I don't know who you are - but I like you - as long as it isn't some hairy arsed, bandy-legged joker on here (relax girls....I'm talking about the blokes!) LMAO
And yes, I do get my fresh veg every day. Very good for we virile young stud muffins! That picture has a pretty good 'aspect ratio' (apart from the balls!) huh, lol
Ok, here's some NICE photos (courtesy of Chris and Shirley, as promised):
tight jeans do accentuate a good butt............ummmmm
I recall my first time with a condom. I was 15.. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at Cameron's Pharmacy. In those days it took a lot of guts to go in a store and ask for that kind of item because everyone in town knew me and there was no doubt the young lady (I think her name was Delores) knew what they were for.
She was working as an assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was really embarrassed by the whole procedure. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, 'No, not really.'
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure
I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it were empty. It was. 'Just a minute,' she said, and walked to the door and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. 'Do these excite you?' She asked.
Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was stand there with my mouth open and nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. 'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't have much time.'
So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful that, unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few moments.
She looked at me with a bit of a frown. 'Did you put that condom on?' she asked. I said, 'sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her.
She then beat the shit out of me....
Women have always been hard to figure out. ..... pmsl .
And for all those amongst us who aren't in the least bit romantic, for all the old gits here, and for all the women NOT in our llives:
ReplyDeleteWell, happy valentines to you too George.....Multiply is FCUKed this am.....tried to get me to sign in in SPANISH ........WTF ? FFS !
ReplyDeleteWho loves ya baby ?! xx
Multiply is Fcucked a lot of mornings Elise. Lucky or what? PMSL
ReplyDeleteHave a sexy day, Lil' Duck xxxx
Wow! The postman's been - and brought me this!
ReplyDeleteWHO SENT IT?
I don't know who you are - but I like you - as long as it isn't some hairy arsed, bandy-legged joker on here (relax girls....I'm talking about the blokes!) LMAO
Great pic! John the Eastbourne Banana Man? LOL
ReplyDeleteGeeeez, that card I received has me in shock...I'm away for my morning cuppa!
Hi George,
ReplyDeleteI know how you feel, I to have received SO many cards so to save time I am sending this:-
But to some and again to save time, I will be sending:-
Romantic or what?
Mike? LMAO.
ReplyDeleteNow that is what I call the PERFECT card!!
To all the lovely Women on here....
ReplyDeletexxx
romantic sexy song....
http://youtu.be/X6Kv5iONssM
One for the guys.......naughty song.!!
ReplyDeletehttp://youtu.be/IBup1cLs1Xw
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!! Lil' Duck. You're worse than me and John-Boy put together!! PMSL
ReplyDeleteI too am truely shocked.............George
ReplyDeletepmsl.....
OK, so La Duck is playing dirty.........
ReplyDeleteDirty it will be then!
How about this for a 'middle 'leg' ???
Don't watch if you're easily offended:
Hope you are getting your fresh veg every day George........ ?
ReplyDelete......New balls please.....
ReplyDeleteElise is on a real roll today, LMAO
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, I do get my fresh veg every day. Very good for we virile young stud muffins!
That picture has a pretty good 'aspect ratio' (apart from the balls!) huh, lol
Ok, here's some NICE photos (courtesy of Chris and Shirley, as promised):
For anyone who enjoys fishing:
Okay okay George....I will be nice....Happy Valentines dude, from one ass to another....xx
ReplyDeleteElise, I tried to work out what the "P & J" could be meaning !!!!
ReplyDeleteA very saucy lowering of tone today, I LIKE IT.....
Elise's ass is much bigger than my ass! PMSL
ReplyDeleteJohn will be following her all over the place at The Mill in June : )~
tight jeans do accentuate a good butt............ummmmm
ReplyDeleteI recall my first time with a condom. I was 15.. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at Cameron's Pharmacy. In those days it took a lot of guts to go in a store and ask for that kind of item because everyone in town knew me and there was no doubt the young lady (I think her name was Delores) knew what they were for.
She was working as an assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was really embarrassed by the whole procedure. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, 'No, not really.'
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure
I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it were empty. It was. 'Just a minute,' she said, and walked to the door and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. 'Do these excite you?' She asked.
Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was stand there with my mouth open and nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. 'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't have much time.'
So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful that, unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few moments.
She looked at me with a bit of a frown. 'Did you put that condom on?' she asked. I said, 'sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her.
She then beat the shit out of me....
Women have always been hard to figure out. .....
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Hung like a 'Trojan Horse' back then, huh John??? LMAO
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