Monday, 20 June 2011

Monday: A Lil' Prick

   Good Mooning All

 

The Capn has gone to the doc's this morning, to ask for a little prick.

I didn't realise there was a penis reduction centre on Teesside.

I think he's pulling my leg - or pulling a nurse!

 

 

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11 comments:

  1. Mike Brooks20 June 2011 at 05:38

    Good Luck Phil.

    Maybe today's experience will be like this:-

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  2. Elise Cotter20 June 2011 at 09:00

    Mmmmm....now I know why Big Guy puts the morning post up first.......

    Hope all went well for you today Big Guy xx Any sign of John yet ? George? You are scaring people away from here ! xx

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  3. Christopher Butcher20 June 2011 at 10:00

    Hope all is well, Phil.

    Nice to see you first, George, It's a pity more nurses weren't like that !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Soon be the BIG DAY, loking forward to it.

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  4. Elise Cotter20 June 2011 at 10:34

    Hi Chris, be meeting you also on saturday........so don't believe everything George tells you about Nurses....... !! xx

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  5. Phil Thompson20 June 2011 at 10:44

    Evening all,sorry I've been MIA today,,rang quack first thing this morning as I've been feeling crap for a while and I was in having bloods done within the hour! surprise surprise,,

    Hopefully results tomorrow or Wednesday latest.

    Nice to see you Chris,hope it's no longer "Cardboard city"at yours! LOL

    Have a good evening funsters,

    Cheers

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  6. George Hardy20 June 2011 at 11:21

    Phil M.I.A., me running about Tyneside like a blu-arsed fly......Not good for the discipline of the troops here. We're very lucky they didn't post some outrageously obscene pictures, eh Capn?

    GOOD LUCK FOR A QUICK RESULT PHIL...AND A QUICK RESOLUTION!

    Hey Chris. You wish all nurses looked like the monkeys in the photo above?
    Geeeez, you've spent too long in France, mate, lol.

    Elise must be outraged, and by the way....most of the things I've told you about nurses ARE true.
    You'll find out for yourself on Saturday.
    Ain't that right, Lil' Duck? LMAO

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  7. George Hardy20 June 2011 at 11:38

    By the way, I had a quick drive down to Teesside this afternoon, hoping to find that specialist 'penis reduction' clinic.

    I was hoping to get a few inches (and about half a pound) knocked off before the weekend.

    It didn't used to bother me when I was younger, but now I've turned 60 I find it soooo embarrassing when everyone thinks I have a permanent erection! Even my re-inforced cod piece doesn't disguise it these days.

    Anyway, to cut a LONG story short.....I'd asked Phil for the address, but when I got to Middlesborough I discovered it was a typical 'Capn Phil Wind-Up'.

    Bloody 'ell. I found I'd walked into the women's afternoon session at Weight Watchers!

    PHIL? You're a scoundrel !!! LMAO

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  8. Elise Cotter20 June 2011 at 11:54

    George.....................xxxxxx

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  9. George Hardy20 June 2011 at 12:16

    YEP!


    But you KNEW that! : )~

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  10. john sherwood20 June 2011 at 12:23

    Hi everyone.!!!!!!........ back on......Can't believe with two putors that they both broke same time..........Sorting out mail,& loved reading all the banter on here to..........Must shoot as Val wants a look in, as the othe putor is needing big repairs to it.............Phil....hope all goes well with bloods.....
    Blimey....George, you got in just before me ........See yer Friday...
    Hi Elise...x.

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  11. Elise Cotter20 June 2011 at 12:29

    Hiya John xxxxxxxxx GREAT to have you back ! let's hope the 'puters behave now. Will catch up with you both on SATURDAY !!!!!!!!!! XXXX

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