Goooood Mornin All
(no it isn't)
It seems Phil and I have big probs with Multiply.
Anyone able to post normally?
I'll try later. If you CAN post...PLEASE POST SOMETHING OUTRAGEOUS - Bad enough to get Multiply all 'steamed up' (The Shitehawks!!)
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Hi George, No trouble posting here!
ReplyDeleteSomething outrageous:-
Sunderland are a fabulous football team!!!
Something else:-
What is about to happen to all these women
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They are just about to sneeze!!!
Hi George x x posting from my mobile ....no problemo here? catch you all later xx
ReplyDeleteLMAO here. Mike is a jocular old 'Baggie' today!
ReplyDeleteElise, I'm still having probs posting pics, even though Mike did it with all those 'COMELY' wenches (lol) - Sneeeeezing? My ass!
I'll have to try a new blog for some cheery photos I need to post here.
Fingers crossed! : )~
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay I am "Sprung"from the Multiply sin bin!!,,,,although the PB police will be hot on my heels after the Simpson post below! LMAO
ReplyDeleteAftrenoon Peeps :))
Prizewinner of the Homer Simpson Lookalike competition......................................
A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but always promised not to take a case if he felt he could not help them.
The Browns came to see the doctor, and he gave them thorough physical exams, psychological exams, and various tests and then concluded, ”Yes, I am happy to say that I believe I can help you. On your way home from my office stop at the grocery store and buy some grapes and some doughnuts. Go home, take off your clothes, and you, sir, roll the grapes across the floor until you make a bulls eye in your wife’s love canal. Then on hands and knees you must crawl to her like a leopard and retrieve the grape using only your tongue.”
He continued, ”Then next, ma’am, you must take the doughnuts and from across the room, toss them at your husband until you make a ringer around his love pole. Then like a lioness, you must crawl to him and consume the doughnut.”
The couple went home and their sex life became more and more wonderful. They told their friends, Mr. & Mrs. Green that they should see the good doctor.
The doctor greeted the Greens and said he would not take the case unless he felt that he could help them; so he conducted the physical exams and the same battery of tests. Then he told the Greens the bad news. ”I cannot help you, so I will not take your money. I believe your sex life is as good as it will ever be, I cannot help.”
The Greens pleaded with him, and said, ”You helped our friends the Browns, now please, please help us.
“Ok, go to the store and buy some apples and a box of Cheerios…”
A Lady of few words,,(Can't be Elise!!!) Evening Sweetie LOL xx
ReplyDeleteyou recovered yet Big Guy ?? You been mighty quiet the last 48 hours......head okay .....?....Lost your mobile.....? xx
ReplyDeleteHavn't seen my mobile since Friday? will ring it and find out where the little perisher is hiding! xx
ReplyDeleteYou found it then......eventually........good thing there was no emergencies in the last 72 hours Big Guy !! xx
ReplyDeleteThere is always the BIG phone!!! LOL xx
ReplyDelete.......you carry that around in your trousers ?! Is there room Big Guy ?! .....
ReplyDeleteNope,, just enough room for a hand!!! LMAO
ReplyDeleteHeading off to pick up her Ladyship,,will email ya when I get back. xx
Hey my fav sauce Elise,,always time for a hand job,,I mean Texas Pete! LOL
ReplyDeleteNite Nite xx