Good Morning/Evening Saturday Chums and Chumettes,
,,overcast and cool again and for next coupla days, so no sunchair action for George
,less Cuprinol man now more "off white man"(At least he can blend in with the sheep who are getting more and more wary of his approach!!)
Woke up stiff this morning(Shaddup George) after a deep sleep and not moving all night,,,hobbled out of bed doing my impression of Quasimodo,,Hilary was no help laughing at my plight, and refused to alleviate my "Stiffness" with a sympathetic massage!
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Elise hope you and James are over the shock of your shunt yesterday and the motor is soon fixed and of course the wagon driver's insurance coughs up!!
xx
Enjoy your Saturday Folks and have a cracking weekend,,,and be careful out there!!
One for "Dogger John's" collection,,Serena looking good!......................
Cheers
YOU CAN'T HELP BUT LOVE OLD PEOPLE........
A jet is making its final approach to St. John 's Airport. .
The pilot comes on the intercom, 'This is your Captain. We're on our final descent into St. John 's Newfoundland . I want to thank you all for flying with us today and hope you enjoy your stay on the "ROCK"
He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear his conversation from the cockpit.
The co-pilot can be heard saying to the pilot, 'So, Skip, whatcha got planned while we're on the Rock?'
'Well,' says the skipper, 'first I'm gonna check into the hotel, take a big crap.....then I'm gonna take that new stewardess with the huge tits out for dinner.... I'm gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my room and give her a ride on the baloney pony all night long.'
Aghast and amused, everyone on the plane hears this and immediately begins looking up and down the aisle, trying to figure out who this new stewardess is that the pilot's talking about.
Meanwhile, the new stewardess is seated at the very back of the plane.
She is so embarrassed that she starts running toward the cockpit to turn the intercom off.
Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's bag and down she goes.
The old lady leans over and says: 'No need to hurry, dear.............
He's gotta land the plane and take a s**t first.'
Good morning, you've woken up stiff and mine is still laying in bed!
ReplyDeleteA beautiful day in Bristol so off out for lunch at a farm shop. Hopefully we'll get to see the sheep. Morning George.
A challenge for you Phil, you have posted for Johns collection how about for mine. My heart throb is the wonderful Neil Kinnock!!
xx
Morning Bev,,that's not a challenge that's an imposibility!! Neil Kinnock???? LOL,,I'll have a browse xx
ReplyDeleteI knew you'd be up for the challenge. How is the stiffness!!
ReplyDeleteHIlary still in bed and I'm STILL stiff! LOL,,you any suggestions Sweetie???? :))
ReplyDeleteHadn't realised Neil had achieved Sainthood?? xx
Morning all.........Bev..x......I'm sure Phil will rustle sumthing up...........Thank you most kindly,& as it happens both the Williams sisters are playing down here next week,so just might go have a peeps .......Sunny here to at mo.......
ReplyDeleteI am drawling at my heart throb. He is so gorgeous and very, very sexy. Bliss
ReplyDeleteI could offer to provide a massage with my sheepskin massage pad. Morning George
That should get him up!! LMAO
ReplyDeleteMorning Big Guy xx You are in trouble ! I am on duty this weekend so, anything I can do for you ?! over the shock, thanks for asking. Car pretty well battered though, hoping the insurance coughs up now. Catch you later,better go and do "nursey stuff" ! xx
ReplyDeleteMorning Big Guy xx You are in trouble ! I am on duty this weekend so, anything I can do for you ?! over the shock, thanks for asking. Car pretty well battered though, hoping the insurance coughs up now. Catch you later,better go and do "nursey stuff" ! xx
ReplyDeletePhil, whilst I would rub away your stiffness I have been made a better offer. Ian is taking me to the land of sheep. Yep, we are off to cross the border for a trip out. What more could a girl want - a man with a wallet, lunch out and a craft barn.
ReplyDeleteBe good while I am away.
George I'll say hi to the sheep.
lol
bev
ps Phil, George still undecided about the tassels......
Have had a brain wave - black or red lace....
ReplyDeleteBlack :)) xx
ReplyDeleteWhy am I in touble AGAIN??? :(( xx
SHEEP SHEEP SHEEP SHEEP SHEEP
ReplyDeleteNo wonder I wake up so late. I spend all night counting them and finally doze off at 6am.
Nice to see Phil is keeping the 'flag flying' with his stiffie this morning, LMAO
I'll be back to deal with you baaaaaad people later.
PS John's pin up girls?....The Williams sisters? YUK! Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
I wouldn't touch 'em with Phil's!!!!!!
Feel free Matey!! LOL
ReplyDeleteOh, I will...I will....LMAO
ReplyDeleteHey...Just trying something....this should come up as a powerpoint show:
YourPortrait_G1.pps
When you get there, click on DOWNLOAD NOW, then after the 20 seconds processing, click on 'DOWNLOAD FILE NOW'
Evening all xx back from Rura Penthe......George, thanks for the leicester update. Can I jusr say that I am a little bit wary of the photographer? Between this, and Dan, PCa is surely making a big impact at the moment, and damm right it should. BUT [and yes George, it is still a small one !] are the MOS piccies for use....errr.....where exactly???
