Some cheer for we guys on treatment

From our mate Bill in Thailand:

I HAVE OUTLIVED MY PECKER

The Penis Poem by Willie Nelson

 

My nookie days are over,

My pilot light is out.

What used to be my sex appeal,

Is now my water spout.

 

Time was when, on its own accord,

From my trousers it would spring.

But now I've got a full time job,

To find the shrinking thing.

 

It used to be embarrassing,

The way it would behave.

For every single morning,

It would stand and watch me shave.

 

Now as old age approaches,

It sure gives me the blues.

To see it hang its little head,

And watch me tie my shoes.

 

And, from Terry in Australia

 A DRE during a football match?????

 

 

DEATH BY VIAGRA