Who's about?

Good Morning/Evening fellow reprobates,,for those still yet to head out to the MOS,,"Get yer arse in gear and don't be late!" LOL,,,Seriously, safe journey and have a terrific meet up!

For those of us left in the naughty corner please make yourself known,,or I may have to hold a seance later to find out who's out there!

Indoor pursuits for me (Morning Bev) wth the European Grand Prix,and I'm sure we'll be receiving some MOS texts or messages with an update,,got one last night from George having a "Tab"outside with Rob and his wife! 

Happy Saturday Folks,

Cheers 

Doris & Fred had started their retirement years and decided to raise some extra cash by advertising for a lodger in their 2 up 2 down terrace house. After a few days a young attractive woman applies for the room and explains that she is a model working in a nearby Manchester studio for a few weeks and that she would like the room for Mondays to Thursdays but would pay for the whole week. Doris shows her the house and they agree to start straight away.

"There’s just one problem" explains the model " because of my job I have to have a bath every night, and I notice you don’t have a bath?" "That’s not a problem" replies Doris "we have a tin bath out in the yard and we bring it in to the living room, in front of the fire, and fill it with hot water." "What about your husband?" asks the model. "Oh he plays darts most weekdays - so he will be out in the evenings." replies Doris. "Good" says the model " that being settled, I’ll go to the studio and see you tonight."

That evening Fred dutifully goes to his darts match whilst Doris prepares the bath for the model. After stripping off the model steps into the bath and Doris is amazed to see that she has no pubic hair. The model notices Doris’s staring eyes, smiles and explains that it is part of her job to shave especially when modelling swimwear or underclothes. Later when Fred returns Doris relates this oddity and he does not believe her.

"It’s true I tell you" says Doris "look, if you don’t believe me, tomorrow night I’ll leave the curtains slightly open and you can peek in and see for yourself."

The next night Fred leaves as usual and Doris prepares the bath for the model. As the model steps naked into the bath - Doris, standing behind her, looks towards the curtains, and points towards the model’s naked pussy. Then she lifts up her skirt and wearing no panties, points to her own hairy mass.

Later Fred returns and they retire to bed. "Well do you believe me now?" she asks Fred. "Yes" he replies "I’ve never seen anything like it in my life. But why did you lift up your skirt and show me yours ?" "Just to show you the difference" answers Doris " but anyway you’ve seen my pussy millions of times?"

"Yes" says Fred "I have....but the rest of the f***ing darts team haven’t."