We are gradually heating up today too, up to 1 degree C.HERE'S WISHING Elise's husband JAMES, A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY. JAMES, HAVE A GOOD'N.
Happy birthday James from me too........Hope Elise spoils you rotten today......Here's a fact.....It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. One human hair can support 6.6 pounds. The average man's penis is two times the length of his thumb. Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet. Women blink twice as often as men. The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain. Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still. If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it. Women will be finished reading this by now. Men are still busy checking their thumbs. .!!!!!!
LMAO, it's a good thing I have long thumbs then, John, innit?? lolTerry, that photo above could easily have been taken in the aisles of any Newcastle supermarket! : )~And here's another one from 'The Man Downunder' :
Cracking joke.........George.....Decided I'm only eating 'smiley' faces products...stacked up with them......
John? You're going down the 'Demeneted Geordie' route: DAFT AS A BRUSH! I'm proud of ya! LMAO
No wonder she has no teethsucking on these.........pmslOUCH...!!!!
LMAO. John's a very rude boy. So that's what happens when you read too many 'Janet & John' books at school? Of course, we had different reading books in our infants' class in Jarrow!
We are gradually heating up today too, up to 1 degree C.
ReplyDeleteHERE'S WISHING Elise's husband JAMES,
A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
JAMES, HAVE A GOOD'N.
Happy birthday James from me too........Hope Elise spoils you rotten today......
ReplyDeleteHere's a fact.....
It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 6.6 pounds.
The average man's penis is two times the length of his thumb.
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Women blink twice as often as men.
The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
Women will be finished reading this by now.
Men are still busy checking their thumbs. .!!!!!!
LMAO, it's a good thing I have long thumbs then, John, innit?? lol
ReplyDeleteTerry, that photo above could easily have been taken in the aisles of any Newcastle supermarket! : )~
And here's another one from 'The Man Downunder' :
Cracking joke.........George.....
ReplyDeleteDecided I'm only eating 'smiley' faces products...
stacked up with them......
John? You're going down the 'Demeneted Geordie' route: DAFT AS A BRUSH! I'm proud of ya! LMAO
ReplyDeleteNo wonder she has no teeth
ReplyDeletesucking on these.........pmsl
OUCH...!!!!
LMAO. John's a very rude boy. So that's what happens when you read too many 'Janet & John' books at school?
ReplyDeleteOf course, we had different reading books in our infants' class in Jarrow!