I was feeling a little nosey, so I thought I
would look in on you and see if you're sitting
at your computer and if you're OK.
Yup, there you are and you look great!
A GREAT WIN FOR SUNDERLAND & FINGERS CROSSED FOR SPURS TO.....
HAVE A GREAT DAY WHAT 'ERE YOU DO..
LARRY'S PROVERBS
ReplyDelete1.A day without sunshine is like night.
2.. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture most people have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
20. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?
21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the heck happened?'
22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
Gooooooooood morning all
ReplyDeleteJohn, I don't know who Larry is...but I like the guy! lol
What pearls of wisdom from a redneck!
Here's wishing the best of luck to you Spurs fans:
And what would a day be without a bollocks cartoon??
Some very wise words (I think!) from Uncle Terry downunder (is he ever NOT down under??)
ReplyDeleteDon't worry, Terry.
We can empathise with you....it's called the Lupron/Zoladex/Prostap 'Fog' LMAO
Sunderland did not win they were given goals by Arsenal.
ReplyDeleteHere's to Spurs winning as I need Ian to go in the loft for me so needs to be happy not grumpy!
IT's also called a "senior moment"
ReplyDeleteSo ARSEnal are out, well done Sunderland, just shows what having a decent manager can do to a team. NOW we wait to see what Spurs can do.
Something good out of London today for a change, lol....and it's thanks to PAULINE:
ReplyDeleteNow that was an 'OH SHIT!!' joke if ever there was one, lol
ReplyDeleteAnd since I'm talking a load of bollocks as usual.............
Well, Spurs helped Stevenage to a big pay day at Tottenham.......then they should beat Bolton...Sunderland should beat Everton....
ReplyDeleteSo we're still on for a sunderland v Spurs Cup Final. (I CAN DREAM CAN'T I?) lol
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Geeeeeeeez would you look at this!
ReplyDeleteA dog named Dick
Ladies? Would YOU take this for walkies??? PMSL
sunderland v spurs, no chance, either George or Ian would be grumpy old buggers, well, more so than normal!!!
ReplyDeleteNo but I would like to see Sunderland v Stevenage !!! Mind you I haven't watched a footie match since I saw Palace in the early 60's, they are all now overpaid, and according to those on the news, oversexed too. reading our local sunday rag, Bedford Town can't get any more part time players who play better than they have already got !!!
ReplyDeleteScored 67, George.
Beat ya Chris........I scored 69 (don't say a word, Bev!!) PMSL
ReplyDeleteYep, not the least surprised George got 69........lol
ReplyDeleteWell if anyone can top 120,as thats my best score.......so far...
& that background music has niffed off Val too....mind,I had turned volume right up......
Spurs v Sunderland in the final..........a dream match.....be some ribbing on here though.....!!!!!?....pmsl
Stevenage v Sunderland in the final.........no way, José
George 69 em, saying nothing!!
ReplyDeleteStevenage v sunderland in the final, more chance of george giving up the sheep!!!
One baaaaad girl is going to get a slapped arse if she shows as much 'Cheek' in June @ Leicester!! lol
ReplyDeleteIs that a bad girl or a baah girl!!!! Roll on June!!
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