Thursday, 26 May 2011

Thursday throb!!

Good Morning/Evening Thursday Peeps,,,not a bad start to the day weather wise,,fine and cool with showers on the way..

Woken at 430am by a demanding pussy,,little sod demanding to go out,,successfully navigated the furniture in the dark to let the fluff ball out but stubbed my right big toe heavily on the coffee table on my return journey,,,,woke Hilary and probably half the neighbourhood emitting choice Navy oaths,,and my swollen body part continues to throb!(Shaddup George)...

Heading out with my limp  for shopping duties while Hilary relaxes at work!

Enjoy your day Folks!

Cheers

Hey I found a clean one!!!........

 

The Deaf Italian Bookkeeper..........


A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.

His bookkeeper is deaf.  That was the reason he got the job in the first place.

It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would never have to testify in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.

The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where's the money?

The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido where's the money?.

Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."

The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's temple and says, "Ask him again!"

The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him.." Guido signs back, "OK.!!!! You win!  The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house."

The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"

The lawyer replies, " He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."

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12 comments:

  1. George Hardy26 May 2011 at 02:46

    Phil and his demanding pussy, his throbbing body part......IT MUST BE THURSDAY! lol

    Loved the 'clean' joke today, ROFLMAO! Good one!

    I wonder what Elise was going to say last night. I was reading through the posts and she mentioned she had something scary to tell us.

    'Fess us Elise. Tell ALL : )~

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  2. Bevie Hodgson26 May 2011 at 03:16

    Demanding pussy, throbbing body part, me I'm saying nowt!!! Last Thursday it was chains, ironing boards and hoovers! Ian says you're a bad influence on innocent old me!!!

    Weekend plans have changed now going to Kent rather than Kent to us. Dads PSA is up again and mum in a bit of a state, The onco scared the life out her. ******** ********

    Be good my lovelies xx

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  3. Phil Thompson26 May 2011 at 04:10

    Hi Bev :),,hope you can ease your Mums fears and have a pleasant weekend too,

    Remember what I said in my last email about PSA's and numbers, xx

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  4. Elise Cotter26 May 2011 at 09:10

    Evening all xx Throbbing body parts Big Guy ? I plead the 5th..... ! George ? How you doing ?? What is up with this site ? I have had NO email notifications of any postings today....even texted Big Guy to check his sorry ass was okay.....AND still waiting for a reply [hint hint Big Guy !]

    The scarey thing I wanted to share LAST NIGHT but no bugger was about, was.........well, it's kinda lost the oomph today a bit.......BUT [and it's a small one ! :-)) ] ........

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  5. Phil Thompson26 May 2011 at 10:11

    Hi Elise:),,I have replied to your text but was out bagging a turkey when you sent it and didn't take my phone(Very rarely do! LOL),,Sorry,

    This bugger was about last night?,,,so it was about something small losing it's oomph(Evening George)???I am AGOG xxx

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  6. Elise Cotter26 May 2011 at 10:39

    ha ha ha ! PMSL ! Got your text Big Guy xx Thanks xx Glad all was okay xx ANYWAY what I was going to say LAST NIGHT WAS that 4 weeks tonight [last night] we will all be drinking Whisky together, IN THE SAME ROOM !!!!!!!!!! xx Worth waiting for ???? x

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  7. Phil Thompson26 May 2011 at 11:01

    SCARY!!! LOL xxx

    Don't forget to put ALL drinks on George's room,,,No 24

    He said to honest!!

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  8. Phil Thompson26 May 2011 at 11:06

    Ta Sweetie,,I'll have a peruse afta nosh and a vino or two

    Have a good evening Cya in a while xx

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  9. Elise Cotter26 May 2011 at 11:08

    Sounds good, what ya having ? I'm not hungry, cup tea only for me, maybe a little one later, care to join me ? Get some elbow practice in for 4 weeks time ?? xx

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  10. Phil Thompson26 May 2011 at 11:13

    Chicken Chasseur, new potatoes, garden peas, and roast baby onions(Shallots) :))

    Don't do little ones! LOL,,,Wine only tonite,,heavy weekend starting tomorrow! :)) xxx

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  11. Elise Cotter26 May 2011 at 11:17

    Sounds yummy Big Guy, you cooking ? xx Little snifter for me later, not had a drop in about a week now xx

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  12. Phil Thompson26 May 2011 at 15:09

    Hiya Sweetie,,hope you enjoyed your "Sifter!",,Unexpected or should I say Unwanted visitors just "Dropped by" ,,,and still here!!!,,,have to play catch up tomorrow,,,,

    Off to chuck em out! LOL,,wish me luck

    Nite Nite xx

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