Good Morning People ! Beautiful hot, sunny day here in The Rebel County !
I was planning on working on my suntan [morning George xx ] but quickly realised this was not gonna happen......meeting at work today, at 2pm......Bu@@er :-(( AND to insult to injury, 'she' is not paying us to be there....I think that will change after our 'few' words later.....
So, what you all up to today then ? How is 'Cuprinol Man' doing George ? Big Guy xx Hope the lines from the lattice posing pouch won't be visible !?
Not long now until B-Day !! [Bollocks day !] Hope you are all starting to get organised ? I know John will be packing enough ammo' for himself, and am thinking of joining him to up the stakes a little......
Have a Toasting Tuesday Bollockeers. Thanking John most kindly for the next one.....makes you a bit cautious Guys eh? LMAO !!
I was planning on working on my suntan [morning George xx ] but quickly realised this was not gonna happen......meeting at work today, at 2pm......Bu@@er :-(( AND to insult to injury, 'she' is not paying us to be there....I think that will change after our 'few' words later.....
So, what you all up to today then ? How is 'Cuprinol Man' doing George ? Big Guy xx Hope the lines from the lattice posing pouch won't be visible !?
Not long now until B-Day !! [Bollocks day !] Hope you are all starting to get organised ? I know John will be packing enough ammo' for himself, and am thinking of joining him to up the stakes a little......
Have a Toasting Tuesday Bollockeers. Thanking John most kindly for the next one.....makes you a bit cautious Guys eh? LMAO !!
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r Ian This Morning xxThe mother superior tells the two new novice nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes.
So one of the novices says to the other, "Hey, let's take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door - no one will see us."
So they do this, and begin painting their room only to hear a knock at the door.
They ask, "Who is it?"
"I'm the blind man from the village "
The novice nuns look at each other, then one nun says, "Hey, he's blind so we can let him in"
They open the door and the blind man says, "Hey, nice t*ts - now where do you want your blinds hung?!"
So one of the novices says to the other, "Hey, let's take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door - no one will see us."
So they do this, and begin painting their room only to hear a knock at the door.
They ask, "Who is it?"
"I'm the blind man from the village "
The novice nuns look at each other, then one nun says, "Hey, he's blind so we can let him in"
They open the door and the blind man says, "Hey, nice t*ts - now where do you want your blinds hung?!"
Morning Elise :)) Thanks for opening the batting on this lovely warm sunny morning,,,Bit of a bummer having to go in on your day off!!! xx
ReplyDeleteNo bronzy for me either today as it's hossy and Onco appointment this afta..
With PSA at 573 and rising should be an interesting "Chat" :))
Enjoy the sunshine Bollockeers
Cheers
I took my Biology exam last Friday.
I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells.
Apparently "Blacks" and "Mexicans" were not the correct answers.
A fat girl served me in McDonald's at lunch time. She said 'sorry about the wait.' I said 'don't worry fatty, you're bound to lose it eventually. '
I walked past a black kid sitting at a bus stop as I went into the bank.
When I came out, he looked at me and said 'Any Change?' I said 'Nope, youre still black'
Snow in the forecast! The TV weather gal said she was expecting 8 inches tonight. I thought to myself, fat chance with a face like that!
An Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road. A man asks What is wrong??
The boy says Me ma is dead. Oh bejaysus the man says Do you want me to call Father ORiley for you? The boy replies No tanks mister, sex is the last ting on my moind at the moment.
Years ago it was suggested that an apple a day kept the doctor away.
But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works best!
Japanese scientists have now created a camera with such an immense shutter speed
that it is now possible to take a photograph of a woman with her mouth closed.
I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on a train or bus and think to yourself Im going to take that.
Man in a hot air balloon is lost over Ireland. He looks down and sees a farmer in the fields and shouts to him Where am I? The Irish farmer looks back up and shouts back. Youre in that feckin basket.
I had a Trivia competition shot to pieces until the last question which I got wrong.
The question was Where do women have the curliest hair??
The answer I should have given was Fiji.
