Sunday, 15 May 2011

Sunday tootle,tipple and totter

Good Morning/Evening Sunday Peeps,,,Grey and cool here but at least the wind seems to have blown itself out!(Morning George)

After the excitement of the Eurovision song contest last night (Yeah right! LMAO,,well at least Jedward beat the ageing "Boy"band Blue!!!) were off out with Sherri and Steven over the Moors for a tootle,tipple and totter back,,A few pints of real ale,and a dollop of beef and ale pie should restore the alcohol levels.

Have a good un' whatever you're up to!

 

Cheers

 

Leaving Thoughts...
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When the husband finally died his wife put the usual death notice in the paper, but added that he died of gonorrhea. No sooner were the papers delivered then a good friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly, "You know very well that he died of diarrhea, not gonorrhea."

Replied the widow, "I nursed him night and day so of course I knew he died of diarrhea. But I thought it would be better for posterity to remember him as a great lover rather than the big sh*t he always was.

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23 comments:

  1. Bevie Hodgson15 May 2011 at 01:31

    there was me thinking Jedward would win. I thought was a pretty good performance!
    Its a pottering day for us a bit of this and a bit of that. Enjoying peace and quiet while the boys are asleep.

    South Wales are looking for 30 people to skinny dip on 19.06.11 to raise money for Marie Curie. Any takers??

    Be good my lovlies xx

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  2. Phil Thompson15 May 2011 at 02:04

    Morning Bev,,I love skinny dipping but alas I am having my nails done on tha day! sorry xx

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  3. john sherwood15 May 2011 at 02:08

    Morning all........Good job i didn't bet on either.....I thought Sweden was going to win.......I suppose we can take a bit of credit as the girl singer for Azerbaijan,lives in North London with 2 kids....

    Bev....x I am to well built to do 'skinny dip & anyway will be tarting myself up for MOS.the following week......LOL.......Good cause though..!!..

    Well Vals a lot brighter....so hope to venture out for a leisurely dog walk on the Downs & a pint....see how it goes.!

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  4. Bevie Hodgson15 May 2011 at 02:17

    It should read 300 people!! Having your nails done is no excuse. We could get George to participant as it is the land of the sheep!!!

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  5. Phil Thompson15 May 2011 at 02:20

    Hi John,glad Val is feeling better, :))

    Bev if you tell George it's "Sheep dipping"he'll be there in a flash! LOL xx

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  6. Bevie Hodgson15 May 2011 at 02:25

    For all vegans I have just made a soup for Ian: one tin chick peas, kidney beans, baked beans, 2 tins of toms, 4 carrots, 4 leeks, 2 parsnips, one tin of mixed beans and stock to cover. I cannot repeat what Ian has said to this mix!! Surely you would jump at the chance of having this delicacy!!!

    Off to make tofu pudding!

    xx

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  7. john sherwood15 May 2011 at 02:27

    Hahaha......poor George........!!!!

    Thanks matey.....

    Bev.....x Good roast for me.......don't do afters..!!!

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  8. Phil Thompson15 May 2011 at 02:30

    Bev you trying to put the wind up Ian??? LMAO xx

    The sheep around Jarrow are on an "alert"status after overhearing George say he was having lamb for lunch!!

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  9. Bevie Hodgson15 May 2011 at 02:46

    guys, this is Ian, her ladyship is in the kitchen!!
    You've got roast, beef and ale pie, whilst I've got mushy bean curry followed by tofu chocolate pudding washed down with carrot juice. Oh for a steak and onion sandwich

    Ian

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  10. Elise Cotter15 May 2011 at 02:51

    Morning All xx Well, I actually watched the Eurovision last night, just to see what everyone was raving about.......I would have preferred a waxing..... !!

    Bev ? Good luck !! No central heating in your house needed after that little lot ! Gotta side with Big Guy xx Fresh, Organic, juicy Roast Pork, crackling away in the oven as I type. Roast Spuds [in Goose fat], Spuds steamed in their jackets, Fresh Carrots, Petit Pois, Spring Greens......Mmmmmmm....oh, and tonnes of my famous gravy for the kids, a litlle homemade apple and mint sauce for the grown ups.

