Saturday, 4 June 2011

Saturday grey...

Good Morning/Evening Saturday Peeps,,,After a coupla glorious warm sunny days back to grey and cooler,was that the Summer?

Family stuff today,,Gemma and her boyfriend up from Brighton,Stevens son Tom over from Oz and were all supposed to be heading to a wedding bash tonight,,,so a running round day ahead as the women all get their hair done,,,,shopping,,and other equally exciting stuff!.....

Enjoy your Saturday Bollockeers and have a cracking weekend!

Cheers

Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having sex.

Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help. Gepetto suggested he try rubbing a little sandpaper on his wooden member, and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened.

 A couple of weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through town and asked him;

"How's the girlfriend?"

Pinocchio replied; "Who needs a girlfriend?"

 

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  1. Bevie Hodgson4 June 2011 at 01:03

    Good mornin me darlins. COuldn't get onto the site yesterday, did you miss me???

    Have a man free day as the boys are off to the footie. A whole day of art and craft. Fabby

    Enjoy the wedding PHil xx

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  2. Phil Thompson4 June 2011 at 01:08

    Morning Bev :)),,Glad you made it back after being banned yesterday by Muliply for posting sexually explicit material...

    Have a Ffffffabby Arty Crafty day, xxx

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  3. Bevie Hodgson4 June 2011 at 01:10

    Cheeky. Meant to be going out first thing but Ian is still titivating himself!!! We are only going to tesc's.
    When I am using sandpaper this after I will think of you guys!!

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  4. Bevie Hodgson4 June 2011 at 01:11

    Forgot to say I have had to change the name of my art bog because of you guys!!! Well it could hardly stay as Bevie's Bits could it!!!!

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  5. Phil Thompson4 June 2011 at 01:14

    I love Bev's Bits!!!LOL xx

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  6. john sherwood4 June 2011 at 02:06

    Morning ALL......Phil,hate to say it........warm & sunny here,& wearing tank top & flip flops.............

    Bevie's bits......... me likey.......& yes missed you like crazy......
    Footie season goes on & on......Brightons new Stadium opens next month & will miss first ever game due to niece's wedding......

    Derby day today.............good luck everyone..... if having a flutter....!!!!!?

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  7. Elise Cotter4 June 2011 at 02:09

    morning all xx BEAUTIFUL, HOT, SUNNY day here again in The Rebel County ! Will be back to 'sizzling duck' again ! Have a GREAT day Big Guy ! I know you are really looking forward to it all ! A few snifters might be in order ........
    Bev ! Yes ! Did miss you ! I was single handed here yesterday girl !!!!
    John ? Any good tips there ? Enjoy the weather, it is BE-AUT-I-FUL her ! xxxx

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  8. john sherwood4 June 2011 at 02:43

    Elise....xx....Carlton House the Queenies horse is fav......I go for Recital though...

    Hahaha.....MIL just told me to act my age & put my pants on.......BTW weather clouding over a bit now......DRAT..!!

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  9. Elise Cotter4 June 2011 at 02:46

    !!!!!! Put your pants on !!!!!!! Still hot, hot, hot here dude xx Another BBQ today xx

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  10. Elise Cotter4 June 2011 at 03:39

    Hey Guys ! 3 weeks today and I will strolling into the MOS and meeting you all !! Cool !! xx

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  11. George Hardy4 June 2011 at 03:46

    OMG!

    Phil has posted a load of bouncing breasts, and has insinuated that Pinocchio is a bit of a wanker!
    And that word again...'bit'........BEV'S BITS???????

    Hey Bev, do you have your own website where we can take a look????

    And more bits......John parading around bollock naked in front of his MIL?????


    And even more shocking bits.....ELISE HAS NO WHITE BITS????

    As she says, she'll be sauntering into The Mill in three weeks time to meet us all.
    Dare I suggest that she enters the room in 'the buff' and prove her point(s)?????

    PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE JOHN, FFS DON'T DO THE SAME! lol

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  12. Elise Cotter4 June 2011 at 03:50

    ha ha ha ha ! In your dreams Cuprinol Man !!! xx

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  13. George Hardy4 June 2011 at 03:59

    I dream a lot these days Elise.

