Well folks, it looks like John has more inches than I have this morning. (That's a first! LOL)
After a light snowfall last night and a hard frost we have sunshine and greenery here.
Sooooooooo
......anywhere but Tyneside!
I hardly need tell you this, need I? It's Sunday, and the RUGRAT INVASION. Thanks Elise, for the surgical masks you sent me. If those don't work I'll be looking for a biological warfare protection suit.
My advice to all you poor peeps having a 'white-out' Sunday....grab two hot water bottles and go back to bed till spring arrives!
I'm pleased to see George has resumed his normal sense of humour following his appalling email to me this morning where he told me to FO and all I had done was to email him earlier asking if he was OK as recommended by the government when checking to see if the elderly are fine when the weather is cold.
I dunno, there's this concerned southern lad worrying about an old fella and all you get is abuse!
I heard the good news that is is snowing in the Midlands and elsewhere. Weather here in Las Vegas is warm and sunny (17 - 20 C daytime, cold at night).
Having a great holiday here (or, if the tax may in viewing, having a satisfactory business trip).
Met Marilyn Monroe yesterday (at least she said she was) and she seemed so pleased to see me. She is allowing photo's to be taken with her for $10.00 She still looks good!
I have an overwhelming urge to make a snowman. I wonder if I put Ian in the freezer will have a suitable effect!!! He is going to end up somewhere very soon!!!! Anyone got a spare bed for him.
I am grumpy cos we do not have snow! I want to make a snowman.
ReplyDeletexx
Shirley is just sweeping the path, so I'll get her to send you some....
ReplyDeleteWe had couple of inches (morning George) here in Eastbourne......
ReplyDelete& yes we will be venturing out later......
Chris.......send Shirley down to sweep our path after please.................pmsl
Well folks, it looks like John has more inches than I have this morning. (That's a first! LOL)
ReplyDeleteAfter a light snowfall last night and a hard frost we have sunshine and greenery here.
Sooooooooo
......anywhere but Tyneside!
I hardly need tell you this, need I? It's Sunday, and the RUGRAT INVASION. Thanks Elise, for the surgical masks you sent me.
If those don't work I'll be looking for a biological warfare protection suit.
My advice to all you poor peeps having a 'white-out' Sunday....grab two hot water bottles and go back to bed till spring arrives!
I'm pleased to see George has resumed his normal sense of humour following his appalling email to me this morning where he told me to FO and all I had done was to email him earlier asking if he was OK as recommended by the government when checking to see if the elderly are fine when the weather is cold.
ReplyDeleteI dunno, there's this concerned southern lad worrying about an old fella and all you get is abuse!
I also emailed him and got a similar response, I only asked how the sheep were on this cold day!!!
ReplyDeleteGeorge, are you sure you meant to write that ?
ReplyDelete"grab two hot ewes and go back to bed till spring arrives! "
And no, it wasn't Amsterdam.
Seeing as I struggle with Geordie, obviously Dutch is out of the question.
Rob? A third FO email is winging its way south - and this time into your inbox!
ReplyDeleteWhy will nobody here believe I'm over the sheep fetish???
Ask Sheena.
Try as she might with all her photos of Scottish sheep, dyed in the tartans of every clan, I have never even been tempted!
I owe a huge debt of gratitude to SS Anonymous. (Do you really need to ask???, LMAO)
Roger? It's fabulous to see you here today. I have been waiting patiently to post this for your attention:
I even found your old avatar from the Bi & Tranny site you founded!
I swear I am going to do time for Ian before he retires.
ReplyDeleteI can see the headlines now...."Bristol social worker whips husband to death in sex game gone wrong" PMSL
ReplyDeleteHere's some good piccies from Sir Mark Spurspark:
ReplyDeleteit won't be sex games gone wrong it will be 'retired man gives new meaning to boil in the bag'
ReplyDeleteOUCH...........You're a cruel woman Bev.
ReplyDeleteNo wonder your part-time evening job pays so well! lol
Hi everyone, just popping in!
ReplyDeleteI heard the good news that is is snowing in the Midlands and elsewhere.
Weather here in Las Vegas is warm and sunny (17 - 20 C daytime, cold at night).
Having a great holiday here (or, if the tax may in viewing, having a satisfactory business trip).
Met Marilyn Monroe yesterday (at least she said she was) and she seemed so pleased to see me.
She is allowing photo's to be taken with her for $10.00
She still looks good!
Praying for more snow, see you soon,
Mike
I have an overwhelming urge to make a snowman. I wonder if I put Ian in the freezer will have a suitable effect!!! He is going to end up somewhere very soon!!!! Anyone got a spare bed for him.
ReplyDeleteHeyyyyyyyyy Mike,
ReplyDeleteGood to hear you're having a good holiday...but very alarmed that you might be about to be taken in by that Marilyn Monroe scam.
Avoid him (yes it's a HIM) at all costs.
He's once again been denied entry to the Elvis contest, and is trying the Marilyn scam for some beer money.
You've almost been 'had' by the notrious Jarrow Elvis.
Honestly, there is a Jarrow Elvis - he's even been on TV, and he must be about 75 now.
Try googling him and you'll see the whole sorry tale!
So, you're a happy bunny about all the snow in the midlands, huh?
Sunderland were very happy snow bunnies yesterday at Stoke!
Stoke playing yesterday, the cricket season has come round quickly!
ReplyDeleteYou're thinking smaller balls (again!) Bev. lol.
ReplyDeleteHere's some very cool stuff from Chris & Shirley:
Let me chew on your ear a minute.
I got your toes... No, I got YOURS!
Round and round we go... this sure beats chasing your own tail.
By spring, this cat's gonna be a hop-scotch champ!
These two truly make an ODD COUPLE !
Just a minute Mr. DeMille, let me get ready for my close-up!
You think outgrowing your clothes is a problem?
Try outgrowing your pet door!
George, i like odd shaped balls!!!
ReplyDeleteOh yeah?????
ReplyDeleteTell Ian that. I bet his were a normal shape before you started on him! LMAO
Now, who's up for a 'Pussy Hunt'? (did I really say that??? lol)
Pauline seems to think we all are, and has sent this in to drive us to distraction:
By the way, I found it....but I had to put my specs on!
And now she has the gall to send us this real GROANER! lol
ReplyDeleteOf course that last one doesn't work in American where they pronounce the word KackKi:-
ReplyDeleteGood to see that the cooler weather you are all so lucky to enjoy has sharpen so many brains.