


Time to get the bod wheeled out in the garden to get some colour beofre the MOS,,although I'm sure the Balvenie will provide all the colour I need!
LOL


Off for a PSA test and start back short term on Zoly and Casodex to try and curb my PSA rise,(,was 331 5weeks ago so interesting to see where it's at now)....Over 4 years now since I became HR and the thought is that my bod may now be receptive once more (Shaddup George) until I get started on the elusive Abiraterone,,,,now been told 4 weeks,,,although should be sooner as things seems to be getting sorted at out my hospital to rectify my Onco's cockup delaying my start!
Enjoy the "Summery weather"whilst it's here and have a cracking day

One way of protecting your nose from sunburn!! 


Cheers

Nelson at Trafalgar 2011.............
Nelson aka Capn Phil
Hardy aka George
Nelson : "Order the signal, Hardy."
Hardy: "Aye, aye sir."
Nelson: "Hold on, this isn't what I dictated to Flags. What's the meaning of this?"
Hardy: "Sorry sir?"
Nelson (reading aloud): "England expects every person to do his or her duty, regardless of race, gender, sexual orientation, religious persuasion or disability.' - What gobbledygook is this for God's sake?"
Hardy: "Admiralty policy, I'm afraid, sir. We're an equal opportunities employer now. We had the devil's own job getting " England" past the censors, lest it be considered racist."
Nelson: "Gadzooks, Hardy. Hand me my pipe and tobacco."
Hardy: "Sorry sir. All naval vessels have now been designated smoke-free working environments."
Nelson: "In that case, break open the rum ration. Let us splice the main brace to steel the men before battle."
Hardy: "The rum ration has been abolished, Admiral. Its part of the Government's policy on binge drinking."
Nelson: "Good heavens, Hardy. I suppose we'd better get on with it full speed ahead."
Hardy: "I think you'll find that there's a 4 knot speed limit in this stretch of water."
Nelson: "Damn it man! We are on the eve of the greatest sea battle in history. We must advance with all dispatch. Report from the crow's nest, please."
Hardy: "That won't be possible, sir."
Nelson: "What?"
Hardy: "Health and Safety have closed the crow's nest, sir. No harness; and they said that rope ladders don't meet regulations. They won't let anyone up there until proper scaffolding can be erected."
Nelson: "Then get me the ship's carpenter without delay, Hardy."
Hardy: "He's busy knocking up a wheelchair access to the foredeck Admiral."
Nelson: "Wheelchair access? I've never heard anything so absurd.."
Hardy: "Health and safety again, sir. We have to provide a barrier- free environment for the differently abled."
Nelson: "Differently abled? I've only one arm and one eye and I refuse even to hear mention of the word. I didn't rise to the rank of admiral by playing the disability card."
Hardy: "Actually, sir, you did. The Royal Navy is under- represented in the areas of visual impairment and limb deficiency."
Nelson: "Whatever next? Give me full sail. The salt spray beckons."
Hardy: "A couple of problems there too, sir. Health and safety won't let the crew up the rigging without hard hats. And they don't want anyone breathing in too much salt - haven't you seen the adverts?"
Nelson: "I've never heard such infamy. Break out the cannon and tell the men to stand by to engage the enemy."
Hardy: "The men are a bit worried about shooting at anyone, Admiral."
Nelson: "What? This is mutiny!"
Hardy: "It's not that, sir. It's just that they're afraid of being charged with murder if they actually kill anyone. There are a couple of legal-aid lawyers on board, watching everyone like hawks."
Nelson: "Then how are we to sink the Frenchies and the Spanish?"
Hardy: "Actually, sir, we're not."
Nelson: "We're not?"
Hardy: "No, sir. The French and the Spanish are our European partners now. According to the Common Fisheries Policy, we shouldn't even be in this stretch of water. We could get hit with a claim for compensation."
Nelson: "But you must hate a Frenchman as you hate the devil."
Hardy: "I wouldn't let the ship's diversity coordinator hear you saying that sir. You'll be up on disciplinary report."
Nelson: "You must consider every man an enemy, who speaks ill of your King."
Hardy: "Not any more, sir. We must be inclusive in this multicultural age. Now put on your Kevlar vest; it's the rules. It could save your life"
Nelson: "Don't tell me - Health and Safety. Whatever happened to rum, sodomy and the lash?"
Hardy: As I explained, sir, rum is off the menu! And there's a ban on corporal punishment."
Nelson: "What about sodomy?"
Hardy: "I believe that is now legal, sir."
Nelson: "In that case................... Kiss me Hardy" 