    I think that's all me and Phil are capable of now - after two days making pigs of ourselves in the blazing hot sunshine.

    We most certainly overdid it.

    You won't even recognise us on 25th.

    Look out for these two old codgers:



    LOL

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  14. Elise Cotter4 June 2011 at 04:04

    PMSL ! I am certain there is life in 'The Jarow Marrow' yet George !! xx

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  15. john sherwood4 June 2011 at 05:54

    George.....is that correct we have the local Town Crier booked to announce Lil Ducks arrival......red carpet job as well.....LOL

    .Seriously........Val & myself looking forward to it very muchly......Thanks to George for organising it.!!?....cheers...

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  16. Bevie Hodgson4 June 2011 at 06:32

    I do have my own website/blog but its not what you are thinking!!!! Thats Ians one!!!!!
    It has all my crafty bits on there. If you are very good I may let you have a peak.

    George, I thought you were the jarrow sparrow!!!

    lol
    bev

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  17. Elise Cotter4 June 2011 at 07:10

    John ? PMSL ! A Malt waiting at the bar for me will do !!! XXXX

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  18. Bevie Hodgson4 June 2011 at 09:36

    All very quiet today. has all the talk of bits scared people off. George, you haven't mentioned your bits!!!

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  19. Elise Cotter4 June 2011 at 09:37

    George's bits ......!!!! Don't start him off Bev !!!! yes, very quiet on here, fancy a game of Strip Poker ??????

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  20. Bevie Hodgson4 June 2011 at 09:39

    Only if the boys join in!!! They would run a mile!!! Do you reckon Phil has had his hair blue rinsed and curled for the bash tonight!!!

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  21. Elise Cotter4 June 2011 at 09:41

    ...and been told by herself to behave no doubt !!!! Don't think any of the other Guys are interested in joining us Bev......what a shame..... xx

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  22. john sherwood4 June 2011 at 09:44

    Girls England footie is on & its half time.....so got 10 mins playing time......My cards though...xx

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  23. Elise Cotter4 June 2011 at 09:47

    PMSL !! You are a card John !! Does that make you dealer then ? They always have the advantge dude ! xx

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  24. Bevie Hodgson4 June 2011 at 09:49

    I think we could arrange for John to get his kit of in 10 mins!!!!

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  25. Elise Cotter4 June 2011 at 09:51

    Bev !!!! That's fighting talk there girl !!!

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  26. john sherwood4 June 2011 at 09:51

    Always like to have odds on my side Elise..x....Hope you didn't take my tip on the Derby though...

    Hey Bev.......haven't got much on anyway as its so hot here.....x & warming up by the second...LOL

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  27. Elise Cotter4 June 2011 at 09:54

    ha ha ha ha ! No, I didn't, but my mate got first and third, the 3rd came in at 25/1...bet he had a pony on it, he wouldn't tell me what he had on the winner. Betcha he is still buying drinks all round ! xx
    VERY HOT here, and, like John, am in skimpy wear too....!

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  28. john sherwood4 June 2011 at 09:59

    Too late.....game restarted & England back to 2-2.......We must continue this other game soon.....!!!!?

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  29. Phil Thompson4 June 2011 at 09:59

    Evening Peeps, Just slipped in for a quickie,,,strip poker Huh,,that on the cards at the MOS can I bring my own deck??? Tsk tsk

    Relax a bit now England have just equalised,,,,

    Elise,,"Am in skimpy wear too",,,how long you been doin chat lines??? LMAO,,,give me a ring and keep talking,,,,,pleez :))

    Heading off shortly for the Wedding knees up,,guess I'll have to throw some moves on the dance floor

    Have a good night Peeps,,,Bev your turn to keep George in hand tonight,,Ewwwwwwwwwwww LOL xx

    Be bad!

    Cheers

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  30. Elise Cotter4 June 2011 at 10:01

    Enjoy Big Guy xx we will struggle on valiantly without ya !! xx

    PS -- Don't do too many of those moves......please ! xx

    PPs -- if you are very good, you can put your phone on vibrate !

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  31. Phil Thompson4 June 2011 at 10:04

    Always is,,I am sooo sad! PMSL xx

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  32. Bevie Hodgson4 June 2011 at 10:04

    I have enough problem keeping Ian in hand.
    Phil slipping in for a quickie .. I am saying nothing!!!
    Want a video of your moves tonight.

