Tuesday, 3 May 2011

Tuesday catch up..

Good Morning/Evening Tuesday Peeps,,,more sunshine and blue skies as we nibble into May!

Bin Laden taking up most of the news over the weekend I only just found out that our own boxing champ Henry Cooper has died..he sure gave Ali a scare when he knocked him down in the ring!

Seems to have been a quiet weekend for all the Bollockeers,,Elise now safely "Undercover"down Oxford way with her Sis before "popping in"on her Mum and Dad.

A ,little exercise anyone?...........................

Have a good week Folks,

Cheers

Both o' them? .......................

Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg. Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?" "No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds. "Hello der girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag th' both of ye, so he did." "Fook off you liar!".they both say,

 "I'll prove it, so I will," Murphy says. So he shouts down the stairs, "Both o' them, Paddy?" "Of course,"Paddy replies, "What's the use of fookin' one?"

 

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  1. john sherwood3 May 2011 at 02:41

    Hi everyone,

    After the longest "hide & seek" ever the Yanks finally got there man......Bin a long time though.!!........

    Phil, excellent joke there......Yeah,Henry 'splash it on' Cooper,was my very early hero with his knock down of Muhammad Ali...................but not when i put on the 'brut' aftershave in later years.......crap stuff...

    Soon off to Onco 3 monthly meeting.....find out my psa, testos, & alp levels & where to go next.......
    Really want body scans so another 'stand off' may well ensue......

    Catch up later...

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  2. Phil Thompson3 May 2011 at 02:44

    Good luck John,, keep us posted,

    Cheers

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  3. George Hardy3 May 2011 at 03:21

    Good luck John : )

    Hey Phil, that paddy joke is an oldie but a GOODIE! LMAO

    Can you remember when we had a very naughty lady here, in the days before Elise and Bev (saints in comparison, lol)?

    I think Samantha use to work for a book publishing company, and she shared this with us:

    Give it a BIG CLICK!


    CHILDRENS BOOKS WHICH NEVER MADE IT TO THE SHELVES

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  4. Phil Thompson3 May 2011 at 03:53

    Yep I saw one of Sams "Business" cards in a phone box in Da Boro the other day!! LOL

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  5. George Hardy3 May 2011 at 05:02

    Yep, Sam asked me to do some fly-posting of her cards - all over the North East.

    SAINT SAM:








    What did she say when you rang the number?

    I hope she offered you our agreed staff discount??? lol

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  6. Phil Thompson3 May 2011 at 05:12

    She said "The Hardy Household?" I hung up quick!! LOL

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  7. George Hardy3 May 2011 at 06:55

    Phil? You lying toad! LMAO

    John, click on 'View' - just beneath your browser, and select Zoom 400%

    You'll see all those numbers clearly...and I know how keen you are to start ringing them, lol.

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  8. Elise Cotter3 May 2011 at 07:19

    Afternoon All ! I made it, after a nightmare journey of 14 hours yesterday, too much Whisky with Barry & Co, and about 3 hours sleep ! Now relaxing on my hols ! Good luck John, Hope they see it from your point of view this time! xx

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  9. Mike Brooks3 May 2011 at 07:24

    George / Phil, thanks for the free advertisement.
    I see you have the cards in the phone box of a couple of the girls I brought over in the trailer with the last load of Shovels.

    Many thanks once again.
    Mike.

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  10. Bevie Hodgson3 May 2011 at 10:12

    John, hope you get on ok. Thinking of you.
    As for you other guys, I go back to work for a day and look what happens total mischief! Love the book titles, well some of them as I am to young to understand all of them!!!

    Be good. Be back later xxxx

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  11. Phil Thompson3 May 2011 at 10:55

    14 hours Elise???what did you go by sailingship??? LOL,, have a nice break Sweetie! xxx

    Hi MIke,shoulda realised when I saw the cards in the phonebox read "Free spade when you get laid!!" LOL

    Bev I will explain and demonstrate what the book titles mean after the watershed,,I'll just polish up my web cam! LOL xx

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  12. Bevie Hodgson3 May 2011 at 11:04

    I willwatch and wait. Has the postie been today?????

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  13. Phil Thompson3 May 2011 at 11:52

    Postie been and left a nasty brown looking enevelope,,,but just turned out to be a tax code adjustment ;) xx

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  14. john sherwood3 May 2011 at 11:59

    Hi all....................& thanks for your good wishes...
    Psa has risen from 4.06 to 4,45,which is a lot less rise than previous 6 weeks.....Must be due to extra portions of a well known alternative potion called 'Glenny'.lol
    Now on Casodex 150mg (but still thinking on this) ......Testos was same at 0.09...alp now 61 drop from 80,.....
    No scans yet........I'm not happy about that & thinking next action........but main point is i feel good health wise,& thats so important..
    Read the other posts......& good to hear from Elise.x...... 14 hours... Wow.!!......plane next time?

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  15. Elise Cotter3 May 2011 at 15:08

    M4 + Bank Holiday Traffic + 1 Multicar Pile up + truck losing its load + 3 year old + 4 Year old = 14 hour journey, start to finish.......... xx

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