Probs posting today???taken forever!! :(
ReplyDeleteMorning Big Guy xx I had those hassles yesterday, thought it was my steam driven ethernet....obviously not !
ReplyDeleteGood Luck from Lil' Duck today ! xxx
Good luck today Phil.
ReplyDeleteLove your Nelson / Hardy (Phil / George story).
Your frustration must be as bad as this.
Loved the joke too, Mike. I always knew Nelson was an ancestor of Capn Phil's, lol
ReplyDeleteOf course, Capn Hardy was my great great great great great grandfather.
In fact I'm the first in the long line of Hardys NOT to go to sea. (True!).
I think it was all those tales of guys like the infamous old Admiral Thompson which put me off!
Good luck with everything Phil. It's time you had a break!
I'll probably get my first scan result next week then I have the CT done on 17th, Good timing. All done and dusted before 24th June and a week's holiday.
Afters everyone........Likewise Phil,hope all goes well today........I may have to go back onto Zoly (resisting though) just to book my place on the MDV 3100 Trial....at a later date........Sorry, I posted late today,but fascinated by Mikes post.......SO FRUSTRATING..!!!?
ReplyDeleteDon't normally post poems.......but an exception......I have so many friends online that felt these words in the poem were relevant.........
Every single evening
As I'm lying here in bed,
This tiny little Prayer
Keeps running through my head:
God bless all my family
Wherever they may be,
Keep them warm
And safe from harm
For they're so close to me.
And God, there is one more thing
I wish that you could do;
Hope you don't mind me asking,
Please bless my computer too.
Now I know that it's unusual
To Bless a motherboard,
But listen just a second
While I explain it to you, Lord.
You see, that little metal box
Holds more than odds and ends;
Inside those small compartments
Rest so many of my friends..
I know so much about them
By the kindness that they give,
And this little scrap of metal
Takes me in to where they live.
By faith is how I know them
Much the same as you.
We share in what life brings us
And from that our friendships grew.
Please take an extra minute
From your duties up above,
To bless those in my address book
That's filled with so much love.
Wherever else this prayer may reach
To each and every friend,
Bless each e-mail inbox
And each person who hits 'send'.
When you update your Heavenly list
On your own Great CD-ROM,
Bless everyone who says this prayer
Sent up to GOD.Com
Hi John xx Thanks for the poem, I think it is very cool and especially relevant to us all xx
ReplyDeleteSUN out Elise ?...xx
ReplyDeleteIts baking here too...........MIL just arrived.......Said it was hot hot hot in Maryland...USA....
more i read that poem........the more its so true for many of us....!!!
Phil,,,that monkey e.mail can't be G.H. as he reckons on 13 inches .....LOL
Hope all went well matey..!!?
you don't wanna know how hot John !! xx
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of hot......anyone heard from Big Guy yet ??!! xx
ReplyDeleteYep..Elise xx...Phil did remark on the erect monkey e.mail.at around 3pm........
ReplyDeleteHot...???????????
ah,yes, that was his jealousy piquing John ! PMSL ! xx
ReplyDeleteOh, and just to say that GH has not gone metric...LMAO ! xx
ReplyDeleteHi Peeps,,been out toasting the bod,,,Great pic of George and his monkey nuts John! LMAO
ReplyDeleteSame hot stuff again tomorrow by the sound of it,,may take to the Moors with a cooler box and some sheep treats!
Mike John,,frustrate no more!!!!
ReplyDeleteEnjoy while you can Da PB Fuzz is hot on my tail!! LOL
Titillating stuff........nice one (or two) Phil..........pmsl
ReplyDeletevery quiet here tonight ?
ReplyDeleteyou can always trust Phil to cum up with the goods.
ReplyDeleteWotcha Keith,you're out late?
ReplyDeletealways out late for a pair of tits
ReplyDeleteI wanted to order the bottle of wine for you, what is your room number
ReplyDeleteif he falls for that I will be amazed
ReplyDeleteRoom 24 (Georges) LMAO
ReplyDeletebugger I have already charged all the champers to that room
ReplyDeleteHe's already got 3 bottles of Balvenie on there!!
ReplyDeleteso that is the first 30 mins taken care off
ReplyDeletereally looking forward to MOS
ReplyDeleteLOL,,I'll have to have a play with that attachment you sent tomorrow,,won't open,,,maybe need some new batteries!
ReplyDeleteHas Nette booked your room next door to us again with the communal communicating door?? :))
ReplyDeleteYes she said she loves to hear you bonking the night away
ReplyDeleteMaybe you can join us this time!!! PMSL
ReplyDeletewhatever I say now will get me in trouble
ReplyDeleteSame here Hilary has just taken an interest in what I'm posting! Eeeeeeeeeeeeek LOL
ReplyDeleteis Hilary a voyeur
ReplyDeleteWhy what ya got in mind? :))
ReplyDeletethis might be a time for msn
ReplyDeleteYeah or private pigeon! LOL
ReplyDeletehehehe
ReplyDeletecant imagine Hilary on a swing
ReplyDeleteCatch ya later Matey,,first bottles on me..
ReplyDeleteok but I still owe you one
ReplyDeleteNow there is a story..........................
ReplyDeleteWell thats the first three taken care of!
ReplyDeletedef a msn link
ReplyDeletehaha
tell me more
ReplyDeleteRemind me at the MOS after a coupla bottles,,in fact ask Hilary she has a better memory LOL
ReplyDeletehow to get a slap in one easy lesson????
ReplyDeleteShaping up to be a good "Do" LOL
ReplyDeleteHeading off,,catch ya later Matey,,,,Give Nette a XXX from me! :))
ReplyDeleteCheers
Hey.......No one said it was 'that sort of do'...Keith...LOL.....will be looking forward to meeting you & Nette..
ReplyDeletePhil......as well.......looking forward to meeting you & Hilary & having a big laugh too.......ALL THE BEST..
Cheers.
Likewise John and Val, :))
ReplyDeleteCheers
Nice, thoughtful poem. Well done. It says it all ...............
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