Friday, 3 June 2011

Friday Hottie...........

Good Morning/Evening Fellow Friday Frolickers,,,,Nuther cracking morning here and set to be another "Hottie"
Heading out to the Moors for a bit of peace and quiet and soak up some rays,,maybe take a pocketful of "Sheep treats"to trade with the natives!!(Morning George)
 
Have a Ffffffab Fffffriday and enjoy that sun!
 
 
Cheers
Cute one.....................
 
A FARMER DECIDED HE WANTED TO GO TO TOWN AND SEE A MOVIE. THE TICKET AGENT ASKED, "SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER?"
THE OLD FARMER SAID, "THAT'S MY PET ROOSTER CHUCK. WHEREVER I GO, CHUCK GOES." "I'M SORRY SIR," SAID THE TICKET AGENT. "WE CAN'T ALLOW ANIMALS IN THE THEATER."
THE OLD FARMER WENT AROUND THE CORNER AND STUFFED CHUCK DOWN HIS OVERALLS. THEN HE RETURNED TO THE BOOTH, BOUGHT A TICKET, AND ENTERED THE THEATER.
HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO TWO OLD WIDOWS NAMED MILDRED AND MARGE.
THE MOVIE STARTED AND THE ROOSTER B EGAN TO SQUIRM. THE OLD FARMER
UNBUTTONED HIS FLY SO CHUCK COULD STICK HIS HEAD OUT AND WATCH THE MOVIE.
"MARGE," WHISPERED MILDRED.
"WHAT?" SAID MARGE.
"I THINK THE GUY NEXT TO ME IS A PERVERT."
"WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO?" ASKED MARGE?
"HE UNDID HIS PANTS AND HE HAS HIS THING OUT," WHISPERED MILDRED.
"WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT," SAID MARGE. "AT OUR AGE WE'VE SEEN 'EM ALL."
"I THOUGHT SO TOO," SAID MILDRED, "BUT THIS ONE'S EATIN' MY POPCORN!
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40 comments:

  1. Elise Cotter3 June 2011 at 00:42

    You beat me to it ! I concede to the Master !! How are you Big Guy ?! xx

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  2. Phil Thompson3 June 2011 at 00:45

    Morning Elise :),,we "Posted" together was it good for ya? LOL,,,Yeah, gonna be a hot one enjoy the rays and the Balvenie Sweetie xxx

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  3. Elise Cotter3 June 2011 at 00:52

    It was good while it lasted Big Guy ! Although, I gotta say, for the recored, I am used to a lot longer......a few seconds just don't cut it I'm afraid ! LMAO ! xx

    Gonna bake the bod today ! If you smell the heady aroma of 'sizzling duck', you know I am ready ! PMSL ! xx

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  4. Phil Thompson3 June 2011 at 00:55

    Hmmm well I may be "Peking" LMAO xx

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  5. Elise Cotter3 June 2011 at 00:56

    PMSL ! ya so funnay Big Guy ! xx

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  6. Phil Thompson3 June 2011 at 00:59

    Gotta go find my lattice posing pouch,,Hilary was using it as a salad twilrler! LOL xx

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  7. Elise Cotter3 June 2011 at 01:01

    eeewwww ! TMI ! Now that's an image that is just not gonna leave me all day ! xx

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  8. Phil Thompson3 June 2011 at 01:21

    Lucky girl!! LOL,xx

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  9. Phil Thompson3 June 2011 at 01:33

    Morning Keith,,posted that vid for ya :))

    Cheers

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  10. Keith Evans3 June 2011 at 01:48

    Think I might have to start going to the gym!

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  11. Phil Thompson3 June 2011 at 01:57

    Hey your chest ain't that big yet,,is it??? LOL

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  12. Elise Cotter3 June 2011 at 02:10

    PMSL ! Those Guys got a better work out than they expected eh ?! xx

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  13. Elise Cotter3 June 2011 at 02:34

    See you started already Big Guy ! xx

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  14. Elise Cotter3 June 2011 at 02:36

    .....and your Pussy.....

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  15. Phil Thompson3 June 2011 at 02:43

    Ha Ha!!! PMSL,,Bigger hat please!!(You knew I would say that!! LOL) xx

    Yep gonna be some hot pussies around today!

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  16. Elise Cotter3 June 2011 at 02:45

    LMAO ! OF COURSE I knew you were gonna say that ! xx

    I'm just having a rest before the SERIOUS work begins ! xx

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  17. Phil Thompson3 June 2011 at 02:55

    Looking good Sweetie,,not much work needed there! :)) xx

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  18. Elise Cotter3 June 2011 at 02:56

    Cheers Big guy ! Always said I had a small one ! xx

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  19. Phil Thompson3 June 2011 at 02:59

    you thinking of George again? PMSL,,,(Like shooting fish in a barrel,,where is the ole fart?)

    Maybe I need a litte work?

