Morning/Evening Sunday Sunbeams,
blue sky and sunshine up ere' but looks like the rain darn sarf' will be with us around 2pm
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That'll kybosh the tennis and my critique of the lady players outfits,
,,They seem to be a bit more conservative this year but perhaps my letters of complaint will have the desired effect for Wimbledon!,although my suggestions for the gals to play in crutchless thongs and a coupla "Bevs buttons"maybe a little ambitious?
Casnadian Grand Prix(Morning George)not on till 5pm so a whole day of loafing ahead! ,,with perhaps the odd tincture or two!
Hope you have an equally "Chilled"Sunday
John's morning"Fix"..........................................
Cheers
A topical but clean F1 funny,,,
A Snail in Formula One.................................
A snail decides he wants to be a racing car driver so he gets some sponsors, forms a team and asks Bernie Ecclestone if he can enter F1. Bernie says OK but that because he's a snail he'll have to have an 'S' on his car instead of a number.
After qualifying the snail is right at the back of the grid and you can imagine the comments being made by the press and TV commentators!The race starts, and after the first lap the snail is in 10th place. After the second lap he's third and after the third lap he's leading the field. At the end of the race the snail has lapped the whole field and as he passed the chequered flag Bernie was heard to say in admiration,
"Look at that 'S' car go!". 
SNOW
2 women go to Jamaica on holiday. Whilst out on the razz they pull a black man and take him back for a threesome. He gives them both a right good seeing to. The next morning one of the women asks him his name. "Snow" he says. The women laugh at him. "Whats so funny about me name Snow?" he asks. the women reply
" When we tell our husbands that we had 10 inches of snow in Jamaica they'll never believe us!"
morning Phil. Her ladyship is asleep, will I wake her, NO!!
ReplyDeleteNothing planned for today but suspect that will change!
Enjoying the peace with my red bush.
Ian
Morning Bev,,my "Ladyship" still in bed too,,can I join you in your Red bush?? :)) xx
ReplyDeleteExcept its Ian not Bev.
ReplyDeleteYour welcome to some red bush.
IAN!!
Morning all. we have had a shower of rain, so send your sun down to us please.
ReplyDeleteKitchen is now finished, so we can start unpacking boxes, 27 done and another 247 to go.
Looking forward to seeing you all again in UNDER two weeks.
Morning Ian,,enjoy your "Red Bush Buzz!"
ReplyDeleteMorning Chris in "Box City"no guessing what you'll be doing today??... Box 28 for starters? LOL
Morning all....Gosh thats a welcome pic Phil.....& a couple of good jokes to.....
ReplyDeleteIan....if i drank tea i would join yer......de caff coffee only & plenty of water for me......
Rainy here for a change........Off out dogging soon rain or shine.....catchy later
Here's one for the nurses.......... Ooooops.!!!!!!?,,,
A doctor is doing the ward rounds with a nurse & they come to the first bed where the chap is half dead..
"Did you give this man two tablets every eight hours?",asks the doctor.
"Oh no",replies the nurse,"I gave him EIGHT tablets every TWO HOURS!"
At the next bed the next patient also appears half dead.
"Nurse,did you give this man one tablet every twelve hours?"
"Oops,I gave him TWELVE tablets every ONE hour,"replies the nurse.
Unfotunately at the next bed the patient is well & truely deceased.Not an ounce of life left.
"Nurse," asks the doctor,"Did you PRICK his BOIL?"
"OH MY GOODNESS!!"replies the nurse.!!!!!!!
Morning John,,blue skies and sunshine her,,Nah nah nah nah nah! LOL
ReplyDeleteSounds like the ward I was on!!
Heyyyyyyyyyyyy Folks. Is it daylight already?
ReplyDeleteHas it really stopped raining?
What's that big shiny thing in the sky?
Has somebody pricked my boil or boiled my prick?
Is there a cure for 'headless chicken syndrome'?
My head has gone (SHADDUP YOU LOT...I mean my bonce, my nut, my skull, my rug!)
I made a major cock-up on the last Leicester newsletter. Capn Phil and Elise's mam and dad disappeared from the mailing list.
SHOOT ME! (But I've made amends now...honestly!). Check your inboxes.
I think I need a lie down in the dark for a week! lol
George,, as me and Elises Mum and Dad were "Struck"off the list we have made alternative plans and are off to Butlins in Minehead for the weekend of the "Do" :))
ReplyDeleteGeorge, you are in trouble if the all go to minehead.
ReplyDeleteWell her ladyship is still not up. I'll be in trouble as I should have woken her at 11. I thought about it and then put the kettle on for another cup of me red bush.
IAN
PB Police test,,see how long before Da PB police jump on this! LOL
ReplyDeleteYep that's the one!! :))
LMAO
ReplyDeleteOVER TWO HOURS, PHIL. ARE THE PPP SLEEPING?
I'll see if I can get away with a REALLY BAD ONE!
rofl
(You really shouldn't encourage me!)
FOR ALL WE BIRDWATCHERS
ReplyDeleteANYONE FANCY GOING FOR AN INDIAN TONIGHT?
ReplyDeleteGeorge you'll be getting us shut down!!,,I think the PBP are having a late lunch! LOL
ReplyDeleteGeorge I thinkl we finally frightened everybody off! PMSL
ReplyDeleteNo doubt Elise will be chastising you :)) when she gets home for leading me astray!!
He started it Elise honest!! LOL xx
Well, I really do not know WHAT to say here !!! In fact, I was so dumb founded, that I asked James for his opinion.....His answer? The first one was okay, but the last 2 are 'just wrong' !! I gotta agree about the last one though dudes.....do me a favour !!! I see that Big Guy is the first to appoint the blame [as usual !] Was I not logging in quick enough for ya !!?? Pleased you are back on 'the list' though .... what was George doing there huh??
ReplyDeleteRainy day here, but BLOODY HOT !!!!! Go figure.....waiting for the thunder storms to start, and the usual power cut which follows. Have a good one people xx
Evening Elise,:)) Have a good evening Sweetie,,Canadian Grand Prix for me till 815pm,so am in "Quiet"mode xx
ReplyDeleteEnjoy Big Guy xx I used to watch it, up until Schume' finished up, then it got a bit weird ! Catch ya later xx
ReplyDeleteJohn xx Loved the joke ! What is frightening, is that I have worked with Nurses AND DOCTORS that are like that !!!!!!!!!! xx
Race stopped cos of torrential rain,:(( so twiddling my thumbs at the mo till it restarts,,Schumy not doing so good this season or last. xx
ReplyDeletegrrrrrr....out bid........ torrential rain here too Big guy.......how's the thumbs???? xx
ReplyDeleteTwiddled out! LOL
ReplyDeleteNite Nite xx
THE PHOTOBUCKET POLICE have decided we're unredeemable - and are leaving us to wallow in our gutters! LMAO
ReplyDeletePhil.....that Jewish one is ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!!!! ROFLMFAO!!
Here's a pic specially for YOU:
Hope you don't get it mixed up after using with your teeth floss! Ewwwww LMAO!!
ReplyDeleteI know, Phil.
ReplyDeleteHey, what is it with these Yanks, calling an arse a fanny?
I couldn't believe it when I heard them talking about 'fanny bags'. DUMB YANKS!
They always seem to get things Arse about face!! LOL
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