Good Morning/Evening Thursday Peeps,
,Early start on Taxi duties for me..,,I surprised three wabbits in the garden having a threesome this morning!
,,they were intent on finishing what they'd started and didn't seem at all bothered about me and my pussy watching them critically from about 10 feet away.
,,,,must be love in the air as it was three ducks on Monday(Morning Elise)
Hilary safely delivered to work,so the day is mine,,,only pussy to distract me (Story of my life!) LOL
Pussy or not have a good day!
Cheers
Redneck Love
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Clem drove his pickup alongside the road and showed his buddy Jed where he’d first made love.
"It was right down there by that thar tree. I remember it plain as day. It was a warm summer day." We was madly in love. We made our way down to that thar tree and made love fer hours," explained Clem.
"That sounds amazing," exclaimed Jed.
"Yep, it was goin’ real good until I looked up and saw her momma standing right there watching us."
"Damn, what did her momma say when she saw you was makin’ love to her daughter?"
"Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah (Morning George)
WTF !!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGood morning, nice to see you both up bright and early
ReplyDeleteThe ecoli cucumber saga carries on 2 women affected in the north, 2 in the midlands and 368 men in Brighton........
Its a lovely day today, the birds are singing sounds almost poetic!!!!
morning Bev xx [or is it Ian ?] ha ha ha to the Brighton thing ! Yes, both me and Big Guy have been at it together a few times now ! xx
ReplyDeleteMorning Elise,,,Morning Bev,,I know you have to be soooo careful what you put into your mouth these days! LOL xx
ReplyDeletePMSL ! x
ReplyDeleteapol to Phil who has already seen this one
ReplyDeletelady never had sex because she was fearful of infections. She now has ecoli from a cucumber!!
Phil, confess all what did you get yesterday???
Get?,,what after I was dragged round the shops yesterday? :((
ReplyDeleteDo you mean to say you did not buy new jeans. Come on confess xx
ReplyDeleteI got a pair of low key pink "Aladdin" type trews,,that will go with my black and pink sequined tank top,,,just need some pink curly up toed shoes now. :)) xx
ReplyDeleteTalk about letting it all hang out!!!
ReplyDeleteDoes George know you've got the same outfit as you!!!!
He's only got trainers to go with them so far Bev, I've got these bad boys! :))
ReplyDeleteWhat dya think? xx
oh darlin they are just lovely. They need a bit of pink glitter and bits on them. Send them down to me and let me see what I can do with them!!!
ReplyDeleteWill speak later as I need to finsih something to go in the post tomorrow....
Cheers Bev I'll pop em in the post! :)) xx
ReplyDeleteCan I rub your lamp Big Guy !!!! xx
ReplyDeleteYou never disappoint Elise! PMSL,,,,Plenty of room in those pink kecks to hide my lamp,,,give it a rub and see what comes up! LOL xx
ReplyDeleteCan I hold you to that Big Guy ? xx
ReplyDeleteYou can hold me to anything you want Sweetie! :)) xx
ReplyDeleteDeal ! xx
ReplyDeleteWTF! (as Elise so eloquently expressed) : )~
ReplyDeleteRabbits, sheep, ducks, and the inevitable pussy anecdotes!
And...I'm so annoyed that Phil has bought the same colour pants as me that I'm gonna reveal his dark secret.
You want to know the reason why you've never see a photo of the Capn's bare torso?
OK....you'll know that Phil met Hilary back in the early 70s when his ship docked in Hartlepool?
Well, they had a night to remember! (not that Phil remembers that much about it!).
Hilary got him drunk, regaled him with the story of the Hartlepool Monkey, and then took him to the local tattoo parlour
HERE IS THE PHOTO YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR:
THE YOUNG THOMMO (1972) IN ALL HIS GLORY
Ha ha ha Ha ! Morning George xx Can I see yours in 2 weeks time too ? ! xx
ReplyDeleteNOPE! LMAO
ReplyDeleteTease ! xx
ReplyDeleteElise George wanted SUNDERLAND FC tattood on his manhood as they do need taking in hand
ReplyDeletebut ,,,The tatooist ran out of room after tatooing sun (Lower case) so added a smiley face to finish,,,LOL x
sun :) (Never ask him what day it is on a Sunday,,,he may just show you!! )
If Sunderland is tattood on your bits does that mean they will be going up!!
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Forgot to ask an important question should I add tassels or not????........
ReplyDeletePuppetry of the Penis in 3D at the Hipprodrome in August. Apparently the show may contain nuts.
ReplyDeleteTickets are £40.00 each!!!!
LOL Only chance of going up they will have Bev LOL
ReplyDeleteGotta have Tassels! x
Very hard to compete with that Big Guy ! x
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone know how Phil Clark is. he usually posts at the beginning of themonth.
ReplyDeletePhil, did you get the photo.
lol
bev
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Hi Bev got the pic below?
ReplyDeleteIs that you ready for an early night??? LOL xx
Luv the pic Bev.....x....Thanks Phil.
ReplyDeleteI think i read on PCC that Phil Clark likes his TT races....... 30 may - june 10th.just a thought..!!
and thats just Ians outfit!!!
ReplyDeleteScary!!LOL xx
ReplyDeleteHi Bev,,Phil Clark is away until the 12th June,xx
ReplyDeleteThanks
ReplyDeleteIans decided against the outfi today as he is abstaining ...!!
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