Sunday wind

Good Morning/Evening Sunday Peeps,,,Lorra wind(morning George)whistling round my neck of the woods and rain just starting..

Poker night had to be cancelled as Sheri wasn't feeling too good so Hilary and me had to play with each other!(Shaddup George) and she still won!

Lazy day ahead,,Spanish Grand Prix coupla beers and a Sunday roast to kick things off..

Hope you're day is equally relaxing apart from George who is driving down to Manchester in his Pink Fiesta to join the Gay Pride march in the hope that someone will take a fancy to it and make him an offer!!!!

Have a fun day!

John's last fix before Turkey!!.........................................

Cheers

Keep this in mind when you have something to return and the store gives you a hard time -

A woman went to a Tesco service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming,

'RUB MY NIPPLES, RUB MY NIPPLES, RUB MY NIPPLES!'

The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager In front of a growing crowd of customers.

The manager comes to the woman and asks, 'Ma'am what's wrong?' She explained the problem with the toaster, and he also told her that He can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screamed,

'RUB MY NIPPLES, RUB MY NIPPLES, RUB MY NIPPLES!' And doing so draws an even bigger crowd!

In shock, the store manager pleads, 'Ma'am, why are you saying that?'

In a huff, the woman says,

'BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES RUBBED WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!'

The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!!