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  20. Elise Cotter3 June 2011 at 03:02

    what happened ???? !!!!!!! Who shot ya !!!!???? xx

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  21. Phil Thompson3 June 2011 at 03:13

    I was harpooned after Green Peace unsuccessfully tried to stop it! :(( LMAO xx

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  22. john sherwood3 June 2011 at 03:25

    Morning all.....I 've been busy 'dogging' on the Downs.........See Val sent that pic of me to Ladies.Elise x....,,,,,Can tell its me cos no body hair,thanks to Zoly,& just before the 'mud slinging'....
    Must admit hats are round the wrong way.......LOL

    Ladies day today,& Derby tomorrow

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  23. Elise Cotter3 June 2011 at 03:37

    Morning John xx Hats seem to be the wrong way round with all you Guys today ! Dogging eh ? You are lucky ! See Big Guy is having a few problems ..... Anyone heard from George yet ? Where is 'The Jarrow Marrow' ??????

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  24. Phil Thompson3 June 2011 at 03:44

    Jarrow "Sparrow" just emailed me on his way out "Taxi duties" xx

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  25. George Hardy3 June 2011 at 05:09

    Jarrow Marrow reporting back after first taxi duty.

    Elise, Phil has corrupted the brilliant new nickname (dickname??) you gave me.

    Honestly, his jealousy knows no bounds.

    Sod off Phil, you 'Teesside Tiddler' - and keep away from MY sheep on those moors!

    Off out again now, a coule of car runs, then hopefully a few more hours IN THE SUN.

    Look out for The Bronzed Geordie Adonis on 25th June! ROFLMAO

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  26. Elise Cotter3 June 2011 at 05:21

    Blimey George ! Slow down dude ! xx

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  27. George Hardy3 June 2011 at 10:41

    Oh fuck!

    I think I might have overdone the sunbathing.

    Me hair's gone white, me tash has fallen out and me face looks like my grandad's!






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  28. Elise Cotter3 June 2011 at 10:42

    You saw the pic of Big Guy sunbathing too eh ?! xx

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  29. Phil Thompson3 June 2011 at 10:55

    Same here George!!



    Nothing that an early night won't fix! LOL

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  30. Elise Cotter3 June 2011 at 11:08

    ha ha ha ! xx

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  31. Phil Thompson3 June 2011 at 11:13

    Hey Elise ya want some "afta sun" rubbing on your white bits?,,,,have I got that right?? LMAO xx

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  32. Elise Cotter3 June 2011 at 11:25

    errrr......no white bits Big Guy ! xx

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  33. Phil Thompson3 June 2011 at 11:28

    :))))) I shoulda known!! PMSL

    Nosh time and a few vimto's catch ya later xx

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  34. Keith Evans3 June 2011 at 12:05

    never have white bits, always in the buff for sun bathing.

    Got a massive shock today. Gettin some stuff out of the garage loft and the garage door was live, threw me across the garage and a shout of "oh Fcuk that hurt" followed by 1/2 hour of shaking. Found the fault, a wire had worn through and shorted to the door. Thgink I just got a few years older.
    Loved the pic of Duck sunbathing in her bikini, but I tell you what, I would not want to do the washing.

    Time for red juice.

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  35. Elise Cotter3 June 2011 at 13:09

    Hi Keith xx That was a shocker, you were lucky dude, I reckon plenty of the red stuff to calm the nerves....NURSES orders ! x

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  36. Phil Thompson3 June 2011 at 14:08

    Keith I did warn you about buying Nette that wire stripper and screwdriver set for Chrimbo!!....If she offers to run you a bath,,, watch out for the 240volt cable running into the bath disguised as a plug chain!.....Good luck Matey,,hope to see you in Leicester!

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  37. Christopher Butcher3 June 2011 at 14:19

    I'm back !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Seen some of the GEORGE-OUS PICS and quotes, the site has improved, keep it up.......I like the pussie pics, I'm missing ours, he has been in the cattery since 12 April, comes home next week.

    Anybody like to come and help sort out boxes, I'm sick of seeing them !!!!!!!!!!!

    We will get straight eventually, by christmas !!!!!!!!!!!

    See you all at Leicester.
    Started on new kitchen today and all next week as well, I think.

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  38. Phil Thompson4 June 2011 at 01:05

    Morning Chris,,nice to have ya back,,Coo that's a long time without pussy!,,,hang in there Matey not long to go now! :))

    Catch ya later

    Cheers

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  39. George Hardy4 June 2011 at 03:36

    WELCOME HOME CHRIS & SHIRLEY

    It's been far too long since we saw the EXBUS name on this site.

    Many thanks for your card and message after Lynn's birthday and our anniversary. Very much appreciated by us both, specially when we know how busy you've both been moving into the new house near MK.

    See you in three weeks time. Hey, Phil could lend you one of his pussies if you can't wait till you get your own back.
    Shall I give him your address? lol

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  40. Christopher Butcher4 June 2011 at 14:54

    Thanks, its nice to be missed, although I have sneeked a look at the site when I have been on other puters. I like the idea of borrowing one of Phil's pussies, but seeing how slow male is these days, our pussie should be home soon, so save the post-age..... sorry to see Phil's PSA so high, my latest,(last week) less than 0.1.

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