On a serious note, I once had a doctor advise me to ejaculate regularly to keep the prostate in use and help reduce the risk of any number of prostate conditions developing.
This was back in the mid eighties and I'm not going to say one way or the other if a took his advice but I can say "George, for once I will agree that there may be some truth in it when you tell me I'm a ................"
LMAO...You slipped that in very discreetly, Leanne!!
ReplyDeleteIt's too good not to show folks a clue to where that link takes you......
Of course it begs the question....Nah....not gonna say it...PMSL
From Mark (Spurspark)...and very apt for today!
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Ummmmm.now you tell me.!!!!
Will the Prostrate Cancer Charity back wanking???
John? Absolutely! The PCC management team wholeheartedly agree with the theory.
ReplyDeleteIn fact, each and every one of them has been vigorously indulging themselves on an industrial scale - daily since puberty! LOL
Thought I would share these with you all.
ReplyDeleteQUESTIONS YOU JUST CAN'T ANSWER .....
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
What is the speed of darkness?
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours?
If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Did you ever stop and wonder.......
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze
these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?'
Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes out from it's bum.'
Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs !
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests ????
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from ?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons ?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Stop singing and read on......
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
Chris, food for thought...but don't tell MIke...he'll eat it!! lol
ReplyDeleteThanks for that email you forwarded to me.
It's PERFECT for Leannes's topic today....because if ever there was a bunch of tossers.............
We've all talked to this bloke. At last, a picture of him:
On a serious note, I once had a doctor advise me to ejaculate regularly to keep the prostate in use and help reduce the risk of any number of prostate conditions developing.
ReplyDeleteThis was back in the mid eighties and I'm not going to say one way or the other if a took his advice but I can say "George, for once I will agree that there may be some truth in it when you tell me I'm a ................"
Yes Roger...you're a real city banker! LMAO
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