ReplyDeleteI am so excited, I found a junk shop and managed to get some bits of leather and a box of buttons!!
ReplyDeleteWill be back as off to stroke my buttons xx
Bev xx I can think of 101 things to do with that little lot ! Enjoy ! xx
ReplyDeleteand I got red lace and old books to turn into clocks.
ReplyDeleteGeorge, saw some sheep and said hi from you. Strange they ran away!!!!
Hi Bev, please be an angel - and send them to Elise (NOT the bloody sheep, duh!..the junk shop 'find'!!). : )~
ReplyDeleteWe want to see her on 25th clad only in tiny bits of leather held together by buttons!
Elise my Lil' Duck......don't feel uneasy about the photographer. They WILL NOT takes photos of anyone who has denied permission.
On top of that, WE have the final say as to which photographs they are allowed to use in any PCC publications.
I'm quite sure there will be quite a few folks who won't consent. My wife Lynn will probably be one!
And I can think of a few more people - PCa sufferers AND partners or family.
There are often personal and/or professional reasons why some of our friends do not wish their involvement with PCa to be publicised.
We've been through this before, when the TV crew were making the documentary back in Sept 2007.
They were as good as their word and did everything according to our wishes.
By the way, did you ever get to see that film? I know you couldn't get the site link in Ireland.
Just say the word and I'll make a copy to give you when we meet
xxx
now guys this is going to tax your brains, what colours will your oh be wearing on the 24th!!
ReplyDeletePS. Away from that topic......I'm still laughing after Mike's 'Screwing In A Lightbulb' photo was pounced on and deleted by the Puritanical Photobucket Police (the PPP) while my HUGE pic of an even HUGER DICK ON A TRUCK went unchallenged.
ReplyDeleteDo you think it tickled the PPP's fancy???? LMAO
George xx I would love a copy please, I never managed to access the link at all, thanks xx Okay, will see how it goes on the day RE photos, I am not particularly photogenic is all.
ReplyDeleteBev xx UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES LISTEN TO GEORGE !!!!!! xx
George, also meant to say PMSL ! I thought the same thing ! Here you go xx
ReplyDeleteThree buttons strategically placed should be enough for Elise!! :))
ReplyDeleteWhat Leicester update? what photographer,,looks like I'm "Off the list" LMAO
You are out the loop Big Guy ! What you done now to upset George !! PMSL ! xx
ReplyDeleteEverything I can as usual!! LOL xx
ReplyDeleteHa Ha Ha !!!!!! You are a bad boy Big Guy !! Luv ya !! xx
ReplyDeletePS - ONLY 3 Buttons !? That won't leave much to the imagination Big Guy !! xx
its what I am going to do with the leather that should worry you.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget I need to know colours.
Ian is going to look at buttons tonight. He will need to look after them carefully!
How many buttons for you men xx
Bev girl, you are starting to worry me ! xx
ReplyDeleteGo faster and a stop button I reckon ! Bev LOL xx
ReplyDeleteGeorge ? How about just ONE button !! xx
ReplyDeleteGeorge's Reaction ......
ReplyDeleteI have round buttons, square ones and all sorts. I am easily pleased,
ReplyDeleteIts wine o'clock now. are you joining me.
Thinking about today - neil kinnock and buuttons are a simple happy life!!
Long as Ian knows where your "button " is Bev! LOL
ReplyDeleteNeil Kinnock and buttons,,I think you need a lie down on my therapy couch Bev,,Trust me I'm a sailor! xx
PMSFL !! Oh yes Bev, you are definitely in experienced hands there !!! xx
ReplyDeletePhil, is that what you say to all the girls!!
ReplyDeleteFirst time round! LOL xx
ReplyDeletethis is Ian, please guys help me. Not only do with have a bloody button box her ladyship now wants to paint with vaseline and rubber gloves. I am getting seriously scared.
ReplyDeleteHer ladyship is in her craft room sorting out her buttons. Anyone have a spare room !
Ian
THe vaseline and rubber gloves sounds scary Ian,,reminds me of a night ashore in Singapore!,,,I still have nightmares LMAO
ReplyDeleteBe brave and brace yourself Matey! Good luck!
Its very scary. I don't know about bracing myself its about keeping out of the way!!! last night I had glitter where a man should not have glitter. Why - her ladyship moved her crafting into the bedroom!!
ReplyDeleteWant a glass of red matey
Ian
Sounds like you're the next project Ian...LOL
ReplyDeleteCheers
That one button pic....and the photo of my reaction to it - 100% accurate!
ReplyDeleteBloody 'ell Elise....you know me TOO well! LMAO