Friday D-Day !!!!

Good Morning Bollockeers !!

It is finally here ...... D-Day, or should I say 'MOS' Day ! ?

Safe travelling to George & John 'et al' making the journey up/down today.

 George sent me the photo of him dancing [see above] He is such an excited Geordie today ! I suggested that he wear the badge ........ Just to be safe !!








Well, chaos reigns here. Mad busy day before 'La Duck' departs from The Rebel County tomorrow morning [extremely early I might add] to meet up with all you crazy Bollockeers. Gotta say, it will be very sad that Big Guy won't be there. However, we will do our best to have a great time dude, and drink loads of 'drams' to your health !! [only the good stuff of course !]


Gonna be really quiet on here for you and Bev this weekend Big Guy ....... Look after Big Guy for me please Bev !  XX




Safe travelling this weekend Bollockeers xx I am NOT packing my Nurses uniform [sorry George xx] but please pass on a message to Barry [topgun] for me dude ....

" The Goat and La Duck are  enroute, hope you remembered the batteries ..." !! 

XXXX

And now for something completely different !

A man went into an urologist and told him he was having a
problem; he was unable to get his penis erect.

The doctor checked him out then told him that the muscles
around the base of his penis were damaged from a previous
viral infection and that there was nothing he could actually do for
him. However, he knew of an experimental treatment that might
work, if he is willing to take the risk. The treatment
consisted of implanting muscle tissues from an elephant's
trunk into his penis.

The man thought about it for about 2 seconds Then, with the assurance that there would be no cruelty to the elephant, the man decided to go
for it.

A few weeks after the operation, he was given the green light
to go and try out his newly renovated equipment. As a result
he planned a romantic evening with his girlfriend and took
her to one of the nicest restaurants in town. In the middle
of dinner he felt a strong stirring in his loins that
continued to the point of being extremely painful.

To release the pressure he unzipped his fly and his penis
sprang out, slid across the top of the table, grabbed a bread
roll and then returned to his trousers.

His girlfriend was stunned at first, but then with a sly grin
on her face said," That was incredible! Can you do it
again?"

With tears in his eyes he replied, "I think I can, but I'm
not sure if another bread roll will fit up my ass."