Saturday, 18 June 2011

Pussy gets a prick!

Good Morning/Evening Saturday sunbeams,,,overcast and spitting with rain and looks set for the day ere'.

MIA yesterday as my "Running around didn't finish till I got in at 640pm after taking pussy to the vets where she got shaved and had to endure a little prick to get blood to test for an over active thyroid,,,,,she eats like a horse and is still losing weight!(Must sound good to some I guess? LOL)

Hilary heading into town with Sherri today shopping again!,,and I have agreed to pick her up when she's finished,,,sound fair to me!

Enjoy your Saturday whatever mischief is planned!

Here ya go John,,,educational too!...............

Cheers

Golden Oldie............

NEVER CHEAT ON A COUNTRY WOMAN!

A country wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood, lifting sacks of feed, and bales of hay, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the barn. She put his manhood in a vice and then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw.

The banged-up-cheater was terrified and hollered, "Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty saw, are you?"

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said ...

"Nope....You are! I'm gonna burn down the Barn!!!!!"

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  1. George Hardy18 June 2011 at 02:24

    DAMN GOOD JOKE SIR PHIL, and surprisingly clean....after seeing the topic heading today I feared the worst! LOL

    Hoping everyone is in top form today (someone needs to be, as we veteran Bollockeers are past our 'sell by date'!)

    SEVEN DAYS TILL THE BIG 'UN.......Scary or what????

    Nerves are setting in already.....and that's just when I think of Lil' Duck enjoying a day of freedom (and in her tiny leather outfit).

    Guard you bum ferociously, Elise. John will be in the same room!!!! LMAO

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  2. Elise Cotter18 June 2011 at 02:35

    ha ha ha ! Gooooooood morning George ! yep, a week today, and, about this time, I should be on my way to the hotel before heading onto MOS for around 12 midday [hint hint] Hey Big Guy ! That was a scarey, bunny boiler kinda joke for the day ! xx

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  3. Phil Thompson18 June 2011 at 02:40

    Morning Sweetie,,Yeah known a few! LOL Scary is right!! xx

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  4. Elise Cotter18 June 2011 at 02:43

    !!!!!!!

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  5. Elise Cotter18 June 2011 at 02:47

    John says 'hi' his PC is not playing today....... xx

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  6. Bevie Hodgson18 June 2011 at 03:30

    HI
    Good morning here. Its one down one to go in the world of PSA.

    I feel slightly guilty posting this cos I know what Ian has been through is mild to some of you guys. SO I hope you don't mind me sharing our good news. Ians PSA is now 1.2 . This is the 2nd post brachy. I was really concerned as the old bugger has not been well over the last month or so. Lots of tears when we got the result.

    Dad is not so good and is still waiting for the result of his. Likly to start hormone jabs.

    I am off to do the finishing touches to a secret mission involving red lace.....

    Be good

    lol
    b

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  7. Elise Cotter18 June 2011 at 03:33

    That is fantastic news Bev xx and NOBODY would ever begrudge you being happy over the results. It does us all good to see somebody beating this bu@@er of a disease xx

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  8. Phil Thompson18 June 2011 at 03:43

    Yep Same here Bev, over the moon for you both!,,(I have emailed you) but any good news is always welcome,,what was his last PSA?

    Say Hi to Ian and to keep that smile on his face forever!! LOL,,,continued good news pleez,,:))

    Hugs xx

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  9. Bevie Hodgson18 June 2011 at 03:56

    Whoops, just ung dad to tell hin Phils joke. He didn't ans on landline so tried the mobile x2. Just had a phonecall from him. How was I to know he is on a prayer day at the cathedral. Decided probably not the best time to tell him the joke!!!

    b

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  10. Phil Thompson18 June 2011 at 06:54

    LOL Nice ones George and just so you don't feel forgotten Matey! :))

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  11. Bevie Hodgson18 June 2011 at 06:55

    having a frustrating day. Do you guys know how hard it is to put gold paint on boobs and still be able to get a shine.... Its b difficult!!! Just thought I would tell you!

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  12. Elise Cotter18 June 2011 at 07:10

    Oh me ! me ! me ! can I play please guys???

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  13. Elise Cotter18 June 2011 at 07:11

    Bev ? I have absolutely NO ANSWER for you last statement !!!! xx

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  14. Bevie Hodgson18 June 2011 at 07:14

    I just thought the boys might give me some tips!

