These are from Curtis Palmer, originally posted in alt.support.cancer.prostate. Enjoy,
Curtis wrote:
“Biopsies are no joke, but a physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his male patients while he was performing their biopsies. I must say I was excited to see this, because there is a lot of potential humor in biopsies.” [Also, DRE's: seems like everyone has a pet name for these.]
{1} “Take it easy, Doc. You’re boldly going where no man has gone before!”
{2} “Find Amelia Earhart yet?”
{3} “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?”
{4} “You know, in Arkansas, we’re now legally married.”
{6} “Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?”
{7} “You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out…”
{8} “Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!”
{9} “If your hand doesn’t fit, you must quit!”
{10} “Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.”
{11} “You used to be an executive at Enron, didn’t you?”
And the best one of all..
{12} “Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?
When I saw these, I remarked to dear hubby, “You know PC is a ‘gold mine’ for jokes.” A “gold mine” indeed. Not when you’re the ore being mined!
Take care.
I hope most of you have been along to the TROOPC page on YANA - at http://www.yananow.org/troopc.htm#garretson - for example there is a good illustration showing a man with his head right up there doing a self examination:-)
ReplyDeleteGreat jokes, Leanne xxx , thank you!
ReplyDeleteAnd Terry's right about Troop C on Yana...some cracking stuff there to enjoy.I know the photo he means.
And here's what they'll find if they ever exhume my own urologist:
nice one Leanne...& for the link to Terry
ReplyDeleteI prefer these new 'drop in centres'......
lmao
Just off to hossy for deep throat.!!!!!!......
ReplyDeleteEndoscopy actually......catch yer all later...
GOOD LUCK JOHNBOY, you'll have 'no end o' pleasure! lol
ReplyDeleteHope all went well John.
ReplyDeleteNice posting Leanne, I like it.