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  33. Bevie Hodgson4 June 2011 at 10:05

    John, phil and george in skimpy wear!!! A picture is needed please!!

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  34. Elise Cotter4 June 2011 at 10:05

    awwww.....Big Guy......... xxx Text you later...be good !! PMSL !! xx

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  35. Bevie Hodgson4 June 2011 at 10:06

    Elsie, more mischief is on my mind. Have emailed you!

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  36. Phil Thompson4 June 2011 at 10:09

    Pic of George in skimpy wear ready to start his "Stottie"hurling class

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  37. Elise Cotter4 June 2011 at 10:11

    Bev !!!!! You are naughty !!! And no, I don't think that George will lend you that outfit for Ian !!! xx

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  38. Elise Cotter4 June 2011 at 10:13

    Oh oh - Frog catastrophe.....

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  39. Bevie Hodgson4 June 2011 at 10:13

    Ian has his own sparkly pink one with matching booties!!!!
    Its a scary picture!!!

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  40. Elise Cotter4 June 2011 at 10:14

    Did you get the matching whip with that outfit too ?! xx

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  41. john sherwood4 June 2011 at 10:14

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.........rolling on the floor matey....

    Bev x did yer not see me in the mud pic? I e.mailed you all...

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  42. Elise Cotter4 June 2011 at 10:15

    I see that George has waxed for this pic Big Guy !

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  43. Bevie Hodgson4 June 2011 at 10:15

    Yep have a matching whip. He won't have an outfit without a whip you know!!!!
    George waxing!! I think he has stuffed socks down there!!!

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  44. Phil Thompson4 June 2011 at 10:16

    You guys are almost as nutty as me! PMSL

    Gotta head off,,Have fun!!

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  45. Elise Cotter4 June 2011 at 10:17

    Definitely waxed for the pic this time.......His mate looks a bit gung ho !? xx

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  46. john sherwood4 June 2011 at 10:39

    2-2 lucky to draw.........off out for a while

    catch up later

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  47. Bevie Hodgson4 June 2011 at 11:06

    darling if you are reading this I'll have a glass of white. I have got to keep you in hand tonight!!! Please wear you special outfit!!!

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  48. Bevie Hodgson4 June 2011 at 11:29

    Which special outfit did you want me to wear tonight? Then I can choose the matching whip. Or do you want me to butle in the buff with your glass of vino?

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  49. Bevie Hodgson4 June 2011 at 11:31

    and your matching whip!!!

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  50. Bevie Hodgson4 June 2011 at 11:31

    surprise me darlin!!!!

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  51. Bevie Hodgson4 June 2011 at 11:34

    Boo!

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  52. Elise Cotter4 June 2011 at 12:09

    errrr..... there ARE other sites for that kind of carry on you know Bev !!!!

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  53. john sherwood4 June 2011 at 12:34

    Bev.x....luv yer friendship........if i can help in any way please please e.mail me .....luvs yer

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  54. Bevie Hodgson4 June 2011 at 13:03

    !!!! The question is which one is Ian and which one is me!!!!!

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  55. Elise Cotter4 June 2011 at 13:10

    On a COMPLETELY different track here....BUT.....has anyone else noticed that in the absence of George and Big Guy....the comments today are HUGE !!!!?????

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  56. Elise Cotter4 June 2011 at 13:11

    Oh, that last comment WAS you Bev xx

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  57. Bevie Hodgson4 June 2011 at 13:15

    but was it!!!!!

    I think you and Bev have frightened Big guy and George off!!! Bev is threatening to buy me a mankini! I need to have words with Phil for putting ideas into her head!!!

    Ian or Bev the choice is yours xx

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  58. Elise Cotter4 June 2011 at 13:46

    Well, its like this, at the moment, its "Balvenie-O-Clock" so you can fight it out yourselves, or else, ask Bev to use the hand cuffs she keeps telling us all about Ian !! xx

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  59. Bevie Hodgson4 June 2011 at 15:54

    oh bugger we've lost the key to the handcuffs!! It could be a long night!!

    Ian or Bev

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  60. Elise Cotter5 June 2011 at 11:27

    ha ha ha !

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