Saturday liquid lunches :)

Good Morning/Evening Saturday Peeps,,,warmish, overcast start to the weekend here,,,,what plans afoot with the Bollockeers??.................

Liquid lunches on the cards for a few of us,,Elise,Bev and ladies partaking in Swindon today,,have fun ladies xx,,..................................................

 

I'm heading out with Steven my SIL for a pub lunch and a natter,,.........

 

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Gemma arrived eventually last night from Brighton bearing gifts from her travels including a bottle of Vietnamese dark rum called "Buddhist Monk" black as pitch and smells the same! LOL..................She's boarding a stretched "Hummer" at 1030am joining a hen party heading for Leeds and a day and night of carousing!......................

Enjoy your Saturday and have a cracking weekend!

Cheers

 The Pickled Penis..........

There was this lady and she really wanted to have sex, but she was to scared to ask her husband so she went to a gypsy and told her her problem.

The gypsy rummaged around in a chest and pulled out a pickle jar with a penis in it, and said "All you have to do is open the jar and say 'Pickle penis my vigina' and it will start having sex with you".

So later she tries out the pickle penis and it works great. That is until her husband walks in and he shouts "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT" and the woman says "It's a pickled penis"

Unfortunately her husband replied "PICKLE PENIS MY ASS"