Morning Big Guy xx best of luck today, will have EVERYTHING crossed here that they can sort you out [mmmmm...... a contradiction in terms ??!! xx] let me know what the story is, and take no prisoners..... xx
ReplyDeleteOkies Sweetie will do!! LOL xx
ReplyDeleteBlimey !!! Where is everybody ? You scared 'em off Big Guy ??? xx
ReplyDeleteWell we know where George is! LOL,,,maybe the rest of the reprobates are off playing in the sun? xx
ReplyDeleteStill no sign of John Big Guy? You heard anything yesterday? Worrying here.....George I am not worried about, yes, I know where he is!! xx
ReplyDeleteHI Elise ,,Yeah John posted yesterday and a funny about Pricks and Boils! LOL xx
ReplyDeletebut not since then Big Guy ..... and not coming up on my viewing history so far today..... still lovely and sunny here, getting nervous for ya ! xx
ReplyDeleteI take it back about George,,,He IS up,,just texted me twice! LOL,,sorry George we thought you were still "Duvet diving!"LOL
ReplyDeletePMSL !! Well, he still hasn't shown himself here yet Big Guy ....... !! xx
ReplyDeleteJust had a text from John, both his computers are on the blink, and he is not certain when exactly he will get back online again. Asked him to keep me posted xx
ReplyDeleteThere ya go breeeeeeeeeeath and reeeeeeeeeelax! Uncle George just emailed me too! LOL xx
ReplyDeleteLMAO. YOU TWO ARE IN GOOD CHEER TODAY!
ReplyDeleteLoved those photos, Elise. You really DO have a good ass, dontchya? I think you'd better stay well away from John on the 25th. LOL
Great jokes too from you both - all in all a GOOD start to the day.
PHIL? BEST OF LUCK TODAY MATE! The nation (and you fan[ny] club) awaits news of a victory!!!
Shame you both can't join me in the sun today.
Look like the last chance to get the cuprinol look before the 'do'.
Thinking about heat......SHOULD WE HAVE ROAST DUCK ON THE MENU FOR SATURDAY NIGHT AT THE MILL?
Geeeez, what a thought! (down boys!). : )~
Thanks George :)
ReplyDeleteAlways up for a "Roasting"LOL :))))))
Morning George xx Roasted Duck eh ? I doubt there will be any takers ! Thanks for the deep breaths there Big Guy xx BTW George, Barry has commented on your T4 thread this morning......
ReplyDeleteGetting ready to collect herself from playschool. Insurance assessor came and saw James car yesterday, took plenty of pics, so I suppose just wait and see what happens. Truck driver still denying he did anything wrong.....even leaving the scene of an accident, which is a huge 'NO NO' as you can imagine.
Would love to join you in the sun George, but I don't think I would make this damm meeting if I did ! have a good one xx
Good luck today Phil.
ReplyDeleteCouldn't post earlier, I have been busy showing my latest sales employee the ropes.
Sunny and hot here. I was going to ask her if she needed a rub down with sun tan lotion before she goes out until I saw Elise's posting.
So decided, best left alone.
Wise decision there Mike xx You just DON'T KNOW these days eh ? I have a funny feeling that it's George's nurse Maxwell again ! xx
ReplyDeleteMorning MIke,,"Showing her the ropes"Huh?,,wrists and ankles first no doubt???? LOL :))
ReplyDeleteYou back yet Big Guy ?? xx
ReplyDeleteJohn !!! I can see you ! PC okay now or not ? xx
ReplyDeleteHe's a lurking !! LOL xx
ReplyDeletewell Big Guy, the meeting was as I predicted, a complete waste of my precious time off......she can sit and spin the next meeting she calls, I ain't going xx
ReplyDeleteHa nice one!! that's my girl xx
ReplyDeletethe ONLY GOOD NEWS I HAVE is that it looks like 'Matey' has gone for good :-))
ReplyDeleteYaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!! xx
ReplyDeletedunno what happened, or why, but the rumour was that he was asked to sign some kind of letter or resign., he refused, and went off sick. SHE said it is extremely unlikely that he will be returning.........love the graphic Big Guy xx thanks for all the support through that tough time Guys xx
ReplyDeleteHeading to bed, back to the salt mines now for the rest of the week.....catch you sometime tomorrow Big Guy xx
ReplyDeleteBack in action........for a while anyway my Notebook (FAV) is being repaired now..... My more expensive Sony keeps cutting out ,& screen flicker ....Thanks for your concern.......Never dreamed how much internet non action has pissed me off.......J
ReplyDeleteGood to hear you are back on the grid John xx I had no internet access for about 48 hours once.....never again....nearly had to be committed, but the house was REALLY clean and tidy ! [frightened the crap outta James !] xx
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