an irritated look on her face. She vowed to be more pleasant.
Looking down the hall, Mother Superior saw retired Sister Mary approaching step by step, with her walker. As Sister Mary was Rather deaf, Mother Superior had plenty of time to arrange a pleasant smile on her face before greeting Sister Mary.
"Good morning, Sister Mary, I'm so happy to see you up and about. I pray God watches over you today, and grants you a wonderful day."
"Ah, good morning, Mother Superior. I see you got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning."
Mother Superior was floored! "Sister Mary, what have I done wrong?" I have tried to be pleasant but three times already today people have said that about me."
Sister Mary stopped her walker and looked Mother Superior in the face..
"Oh, don't take it personally, Mother Superior. It's just that you're wearing Father Murphy's slippers.."
Hey George ! I was NEVER Convent educated....I told you I went to boarding school....GEEZUS ! get with the programme !
ReplyDeleteWelcome Louis ! Hope you know what you are getting yourself into on here .... !
Love from
Elise AKA Fleecy AKA Lil' Duck AKA jadziadax ......take your pick, I seem to have a few more names these days ! xx