Apologies for my absence yesterday. George decided on a 'dry run' to see if he and Topgun could carry out Plan B should I not be able to make it to Leicester.........
Unfortunately, the Gardai took one look at what George was dressed in, and ran a mile.......Screaming like girls.....
George was muttering that 'this is what Phil said I should wear' to blend into the surrounding countryside.....Although personally, I believe that George just wanted to show off his skinny ass, thinking it was better than mine - see above photo and you decide - !
Anyway Bollockeers, I am now the proud owner of one discount price voucher for a 'Fish Pedicure'. A whopping €12 for 30 minutes of bliss ! Cannot wait to book my appointment, and all the comments that are likely to follow this admission on my part !
2 Weeks to Leicester dudes, give or take a day. Hope you are all geared up for Lil' Duck's arrival !
Have a great 'SHIT' Thursday Bollockeers, and remember, if you can't be good, you will be in great company !!
Quack Quack !
XXX
George was muttering that 'this is what Phil said I should wear' to blend into the surrounding countryside.....Although personally, I believe that George just wanted to show off his skinny ass, thinking it was better than mine - see above photo and you decide - !
Anyway Bollockeers, I am now the proud owner of one discount price voucher for a 'Fish Pedicure'. A whopping €12 for 30 minutes of bliss ! Cannot wait to book my appointment, and all the comments that are likely to follow this admission on my part !
2 Weeks to Leicester dudes, give or take a day. Hope you are all geared up for Lil' Duck's arrival !
Have a great 'SHIT' Thursday Bollockeers, and remember, if you can't be good, you will be in great company !!
Quack Quack !
XXX
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
Morning Elise :)) We did it again! Both together,,it was good for me,,,,Nice posting Sweetie! LOL xx
ReplyDeleteWE GOTTA stop doing this together Big Guy !!! People will start to talk !! xx
ReplyDeleteoh heck two posts to juggle.
ReplyDeleteBig Guy's fault........he just cannot restrain himself ! xx
ReplyDeleteCome again??? xx
ReplyDeleteyou wish ! xx
ReplyDeleteha ha ha ha ! See the times of the last 2 posts Big Guy !!!! x
ReplyDeleteSpooky!!! LMAO xx
ReplyDeleteGood co-ordination Big Guy ! xx
ReplyDeleteGeorge ?! Show yourself !!!! x
ReplyDeleteI'm coming, I'm coming Elise. FFS! Have you forgotten I take my time??? LMAO
ReplyDeleteHeyyyyyyyy, I love your S.H.I T Day post. We can have 52 of them a year now, huh? lol
Now.....an important announcement about the evening of 25th June.
I've given in to popular demand, and the Saturday Night At The Mill will be a HOT event!
The postman's just brought the parcel I ordered from the USA.
30 very special bras for all the women to wear.
Funds wouldn't stretch to buy anything for the men, so guys...start making your strings of beads now (and PLEASE don't wear green lattice posing pouches!!).
ha ha ha ! xx
ReplyDeletegeorgeh1 wrote today at 11:35 AM
ReplyDelete"I'm coming, I'm coming Elise. FFS! Have you forgotten I take my time??? LMAO"
Do you REALLY want an answer to that George !!?? xx
BTW....I know you haven't gone metric yet George, but I think your math is wrong...... xx
ReplyDeleteOh bugger.
ReplyDeleteWassup? What's the wrong number? 52 SHIT DAYS or 30 Bras? : (
I plead the 5th ! xx
ReplyDeletevery VERY unhappy now :-((
ReplyDeleteCheer up Elise..x
ReplyDeleteLocal prostate meet soon.......guest speaker tonite who was hard to get I'm told is a E.D nurse..!!
Should be a very uplifting talk then........LOL
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Hi John xx I was wondering what was happening. Gotta laugh though, cheers for that .......xx
ReplyDelete............Should be a very uplifting talk then........LOL
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Been having probs with putor.Elise x....screen keeps jumping,& when connected to 'Bollocks' it runs for a while then cuts out.......Best its been all day....think it needs the putor doc......see yer
ReplyDeleteHave a good meeting John,,hope it doesn't go on too long, I always end up a "little stiff" after sitting for any "length" of time! :))
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