Saturday, 21 May 2011

Saturday late..

Good Morning/Evening Saturday Peeps,,, late start after a late night for me on a cool and cloudy day here.

After gathering my remaining brain cells heading out to hunt and gather supplies(Sainsburys) to whip up (morning Bev) a Paella for nosh tonite before losing my shirt to Hilary at poker....

Spanish Grand Prix today and tomorrow which will please George and have him riveted to his TV!!

Happy Saturday Folks hope it's a good un' for ya!

My kinda line up.........................................

Golden oldie...................

Stay of Execution
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An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution.

His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.

As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, "What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been? Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it."

And on and on and on. Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs.

While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight.

Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go upstairs and give him the good news.

As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his legs and feet.

"They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said.

He whirled around and yelled, "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?!"

 

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19 comments:

  1. George Hardy21 May 2011 at 03:51

    GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNIN'ALL


    Trying to get on the 'puter in the spare moments I have outside of trying to flog this frigging Fiesta! 12 days now and it's still unsold.

    I mean, what the hell is wrong with it? And why are weird Shemales the only people to turn up to view it?






















    Oh yes, I've had many offers,which I pretended to accept - but in reality, I gave them Phil's mobile number! lol

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  2. Phil Thompson21 May 2011 at 04:00

    Keep em coming George!!! :)) LMAO

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  3. Elise Cotter21 May 2011 at 08:59

    Ha ha Ha Ha ! Evening all xx A Geordie with a pink car......you do have a death wish George, especially around Jarrow dude ! Best of luck ! xx

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  4. Phil Thompson21 May 2011 at 09:06

    He's got pink furry dice in there too! LMAO xx

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  5. Elise Cotter21 May 2011 at 09:08

    ....thought you were gonna say "pink, furry balls" Big Guy ! LMAO ! XX

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  6. Phil Thompson21 May 2011 at 09:12

    We're not THAT close!!!! xx LOL

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  7. Elise Cotter21 May 2011 at 09:13

    PMSL ! Tell that to George Big Guy !!!! xx

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  8. Bevie Hodgson21 May 2011 at 09:47

    Now there's an idea...!!
    Well I am a happy bunny, outfit brought and morning suit hired. Ians wallet is in rehab and Ian and tim have gone to the footie to recover!!!! Its a year today since Ian became ill, few tears and then a lovely time shopping. I am one lucky girl as Ian really enjoys shopping especially for clothes.

    Its vino for me tonight xxx

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  9. Elise Cotter21 May 2011 at 09:50

    Dare I say congrats Bev ?????? Have a good time tonight, I imagine it will be a lot happier than a year ago xx

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  10. john sherwood21 May 2011 at 10:16

    All the best Bev..x...

    Well, its sad time here,as dog is now away at the kennels.......Wont be able to go doggin tomorrow......aaarrrggghhh..!!!!!!..

    Been a lovely day again here though.!!

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  11. Elise Cotter21 May 2011 at 10:21

    Hi John xx Pouring down here :-(( have a great holiday! xx

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  12. Phil Thompson21 May 2011 at 10:56

    Hope you get LOTS of Turkish delight John!!

    Have a Fab time both!!

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  13. john sherwood21 May 2011 at 12:01

    thanks guysl....I wasn't to bothered going away really especially as lovely weather here at mo, but Val,said it was something to look forward to..........,Ummmm.!!!!!!...bring you back a Turkish belly dancer Phil,but failing that then its the eatable delight i guess....

    Elise.....x.........we need that rain here.......so please dispatch asap, otherwise water restrictions I fear will be looming.......but not until Monday .....

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  14. Elise Cotter21 May 2011 at 12:14

    Will do my best John xx Have far too much here. I cannot begin to imagine what it's like to have a hose pipe ban ? We drilled our own well when we were building, struck water at 20 foot, but carried on to 120 foot to increase pressure. Our mains water is spring water. Can't imagine how hard it would be not to have that? Have a great holiday, you both deserve some R 'n' R xx

    PS - I LOVE Turkish Delight if Big Guy doesn't want his ! xxxx

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  15. Phil Thompson21 May 2011 at 12:22

    Elise,John's bringing me back a belly dancer so I can have my cake and eat it, :)) you can have the pink stuff LOL xx

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  16. Elise Cotter21 May 2011 at 12:38

    eeeeewwwww ! I want the sweets ! not the belly dancer Big Guy !!!!! xxx

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  17. Bevie Hodgson21 May 2011 at 12:38

    Phil, is that you at a zumba class!!

    Has Hilary beaten you at poker already!!

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  18. john sherwood21 May 2011 at 12:50

    Reminds me of that All Fools & Horses 'Peckham water' bottling plant sketch.........but thinking out loud here.....spring water on tap.....ummm wonder if thats a going concern Elise........can see it now..... Rebel Country Spring water,then flog it to us Brits........eh..xx

    Hi Bev x how yer doing ...how many vinos so far my luvly?

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  19. Phil Thompson21 May 2011 at 13:08

    Poker cancelled Bev,,Sherri not feeling so good,,so it's me Hilary, whisky and Margaritas! :)) xx

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