Saturday Happy

WELL IT WILL BE WATCHING OUR LOCAL TEAM IN ACTION AFTER RECENT BAD WEATHER..............DOGGING FIRST THOUGH...

HOPE ITS AS MENTIONED.........A GREAT WEEKENDER... PINT OR TWO TONITE ........CHEERS.!!!

 

Actual call centre conversations! Customer: 'I've been calling 700-1000 for two days and can't get through; Can you help ?' Operator: 'Where did you get that number, sir ?' Customer: 'It's on the door of your business.' Operator: 'Sir, those are the hours that we are open.' +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Samsung Electronics Caller: 'Can you give me the telephone number for Jack ?' Operator: 'I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about.' Caller: 'On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack ?' Operator: 'I think it means the telephone plug on the wall.' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- RAC Motoring Services Caller: 'Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am Traveling in Australia ?' Operator; 'Does the product name give you a clue ?' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Caller (enquiring about legal requirements while travelling in Europe ) 'If I register my car in France , and then take it to England , do I have to change the steering wheel to the other side of the car ?' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Directory Enquiries Caller: 'I'd like the number of the Argo Fish Bar, please' Operator: 'I'm sorry, there's no listing. Are you sure that the spelling is correct ? Caller: 'Well, it used to be called the Bargo Fish Bar but the 'B' fell off.' ------------------ ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven. Operator: 'Woven ? Are you sure?' Caller: 'Yes.That's what it says on the label -- 'Woven in Scotland '

 

 

 

Involuntary Muscle Contraction?


Professor Higgins at the University of Sydney was giving a lecture on
'Involuntary Muscle Contraction' to the first year medical students.

This was not an exciting subject and the professor decided to lighten
up the mood to keep the student’s attention.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked, 'Do you know
what your arsehole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'


She replied, 'Probably golfing with his mates.'..!!!!!

It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom!.....