Thursday Quiet

Good Morning/Evening Thursday Peeps,,,nice start to the day up ere but da lawns are looking a bit parched!

Quiet day predicted on B2PCa today with the ladies away "Doing lunch"George and me were invited but only on condition we brought our own nipple tassles,posing pouches and provided the "Entertainment!"

Not wishing to cause mass hysteria amongst their number we have politely declined the invitation.

Enjoy your day with or without nipple tassles

 

Cheers

 

Rye Bread........

 

 Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning.

The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.

The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.

The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day.  It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery.  As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help.

He said, "Do you have any Rye bread?"

She said, "Yes,  there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"

He said, "I want 5 loaves."

She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves .... by the time you get to the 5th loaf, it'll be hard."

He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody knows about this shit but me."