THURSDAY AGAIN PEEPS,& SOON BE THE WEEKEND.........AGAIN..!!!!
ANOTHER DAY OF DOCTORS APPOINTMENTS & CHASING UP ONCOLOGISTS SEC TO GET MY POST CONSULTATION LETTER..........HUH.!!!!
TONITE THOUGH IS CHARITY QUIZ NIGHT,& A GOOD LAUGH,ALTHOUGH A BIT SNACKY & WINEY,BUT ALL FOR A GOOD CAUSE....
HOPE ITS A GOOD DAY FOR ALL........CHEERS.!!!
A doctor is going around the ward with a nurse& they come to the first bed,where the the chap is half dead............"Did you give this man two tablets every eight hours?"asks the doctor....
"Oh no," replies the nurse,"i gave eight tablets every two hours!"
At the next bed the next patient appears half dead........."Nurse,did you give this man one tablet every 12 hours?"
"Ooops,i gave him 12 tablets every one hour,"replies the nurse.....
Unfortunately at the next bed the patient is well & truly deceased...not an ounce of life at all....
"Nurse",asks the doctor,"did you prick his boil?"...
"OH MY GOODNESS!"replies the nurse...!!!!!!
Husband..."When you die,I'm getting you a headstone that reads,"here lies my wife,cold as ever".
Wife....."Yeah?.Yours will read "Here lies my husband.stiff at last"!!
A man walks into a pub."Pint of the best" he says to the barman....Whilst waiting for his drink he notices that Vincent Van Gogh is sitting at one of the tables.He goes up to him & asks"Are you Vincent Van Gogh?"...."Yes," the very old man replies...."Do you want a pint?" the man asks.!
"No ta,I have one ear".!!
Morning John. Hope you get the results you are waiting for soon. GOOD luck at the docs.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your quiz night, that should disrupt the grey matter !!!!
Sun is shining, 11 degrees now, spring is sprung, I hope.
Morning all,
ReplyDeleteJohn, good luck with your appointments today and I also hope you get good results.
I am off for my 'quarterly' PSA blood test today.
Hope you do well with your quiz night.
We did one about 3~weeks ago in our local pub.
Came LAST (it was all pop music and bling)!!!
Won 'booby' prize of a bag of 'Dolly Mixtures'!!!
Thanks both......I know my Onco has followed up since my appointment,because i already have an Endoscopy appointment booked in.....Its just the Sec has forgotten to cc me in.........again.!!? huh.
ReplyDeleteIts a village Hall just o/s our town Mike for the quiz.......We all take our own snacks,wine & beer...........great night,& the 'booby' prize is worth having to...we share the driving......I drive there.....Val drives back....cushty..!!!!?
Morning all : )~
ReplyDeleteGreat jokes John - and Good Luck with your appointments and chasing that secretary over The Downs!
Chris, dare I say this??????? Jarrow has escaped the snow this winter? Only one tiny snowfall over the past few months.
Mike?
BOOBY PRIZES? The only ones worth having!!
Here's a howler of a joke from PAULINE:
And one from 'anony mouse':
Good jokes George.....
ReplyDeleteA few cartoon ones...........
Good 'uns, John.....so let's get 'tone-lowering' huh?
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And...for no particular reason....
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