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  15. Elise Cotter18 June 2011 at 07:20

    Bev ? You are asking for trouble when both the twins are around !! xx

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  16. George Hardy18 June 2011 at 08:09

    These twins will certainly put a shine on your 'twin peaks', Bev

    Ok Phil...right one or left one? You choose! LMAO


    Elise... I LOVE YOUR BUTTONS too. This could run and run, huh?

    LOL

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  17. Elise Cotter18 June 2011 at 08:22

    okay George......I am game ! xx

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  18. George Hardy18 June 2011 at 08:34

    OH MAN.....you should have seen some of the 'pussy buttons' !!!!!!

    EVEN I WOULDN'T DARE POST THOSE! LMAO

    Now I'm hungry......gotta eat.....ROFLMFAO...back later

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  19. George Hardy18 June 2011 at 08:37

    But just before I eat...I found a website - tailor made for John!
    It's called ONLY BUTTS! LMAO
    http://onlybutts.tumblr.com/

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  20. Bevie Hodgson18 June 2011 at 09:18

    This is Ian, love the buttons. Now I am risking life and limb posting but hey ho. Her ladyship has just uttered these immortal words - I can't do anymore in my craft room, I am waiting for my boobs to dry.

    Follow that guys!

    Ian

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  21. Phil Thompson18 June 2011 at 10:15

    Ian I am constantly amazed with the action that goes on in Bev's "Craft"room,,,,is that a euphamism???LMAO

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  22. Phil Thompson18 June 2011 at 10:16

    How to keep gold paint on Boobs???Hmmm chocolate and squirty cream I am an authority on! LOL :))

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  23. Bevie Hodgson18 June 2011 at 10:20

    Phil, if only you knew what goes on. The latest comment is - whilst the boobs are drying I'll make some sea out of bubble wrap!

    I do worry about her ladyship, I really do.

    I know bev replied to your email this morning. Ok if also email over the weekend.

    Ian

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  24. Phil Thompson18 June 2011 at 10:28

    Always nice to hear from you Ian email away Matey :))

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  25. George Hardy18 June 2011 at 10:47

    Slapper! LMAO!!

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  26. Phil Thompson18 June 2011 at 10:53

    Feel free Sweetie everybody else seems to!! LMAO xx

    Time for nosh,,,catch y'all later

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  27. George Hardy18 June 2011 at 10:57

    You wouldn't need to drug me (or drag me) darlin! lol

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  28. Elise Cotter18 June 2011 at 10:59

    Awwww....Thanks George xx

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  29. George Hardy18 June 2011 at 11:03

    Why, howay man, I'd have to be a real ponker to miss a chance like that, hinny!
    LOL

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  30. Bevie Hodgson18 June 2011 at 11:04

    I can see I am going to fall out with my old man. Giving away my craft room secrets.

    Nurses do it with........

    George, do you say that to all the girls!

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  31. Elise Cotter18 June 2011 at 11:05

    ...only the ones that understand 'fluent Geordie' Bev ! xx

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  32. Elise Cotter18 June 2011 at 11:07

    ...however, George is having problems with his 'nuts' at the moment.....

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  33. George Hardy18 June 2011 at 11:09

    Nowt wrong wi me nuts! Cheeky

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  34. George Hardy18 June 2011 at 11:12

    Absolutely PMSL here!

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  35. Phil Thompson18 June 2011 at 13:05

    George is seeking help for his "Nut problem"from an expert!

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  36. George Hardy19 June 2011 at 03:53

    LMAO, never seen that photo for a while. It;s the mad squirrel of York, but I can't remember who the guy with the bushy tail is!

    Sorry it took me so long to reply to your post above Phil.....I was in a trance for 16 hours after reading Elise's post just before yours!

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  37. Phil Thompson19 June 2011 at 03:56

    Sounds like a challenge to Me??? LOL

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  38. Phil Thompson19 June 2011 at 04:00

    Yeah right!!! LOL xx

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  39. George Hardy19 June 2011 at 04:04

    OH...She IS!!!!

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  40. Phil Thompson19 June 2011 at 04:32

    Coupla drinks I'll be right over! :))

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  41. Phil Thompson19 June 2011 at 04:51

    Rum always has this effect on me!! LOL

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