    George and Sheep, yes, well, lets not say anymore about that one....he is a baaaaad boy at times !



    Now Lil' Duck will be in the 'chit' again !!!! PMSFL !!

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  11. Elise Cotter15 May 2011 at 02:55

    Ian, my commisserations dude xx I have never awarded any of these yet, but, I TRULY believe you are a hero !! xx

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  12. john sherwood15 May 2011 at 03:52

    Hi Ian & nice to hear from yer...........Bev likes experimenting with food eh.!!?.....you on the Jane Plant diet or something?

    Look, Elise....x.....its tradition to watch Euro,but must admit I had to scuttle out to the Supermarket as forgot the dog had no food left.... at 9.30 at night.......Val is better,& has taken the dog for a walk for a P&S....

    Elise,got this horrible catarrh,which is loosening up a bit now......DO you think a course of anti biotics would help me? as usually it takes weeks to properly clear up.....thinking holiday here....xx

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  13. George Hardy15 May 2011 at 03:52

    ELISE IS IN DEEP CHIT!

    1) For the sheep shagger pic

    2) For whatever she has told her mum about me. Mrs Cooper must think I'm somewhere between Vlad the Impaler and Jack The Bodice Ripper! (see PCC postings!).

    Interesting photo of the American guy, Mike Litoris.
    It reminded me of a stage act I once saw....Mike Hunt.
    What a fantastic whistler he was.

    In fact he sold a million copies of his LP 'Mike Hunt Whistles' in 1974.

    Nothing can dampen my spirits today.
    I am sooo proud that I'm from Azerbaijan.



    Ignore all that crap about it being an East European country,
    It's a suburb of South Shields, and I was born there 40 years ago.



    Just don't mention Sunderland.

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  14. Elise Cotter15 May 2011 at 04:06

    Luv Ya George ! XX

    John, if you are coughing up yeuch, and it is thick and green [sorry Guys, professional advice time !] then that warrants an antibiotic. Tell GP same, and you should be cushty. Steam inhalations are also good, bowl with boiled water, Olbas Oil or Salt, tea towel over your head, and breathe in the steam, it will help break up the phlegm xx

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  15. john sherwood15 May 2011 at 04:18

    Thanks Elise...x....Will try the steam job first....

    George.......... 40?

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  16. Elise Cotter15 May 2011 at 04:20

    George is dreaming about Sheep John xx

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  17. George Hardy15 May 2011 at 05:22

    ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH


    YOU'RE A BAAAAAAAAAAD GIRL, FLEECY! : )~

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  18. Elise Cotter15 May 2011 at 05:23

    Still Luv Ya ! xx

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  19. Bevie Hodgson15 May 2011 at 09:09

    yuk, yuk and more yuk. Now I am a stong coffee girl. We've run out of milk so added some if Ian's soya milk. Yuk it as like drinking mud!! Just thought I would tell you!

    I spy my old man posting! there will be trouble ahead!

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  20. Phil Thompson15 May 2011 at 09:18

    Sunday afternoon Bev,,reckon it's red wine time!! :)) xx

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  21. john sherwood15 May 2011 at 13:13

    Bev x ....Whats that pic of......you or Ian in a habit?.....& I just strained my blinking neck too.......turn it around my luvly...!!!?

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  22. Bevie Hodgson15 May 2011 at 13:18

    john, do you want perfection!!! I'll get my man on to it. Is it me, you cheeky sod!!! Its the old man.

    Off to bed as work tomorrow, a dreaded admin day. yuk!!!

    Be good my lovelies xx

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  23. john sherwood16 May 2011 at 00:10

    Bev.....x........is Ian a bit of a thespian?.......& did he star in the Bristol Operatics Society version of 'Nuns on the run'....
    http://youtu.be/rcJ0KL_F5r0

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